Wicked Hearts and Wicked Eyes is often cited as the best part of DA:I, with good reason, and it's my favourite part as well. Instead of carving your way through hordes of enemies, you have to impress the privileged aristocracy of Orlais, while at the same time sneaking through the Palace of Halamshiral, unraveling a web of intrigue, and solving a mystery or two along the way. You fight assassins dressed as performers from the commedia dell'arte for what I'm sure are very good reasons. It's just cool.
But how well does it fit into the story? After you've done all of that, Leliana presents you with a choice:
'We can save Celene, as we came here to do, or we can let her be assassinated. Either way we win.'
What?
'Corphy needs chaos and conflict. If we save Celene, she stays on the throne and order is restored, so we win. If we let her die, Gaspard takes the throne, order is restored, and we also win.'
So either Celene dies, or she lives, and it makes no difference for our purposes?
'Yes.'
Then would you mind telling me what exactly we are even doing here?
'We came here to decide, one way or the other.'
But why? It's not as if the throne of Orlais is any of our business. The only reason we came here was to prevent Corphy from starting that alternate future where you look like Emperor Palpatine, and as far as that goes, you just said that it makes no difference what we do here.
'We prevent that future just by being here.'
How? And for that matter, what is Corphy playing at? I'm not sure I buy that he needs chaos and conflict, but that's what we have right now. If he assassinates Celene, he resolves that conflict and restores order. Whether he succeeds or he doesn't, we still win, so what's his goal? What is his win scenario?
'He can't win. Whether Celene lives or dies, he loses.'
So he's stupid, but why do we care?
'It's very simple: If you choose to save Celene, that will be the decision that saves the world. If you choose to let her die, then that will be the decision that saves the world.'
Then you're saying that it doesn't matter what I decide, only that I am the one that makes the decision?
'Exactly.'
I see. I should have noticed this earlier, but you're stark bonkers insane, aren't you?
'Yup.'
Is there a side of it that I'm not seeing here?





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