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Never played it until the completion of some missing challenges forced me, but it was really fun. And thinking about it I don't really know why I waited so long because Juggernauts are absolutely wonderful. 10 reasons for that:

 

1. Geth always do what they say, that's why a Spitfire really spits fire ... kinda

2. They can have filthy sex with banshees and ... survive

3. Juggernauts can help you solve Sudokus of any difficulty in fragments of nanoseconds

4. Juggernauts can be anything you need: household help, music, friend
5. Juggernauts can even stream p0rn (if you choose the right options in the hard-on plattform-evolutions)
6. Juggernauts will drive you home from a party cause they never drink and even when you're absolutely wasted noone will ever dare to touch you whatever you might do because ... cough ... spitfire
7. They don't need thighs to have perfect legs
8. Juggernauts prevent you from getting STDs from those filthy tempting Quarian girls where you never know who they already let under their suits (I know of a specific female Quarian who had something going on with at least hundreds of thousands of male Shepards)
9. You always walk home with a groupie or two because juggernauts look just like Adam Sandler and you seem to be his friend
10. Juggs
(11. 8200 Shields + 25% DR)
(12. Nothing beats a well specced geth turret as support for your barbecue ... 6A!)

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I always found the Juggy boring. It's just way too slow for my playstyle.



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try harder


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Never played it until the completion of some missing challenges forced me, but it was really fun. And thinking about it I don't really know why I waited so long because Juggernauts are absolutely wonderful. 10 reasons for that:

 

1. Geth always do what they say, that's why a Spitfire really spits fire ... kinda

2. They can have filthy sex with banshees and ... survive

3. Juggernauts can help you solve Sudokus of any difficulty in fragments of nanoseconds

4. Juggernauts can be anything you need: household help, music, friend
5. Juggernauts can even stream p0rn (if you choose the right options in the hard-on plattform-evolutions)
6. Juggernauts will drive you home from a party cause they never drink and even when you're absolutely wasted noone will ever dare to touch you whatever you might do because ... cough ... spitfire
7. They don't need thighs to have perfect legs
8. Juggernauts prevent you from getting STDs from those filthy tempting Quarian girls where you never know who they already let under their suits (I know of a specific female Quarian who had something going on with at least hundreds of thousands of male Shepards)
9. You always walk home with a groupie or two because juggernauts look just like Adam Sandler and you seem to be his friend
10. Juggs
(11. 8200 Shields + 25% DR)
(12. Nothing beats a well specced geth turret as support for your barbecue ... 6A!)

 

 

1. My guns got a speech problem.  They stutter when they spit.

2.  I can respect that.  Unless you're timid and don't put yourself out there I think most guys can say their other head has made them do a thing or two they wish they could take back.

3.  You lost me.

4. :mellow:

5. I can stream porn now.

6. You don't even get the happy ending?  I don't like your geth.

7. :mellow:

8.  Just another reason Geth are the best thing about ME.

9. Well...groupies are better than no groupies.

10.  Amen brother...amen.  Make the world go round.

11.  Cool

12. Geth for life.

 

I still support this thread.  A thread about geth is better than a thread that isn't.  Keep your head down and keep improving brother.


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You ever see the Geth mooks letting their Prime lone wolf? No. Similarly, the Juggernaut on my team always stays on the back line like a siege unit harassing enemy positions.

 

BTW, I love the Geth Juggernaut. I treat it as the squad commander even if it's operated by a low CP player because keeping it alive means aggregating a lot of unsuspecting enemies in one location.


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I love the Juggernaut, but for other reasons :

 

1) Can't be sync-killed

2) Can't be killed (almost)

3) His Turret can heal your shields

4) His Turret can prime for your tech combos 

5) His shield gives you portable RHA during escorts and hacks

6) His Siege Pulse can detonate your tech and ammo combos

7) Can give you a damage buff

8) Best teammate to have when you're disabling a device, with turret healing and shield protection

9) Good pizzas carrier on consoles

10) Can grab Phantoms

11) PUGs die less when playing the Juggernaut

12) PUGernauts attract the Banshees so you can serenely shoot at them

 

I vote Juggernaut for US presidence best teammate ever. 


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A Geth Juggernaut platform is quite the servant, from drawing fire, boosting teamates weapon damage, reaching the top shelf that I can't reach, artillery support from it's siege pulse, bug zapper wall, holding phantoms so I can headshot them with little effort, & holding extra ammo for me. Tis an all round good asset to have, unless it has that buggy reaper code geth installed on it, then it's pretty meh, because they insist on blindly H-meleeing everything in sight.

