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Obliviousmiss

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I can't be the only one that has Mass Effect dreams, right? Right? RIGHT?

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Well here's a place to share them....

 

 

 

 

Ahem. 

 

 

So the other night I dreamed that Mass Effect movies were a real thing, and there were 3 of them, and they were showing a marathon at the movie theater. I saw TONS of people I knew from high school, work, church, everything. Everyone was so excited! I kept asking people, "Did you play the games?" And everyone kept saying, "No."

 

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The dream turned into a nightmare.

 

 

 



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I had a few mass effect dreams I will post later



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So the other night I dreamed that Mass Effect movies were a real thing, and there were 3 of them, and they were showing a marathon at the movie theater. I saw TONS of people I knew from high school, work, church, everything. Everyone was so excited! I kept asking people, "Did you play the games?" And everyone kept saying, "No."

 

Spoiler

 

The dream turned into a nightmare.

 

*GASP* 

 

 

 

I remember Kaidan Alenko in Grey Warden armour. That's about the most memorable part of the mess anyway.

 

I remember bullshitting my way through some war summit the Shepard way, by giving angry, inspiring speech.

 

I remember Liara. I remember BEING Liara, for reasons I can't explain, since my crushes and idols are a little elsewhere. But it was interesting anyway.

 

I remember being the last one left standing after a Reaper attack, with just one remaining crew member, and we knew the end of the world was upon us and we had to find a safe place to hide before we did anything else, so there was a lot of running and scares.

 

Sadly, I rarely remember more than little pieces that barely make sense. Also, I'm sure there's more but that's what I can remember right now.

 

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Did I mention Kaidan in Grey Warden armour?


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I had a nightmare that I was suffering from Indoctrination, and yes there were oily shadows and I was with others and this kid I notice that was indoctrinated as well, and then He puke oily shadows. Oghren join the group and we explore the galaxy in search of the cure for indoctrination.

 

Another dream, I was an N7 Slayer and my team was on the last leg of the evacation of General Satos City of the Philppines and I encounter a daughter of my online friend and She lead me to her mother and well we contacted reinforcements for the hospital for them and the patients. Well the young lady gotten a box and put some puppies into the box, her mother walked the dog to the shuttle, Me and the young lady encounter a Ravager, well I put her and puppies over a concrete barrier and I killed the Ravager and its swarmers. the mama dog, the mother, the young lady and the puppies were at the shuttle. One of the Soldiers were helping them in the shuttle. Well the Mama dog decided to be a badass and attack one of the Collector Soldiers that sneak up on that shuttle. Well she buried her teeth into collectors forearm. The Collector did shoot the dog and Well I behead the Collector quickly. Well I put the dog into the shuttle and the mother put some medi-gel  on the mama dog. Then that shuttle flew off and there was another shuttle with an N7 Fury for the assist.

 

 

Another nightmare I had that, a Cerberus Cell on the run from the Daleks, Well During the onslaught, they end up in a forest near where I lived, Well I end up helping them out during the battle, I was critically injured during the firefight. Well they offer me to be converted into a Cerberus Phantom and finish the fight, so I said yes. Well the entire Cerberus Cell using the T.A.R.D.I.S. to infilirate the Dalek WarWorld and capture Technology and destroy the Warworld. Well We destroy the Warworld and capture the technology.  Then I end up in their time and I end up meeting Miranda, Jacob and Joker.

 

 

This one had OneWomanArmy and mybudgee in it. Well we were leaders of our own squads while assualting the Collector Base. Owa has the Cerberus Officer with Cerberus Assault Armor and Mybudgee was a flamethrowing Cerberus Inferno with the Cerberus Inferno Armor and I was a Cerberus Phantom with the Cerberus Phantom Shade Armor. Well from two different approaches, My squad and Owa were converging on Mybudgee's location. With a smirk, Mybudgee yelled what took you idiots so long. while he and his squad was standing infront of the pile of Collector Bodies. We all had a good laugh.



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I posted this a few years ago, but I may as well repost it.
 

The dream started with playing Bioshock Infinite. I finished the game, then it switched to the Mass Effect 3 credits and told me that, as a reward for finishing the game, many of my ME3 powers had been upgraded to new forms.

I can't remember all of the weird details, but I remember that Repair Matrix was upgraded to "Run Matrix" and Tactical Cloak was upgraded to "Geth Tactical Javelin Boost".


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I forgot to add the detail to my dream that once I sat down at the movie theater to watch the Mass Effect movies, I turned around and Kaidan Alenko was sitting behind me, in full armor. I was like, Kaidan, what're you doing here? You died on Virmire! And this old lady with a giant fro wig kept trying to get into our conversation. 

 

I also had a dream one time that was perfect detail of the Archangel recruitment mission....good times. 



