Positive thread? Deserves a bump.
inb4 hate.
I don't play any more, but guess I should go ahead and thank all the people on my FL who kept me going with this game long after I would have otherwise lost interest. In chronological order of adding.
Drascas: For making me try perilous back when it was scary, and then carrying my laggy butt. Also, for making Hellbiter get a stopwatch and time things.
BadgerladDK: For really enjoying those times I hosted on my potato. A great guy even if he is a Spurs fan. Also, we were the only ones without PI, because we were better than everyone else...
SquidwardtheCow: For getting bored with DAIMP, and having pokemon battles instead. dat metagame!
Crituos: dem crits.
We always discussed teabagging irritating f4 spamming pugs, but we never quite got round to it. ^^'
Irthir: For spontaneously double bagging me with Badger that one time. That was the one of the best things I've ever seen in DAIMP. And for introducing me to batmetal.
Kaileena_Sands: A true bro and an awesome buddy to run with. Always ready with some tea if I got taken down by lag. It was always lag. And took tea like a champ. 
Shortbreadcookie: For stealing my spot in a NM game that one time
And for taking part in one of the most painfully slow NM games ever. Though not as slow as that time we did 3 virtuosos. Ugh.
Pifffle: For carrying me, with her awesome backpack, and for being and all-round lovely lady to game with.
Gilli-chan: For starting the game about 9 months after me, and overtaking my promotions within 3 months.
Cirvante: For teaching Kaileena how to teabag. And being 2op. 
Sabreracer: For some great runs and even greater smack talk vs Aetika in chat. Pretty sure she won though mate.
Aetika: For being evil!
Just kidding, of course, always fun to run with.
EcVo: For refusing to promote, and keepering like a boss.
TheArgh: For randomly adding me, presumably because of my OriginID. And for always being up for some runs with a scrubby promotion serf.
Maecor: We didn't play many games together, but it was great fun watching you katari through NM like it was threatening.
GShock88: 2op, just drops into a pug and dominates 
Blueflue: Ah, those speeches. That podium in FC zone 1 was made for you. Shame about the BEES! joke.
pg_tip1: For singing (more accurately, typing into origin chat) ballads through NM/HB runs. Singing ballads is now a thing.
Dishonourable mentions -
Courtnehh: preferred to play on his promo lord console account instead of joining the master race. "Better to reign in hell...."
If I've missed anyone out, it's because I hate you. 