 

But nothing a good reformat can't solve.  ;)


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A Geth Juggernaut platform is quite the servant, from drawing fire, boosting teamates weapon damage, reaching the top shelf that I can't reach, artillery support from it's siege pulse, bug zapper wall, holding phantoms so I can headshot them with little effort, & holding extra ammo for me. Tis an all round good asset to have, unless it has that buggy reaper code geth installed on it, then it's pretty meh, because they insist on blindly H-meleeing everything in sight.

 

But nothing a good reformat can't solve.  ;)

 

Sounds like you're saying it makes a better squadmate than another Quarian to me.


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I love the Juggernaut, but for other reasons :

1) Can't be sync-killed
2) Can't be killed (almost)
3) His Turret can heal your shields
4) His Turret can prime for your tech combos
5) His shield give you portable RHA during escorts and hacks
6) His Siege Pulse can detonate your tech and ammo combos
7) Can give you a damage buff
8) Best teammate to have when you're disabling a device, with turret healing and shield protection
9) Good pizzas carrier on consoles
10) Can grab Phantoms
11) PUGs die less when playing the Juggernaut
12) PUGernauts attract the Banshees so you can serenely shoot at them

I vote Juggernaut for US presidence best teammate ever.


Good list, even though 99% of the Puggernauts prove you wrong on points 2 and 11 :P
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Sounds like you're saying it makes a better squadmate than another Quarian to me.

 

 

The QMS/ QME/& QMI are far more efficient at killing things than the Juggernaut will be, & they can redeploy faster than it too, instead of it walking for an hour to get there.


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The QMS/ QME/& QMI are far more efficient at killing things than the Juggernaut will be, & they can redeploy faster than it too, instead of it walking for an hour to get there.


Something just tastes very much QMR on this one.... As well as that word 'Glorious'. I know that mannerism from somewhere. Let me think about it more.

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How do I use squad command? I think the interface is bugged - I can never give orders.


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Fuenf789

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How do I use squad command? I think the interface is bugged - I can never give orders.

Never done you service, then?
clue within :
https://youtu.be/5y2WIOa7CEI
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Never done you service, then?
clue within :

Pff, typical leadership from behind. I do that with Asari already. Ol' Juggsy leads from the front.


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1-11: Can´t be sync-killed.

12: Great aggromagnet



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#1 reason not to:  The spitfire is the 1st & only weapon in my entire video game playing life to have given me motion sickness.



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He's a good change of pace character from a more mobile playstyle.  Got to love something that can lock up a Banshee for target practice and rag-doll phantoms (especially this).  With an adrenaline mod, he's still slow but not too slow.  You can live with it (kind of).  He's a great platform for the Spitfire with drill rounds -- weed-wack everything.

 

 

Nightman - take some Dramamine and then try it  :lol:


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Olivia Wilde

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Went from playing a Juggy to playing the Drell Vanguard

 

a bit of a speed difference there


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this

Umh. Forgot the link mb? I know Nico absolutely hates details, but I'm gonna quote Jeff Bezos anyway (some suit rat) :
"If u don't understand the details of ur business, u r going 2 fail".

Nightman - take some Dramamine and then try it :lol:

He's dramatic enough as it is...
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You're forgetting that it is a female biotic geth, and is also a Vanguard. :) She just has really deep voice. #WouldStillBang


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Every single quarian is far more efficient at killing things than the Juggernaut will be, & they can redeploy faster than it too, instead of it walking for an hour to get there.

ftfy comrade.

Actually, could have just put every single other character in the game including volus, but I wanted to put quarians somewhere in this post. Oh wait I just did.


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It is slow, can get staggered, has to walk around knee-high obstacles and nothing screams "carry me pls" louder than a juggernaut grabbing every enemy in reach.

 

Spitfire is also not a good weapon choice since the juggernaut lacks in weapon damage bonus (and the spitfire desperately needs them)

 

Juggernaut can be half-decent with a PPR + inferno ammo (or Adas) and siege pulse spam.



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With two Juggers in the team they can high five victory.


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Granted PPR is more effective but...yawn...boring.   Spitfire is spray and pray fun.  Hose everything with a million BBs and shred stuff.


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Granted PPR is more effective but...yawn...boring.   Spitfire is spray and pray fun.  Hose everything with a million BBs and shred stuff.

 

Well Spitfire is more fun on the Trooper. HM with ROF and Dmg increase plus enhanced movement speed, when switching to cobra, make it much more enjoyable.