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I forgot to add the detail to my dream that once I sat down at the movie theater to watch the Mass Effect movies, I turned around and Kaidan Alenko was sitting behind me, in full armor. I was like, Kaidan, what're you doing here? You died on Virmire! And this old lady with a giant fro wig kept trying to get into our conversation. 

 

Hey, you left him on Virmire, I think he deserved that break.  :D


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I wish I had Mass Effect dreams, as opposed to the dream I had of a creepy old man going from door to door selling lemons (yes, that happened).

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Maybe if I learn to lucid dream I could pick up some Asari then shoot mercs with a shotgun, then snipe some geth with a Black Widow.
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I posted this a few years ago, but I may as well repost it.


I laughed quite loudly after reading Geth Tactical Javelin Boost for some reason.
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I had a ME dream once. It started with the ME2 ending, well, my version of it (male Sheploo Vanguard, Renegade, Earthborn/Ruthless). In my dream after destroying the Collector base and losing the whole squad John Shepard decides to go rogue and forget about Reapers, Cerberus, The Alliance, Earth, all of it. Anderson and the Virmire survivor continue the fight by the time of ME3.
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I remember one.

Earth was being attacked by the Geth and the Reapers and I was watching it burn from outer space in some ship that had drifted away from the battle. I remember the Geth then boarded upon the ship and I ran like hell and the next thing I knew I'm on an uncharted grass world planet (kinda like Nodacrux in ME1) 

 

Crazy stuff, probably more to it but I can hardly remember.


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You have lost your connection to the servers.

Wait, that's not a dream.
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The one and only Mass Effect dream I've had involved Jack molesting Tali.


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The one and only Mass Effect dream I've had involved Jack molesting Tali.

 

 

wow so your dream has Jack as a Talimancer. how kinky. I always knew that she was weird.


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I remember one.

Earth was being attacked by the Geth and the Reapers and I was watching it burn from outer space in some ship that had drifted away from the battle. I remember the Geth then boarded upon the ship and I ran like hell and the next thing I knew I'm on an uncharted grass world planet (kinda like Nodacrux in ME1) 

 

Crazy stuff, probably more to it but I can hardly remember.

 

I hate it when things are chasing me in dreams. It happens A LOT. 

 

The only way I can remember dreams is if I keep thinking about them when I wake up before I think about what I have to do that day.

 

 

I had a ME dream once. It started with the ME2 ending, well, my version of it (male Sheploo Vanguard, Renegade, Earthborn/Ruthless). In my dream after destroying the Collector base and losing the whole squad John Shepard decides to go rogue and forget about Reapers, Cerberus, The Alliance, Earth, all of it. Anderson and the Virmire survivor continue the fight by the time of ME3.

 

Going rogue would have been a cool twist. 



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My dreams about this game could get me suspended again pretty quickly. 

The SFW stuff usually involves me trying to fight alongside Shepard but he's so OP that everyone dies before I can do anything. Then i wake myself up because i dont like that dream.


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It's not fair! Why does everyone have Mass Effect themed dreams but I never do? I even tried listening to the soundtrack while asleep.
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It's not fair! Why does everyone have Mass Effect themed dreams but I never do? I even tried listening to the soundtrack while asleep.


My Minecraft dreams.....whoa.
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I dreamt I was ****** Miranda then a hanar came in and finished me off instead.



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I dreamt I was ****** Miranda then a hanar came in and finished me off instead.


Squishy.
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Last night I dreamed my bff Zero 0 came in and held my hand but then his mama yelled zeroooooooo get in here and he left me :( so I took a lollipop and sucked on that all night instead :(

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This one had OneWomanArmy and mybudgee in it. Well we were leaders of our own squads while assualting the Collector Base. Owa has the Cerberus Officer with Cerberus Assault Armor and Mybudgee was a flamethrowing Cerberus Inferno with the Cerberus Inferno Armor and I was a Cerberus Phantom with the Cerberus Phantom Shade Armor. Well from two different approaches, My squad and Owa were converging on Mybudgee's location. With a smirk, Mybudgee yelled what took you idiots so long. while he and his squad was standing infront of the pile of Collector Bodies. We all had a good laugh.

LOL I hadn't seen this post of yours! I can't recall ever dreaming of ME before but I've had lots of dreams of me killing zombies in the middle of zombie apocalypses :D Those are usually a lot of fun!!

Btw, it's a huge honor to be in your dream xD
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LOL I hadn't seen this post of yours! I can't recall ever dreaming of ME before but I've had lots of dreams of me killing zombies in the middle of zombie apocalypses :D Those are usually a lot of fun!!

Btw, it's a huge honor to be in your dream xD

 

 

Well that dream was intense and epic. and Yes Collectors were insanely tough and diffcult to defeat.  Well I would love to fight zombies as well.


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I have random dreams where I'm fighting zombies or chickens and randomly Garrus shows up to help me shoot stuff. 


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