I really want to be the actual villain. I want to raid colony worlds and enslave its people... build my own fleet ... send it to conquer other civilizations... and build weapons of mass destruction. I want to be cruel, ruthless and vindictive. I want people to hate my PC but fear him/her as well. I want to be the main bad guy.
Sooooo….. you want to play evil, eh?
To those of you bent on mayhem, death-dealing, and destruction, PARAGON and RENEGADE PROTAGS already proved that WE ARE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. You squint and stare for an innocent victim to slay, yet your vision is unclear because your evil has trapped your minds from seeing all the possibilities. Your irresistible force has met OUR immovable object. Your free-ranged existence… as it has been… is over. It will soon become clear to you… sooner than you think. WE know who you are… by name. WE are staring into your soulless eyes. WE are smiling a pitiless smile. Yet YOU can only detect your own fetid foul sulfur that tolls the odor of your demise. You are already in our cross-hairs. You cannot escape OUR plans… and it is soooooooo eeeeeeeasy to trap YOU.
Paragons and Renegades know how to deal with you, quickly and efficiently. YOU have tragically failed to grasp even a hint of the true power that a protagonist can unleash on you; neither did the reapers. You say to us, with an evil sneering gaze: “Revenge is a dish best served cold – and it is very cold in space.” Feebly, you attempt to utter Clubber Lang’s last words to Rocky Balboa: “I’m gonna bus’ you up.” We say to you now: “Go for it, fool.” We don’t have to repeat ourselves. Your corpses will be left rotting in fermenting soil. Dung beetles will scrape up your dry remains and form you into tiny slime balls to protect their subterranean lairs.
To those of you wailing 'I Wanna Be Evil', those who oppose the N7 protagonists, those of YOU who throw and spew blood red colors of hollow brilliance and false knowledge, and claim that WE are on drugs (and so forth) for standing up to you? WE need not listen nor pay you any heed. You have the right to speak your opinion, yet you have failed to grasp a certain reality: Evil characters don't listen to any good music!!! (See below). So be it… As the fist of many punishments for your mental illness, BW will not include any music for the Villians - you'll have to complete the game in TOTAL SILENCE!!! You get no dialog, no music, no armor, no weapons, and no maps. How do you like that!?! You still wanna play the evil antagonist? Git along lil’ doe-gee. You ain’t doin’ nothin’.
Next year, the coolest Paragons and Renegades will be driving the coolest mako over the coolest landscapes littered with the tiniest dust of destroyed evil henchmen… and evil players like YOU. As for me, I’ll be cruising in my cherry ride over rolling green hills and dunescapes, and zooming across the far edges of a deep crevasse, while grooving to some of the sweetest road tunes preloaded into my Omni-helmet’s headset (approved for all weather and driving conditions):
ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man
AC/DC's Back in Black
Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion
Lynyrd Skynyrd's Sweet Home Alabama
Cheap Trick's Mighty Wings
Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone
Foghat's Slow Ride
Def Leopard's Rock of Ages
Queen's We Will Rock You
Styx' Renegade
Whitesnake's Here I go Again
Paragons and Renegades, enjoy the ride...