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[SlottsMachine]

Your entrance is ever a segue to endless lands of derision.

[Original Mako]

I'm going to go against the grain and suggest...

 

How about NO intimacy scenes. At all.

 

Do they add to the game experience? I don't feel they do. They certainly won't make me want to buy the game. I feel it's resources wasted. I like the "suggestive happened-off-camera" approach if there's going to be anything. I'd rather they focus efforts elsewhere, like an overhaul of the classes/skills, more dynamic level design, etc.

[tesla21]

Realistically speaking, I agree it would be cool if romances were a little more complex than *hits hearth button* "We'll bang ok?" with consequences and ups and downs.

[Akrabra]

Snip

Why?

[Andrew Lucas]

I have no thoughts on this beside why not?

[SlottsMachine]

Why?

 

Because your love is like 1000 Caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant.

[The Hierophant]

Meh. God of War did this already.

[ZipZap2000]

This sounds brilliant. Imagine the sorts of consequences for your alien fetishes!

Blow it too soon with the quarian? Congrats, you just commited murder via cross species fluid contact.

Drell? You just ingested a hallucinogen. Have fun playing an interactive level where you're being chased by Thriller monsters.

Turian? Like the quarian, but in reverse.

Asari? She gets knocked up and leaves you paying child support for the remaining 100 years of your life.

Krogan? Crushed into a critical mission failure screen.

Synthetic? It malfunctions, and the damage sets off a built in safety protocol, shutting it down with you stuck inside, causing all your friends to find out and subsequently laugh at you as you make the walk of shame down to the medbay/ to get the grinder with the platform still stuck to you

Sounds like a thursday down at Chora's Den.

*sips ryncol*

[KaiserShep]

LI gave you the safe word like 10 hours ago as the game progressed, and it's randomized between 20 different words so forget going to gamefaqs to figure out which one it is. Forget it when you need it the most and it's critical mission failure. I'm on the fence about adding a bonus feature with an autoerotic asphyxiation mechanic. Screw up and Commander Carradine bites it. 

[Vespervin]

This sounds brilliant. Imagine the sorts of consequences for your alien fetishes!
 
Blow it too soon with the quarian? Congrats, you just commited murder via cross species fluid contact.
 
Drell? You just ingested a hallucinogen. Have fun playing an interactive level where you're being chased by Thriller monsters.
 
Turian? Like the quarian, but in reverse.
 
Asari? She gets knocked up and leaves you paying child support for the remaining 100 years of your life.
 
Krogan? Crushed into a critical mission failure screen.
 
Synthetic? It malfunctions, and the damage sets off a built in safety protocol,  shutting it down with you stuck inside, causing all your friends to find out and subsequently laugh at you as you make the walk of shame down to the medbay/ to get the grinder with the platform still stuck to you

Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

[ModernAcademic]

After Andromeda, the next installment of the series shall be called Mass Effect: Fully Interactive Virtual Sex with Aliens in Space. Joysticks won't be enough. You'll need to buy a remote vibrator to play this game!

 

 

 

Nice idea, but I'd honestly prefer the devs give more thought to the main story and the scifi content than to marginal elements such as choice of clothing, hairstyle or romance.

Otherwise, just release a DLC where you can properly deepen your romance with your LI. Seriously.

 

There are plenty of games in the market that must have a major focus on romance. BW does tend to want to please its players, which is very nice, but it's more than proven by now that when the company does that, it sacrifices important aspects of the games to satisfy this demand (see DA2 and Inquisition).

More time spent on developing romances means less time worrying with the development of the story itself. Companies have deadlines, after all. And I'd like not to see that happen to Andromeda, if possible.

[KaiserShep]

Without knowing exactly what went on during development of either DA2 or Inquisition, how could one determine what caused anything to be sacrificed from the final product? 

[ZipZap2000]

Without knowing exactly what went on during development of either DA2 or Inquisition, how could one determine what caused anything to be sacrificed from the final product?

Dwarven love was forgone in favour of battle nugs.

[Bowlcuts]

Or we could, like, get laid in real life. Or something.

But there's no Quarian booty in the cold world of realism. 

[Rascoth]

I don't know what I expected when I clicked this thread, but this is definitely more entertaining.

[ZipZap2000]

But there's no Quarian booty in the cold world of realism.

Real life sucks.

[hotdogbsg]

There was an interactive scene in Farenheit/Indigo Prophecy on the PS2.

 

Most uncomfortable and cringeworthy thing I have ever played through.

[Chealec]

Sounds a bit too much like a Quick Time Event for my liking...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*badum tssssssss*

[Seboist]

Based on ideas I saw on a couple of threads I figure it could be sort of... awesome actually.

 

Romance scenes will work the way they do currently, except you'll be given a series of paragon/renegade interrupts every so often, and depending on the option chosen Ryder will perform a more intimate/sweet/sexy action or a more wild/spicy/nasty action (E.G. kissing the neck, running fingertips along chest, and slow grinding with the hips for paragon, and biting the neck, clawing the chest and back, and riding like a bucking bronco for renegade) as the scene continues you'll have to react faster and continue making the "right" choices and if you manage to see it through you'll be rewarded with a special "climax" scene.

 

The catch though, is that different LIs will have different sexual tastes and be doing their own versions of paragon/renegade actions to YOU, and depending on how you respond/behave they may become turned off or even furious and force you off of them and end the encounter immediately, and Ryder can do the same. Regardless of who terminated the moment, sexual incompatibility will be a big issue you'll need to address with LIs and failure to find a resolution will have dire and probably irreversible consequences.

 

 

If this allows me to perform my waterboarding kink on a designated waifu via renegade prompt, then I'm sold on it.

[BaconClubhouse]

Consequences? For putting it in the wrong hole?

[Jedi Comedian]

Based on ideas I saw on a couple of threads I figure it could be sort of... awesome actually.

Romance scenes will work the way they do currently, except you'll be given a series of paragon/renegade interrupts every so often, and depending on the option chosen Ryder will perform a more intimate/sweet/sexy action or a more wild/spicy/nasty action (E.G. kissing the neck, running fingertips along chest, and slow grinding with the hips for paragon, and biting the neck, clawing the chest and back, and riding like a bucking bronco for renegade) as the scene continues you'll have to react faster and continue making the "right" choices and if you manage to see it through you'll be rewarded with a special "climax" scene.

The catch though, is that different LIs will have different sexual tastes and be doing their own versions of paragon/renegade actions to YOU, and depending on how you respond/behave they may become turned off or even furious and force you off of them and end the encounter immediately, and Ryder can do the same. Regardless of who terminated the moment, sexual incompatibility will be a big issue you'll need to address with LIs and failure to find a resolution will have dire and probably irreversible consequences.

Sure, why not? But I have a question...
...why wouldn't a Paragon be into kinki stuff?

[Medhia_Nox]

I think anyone who has an in game romance should contract space herpes.  

 

Now with MOAR CONSEQUENCES!

[Kabooooom]

I think anyone who has an in game romance should contract space herpes.

Now with MOAR CONSEQUENCES!

That's how scale itch got onto the Normandy.

Also, this thread is still open?

[Donk]

Lmao, this is just getting pathetic.

And if it's a troll thread? Not even funny. Cringe-worthy at best.

[rocklikeafool]

Why are you not banned yet?!