420 Antworten in diesem Thema

[Dubozz]

So i made ME 3 Narrative Cringeworthy Edition. ah i wish it was more than 10 seconds.

[Chardonney]

You don't have to even flirt with him.. even talking with him with fem!Shep is cringy.

 

That's why I kept the conversations with him in bare minimum. Also... "But the Prizeeee-eeee...."

 

Other moments...

- The whole fight scene between Thane and Kai Lame

- The kid in the beginning an in Shep's dreams... reminds me of Anakin in TPM.

[correctamundo]

I'm too old to be cringing anymore, way past that, but FemShep/Jacob thing good for some laughs.

[themikefest]

- T'soni saying having a bad day in the dlc

- Anderson telling the council about Shepard's visions

- the way Anderson moves his eyes after saying I was born in London on the shuttle

[ArcadiaGrey]

I rather liked Sam and Cortez.

 

Possibly because they're the only nods to the ME2 plot... and barely.

 

Please excuse my derpyness but how are they nods to ME2?   I'm sitting here trying to figure it out...

[themikefest]

Please excuse my derpyness but how are they nods to ME2?   I'm sitting here trying to figure it out...

Sam was on Horizon when the collectors attacked.

[Rascoth]

Please excuse my derpyness but how are they nods to ME2?   I'm sitting here trying to figure it out...

What mike said. Steve also had link to the Collectors.

 

But I - personally - wouldn't call those "nods to ME2".

[Obliviousmiss]

Predator femshep. Ala Jacob and Vega (Citadel) romances. 

 

Joker perving about EDI. Seriously, Joker? I thought you were super sexy and would have liked you for myself, but thankfully you just disqualified yourself.

 

All of Kai Leng's dialogue. All of it. I love you, Troy Baker. But seriously. 

 

Jack's outfit in Mass Effect 2. 

[Zazzerka]

- Anderson telling the council about Shepard's visions

 

This. Every time I had to watch that I cringed internally.

 

"There is still one outstanding issue. This man had a scary dream."

 

Anderson pls no

[They call me a SpaceCowboy]

Matriarch Altheta (sp) on Liara. "My daughter's boy or girlfriend worked for cerberus" when my shep didn't romance her. And Shep response. Stay away from her!

[ArcadiaGrey]

Sam was on Horizon when the collectors attacked.

 

 

What mike said. Steve also had link to the Collectors.

 

But I - personally - wouldn't call those "nods to ME2".

 

Oh of course, not so much nods to ME2 tho really.  And you can say the same about Vega, he was trying to get collector tech when he lost his squad.

[ArcadiaGrey]

Predator femshep. Ala Jacob and Vega (Citadel) romances. 

 

Joker perving about EDI. Seriously, Joker? I thought you were super sexy and would have liked you for myself, but thankfully you just disqualified yourself.

 

All of Kai Leng's dialogue. All of it. I love you, Troy Baker. But seriously. 

 

Jack's outfit in Mass Effect 2. 

 

I really hope we can be a bit more bashful about romance if we want to be in ME:A, femShep needs a sexual harassment seminar in ME2 and 3. 

 

I still don't understand why Kai is even there, and if I'm doing a playthrough using Jack I'll do her loyalty mission asap just so she can put some bloody clothes on.

[Wonder Woman]

First playthrough ME2 Jack.

 

Nobody here thought BioWare pushed Jack's badas attitude too far? I only talked to Jack when I was alone because I was embarrassed by many of her lines. A more subtle approach was needed.

[Obliviousmiss]

Nobody here thought BioWare pushed Jack's badas attitude too far? I only talked to Jack when I was alone because I was embarrassed by many of her lines. A more subtle approach was needed.

 

I was more concerned about squinting to avoid her horrific outfit.

 

 

 

[ArcadiaGrey]

I was more concerned about squinting to avoid her horrific outfit.

 

Don't be silly, 2 thimbles joined together with dental floss is entirely appropriate protection against gunfire in a combat situation. 

[ArcadiaGrey]

Nobody here thought BioWare pushed Jack's badas attitude too far? I only talked to Jack when I was alone because I was embarrassed by many of her lines. A more subtle approach was needed.

 

She isn't written very subtly I'll give you that.  I preferred her in ME3, she's too much of a stereotype in ME2 (especially if you don't take the time to know her.)

[Linkenski]

Where do we even start. Okay, let me just take what I have off the top of my hat.
 

Linkenski's Cringe Compilation

 
Anderson & Hackett.

A: "How bad is it?"

H: "Bad. We've lost contact with two of our deep-space outposts."

A: "Is this what Shepard warned us about?"

H: "I'd stake my life on it."

 
(Comment: Anderson, how can you forget what Shepard warned you about? That is so out of character, but here you go newcomers, here's your generic introduction in the third game that screws over the long-time fans by alienating them.)
 
Defense comittee scene: (Shepard, Anderson, Woman, Man)

S: "You've brought me here to confirm what you already know. The Reapers are coming!"

W: "Then... how do we stop them *very emotional face*?"

S: "Stop them? This isn't about strategy or tactics, this is about survival!"

W: "But... there must be some way!"

S: "If we've to have any chance at defeating the Reapers we need to stand together!"

M: "That's it? That's out plan?"

...

S: "We fight or we die!"

 
Kid scene:

Kid: "You can't help me!"

 
Other stuff:
_{Aria: Blue Suns}

Darner Vosque: "Oh and... heh, tell Aria that I expect her blue ass in bed with me *smirk*"

Shepard: "Aria? I talked to Vosque blabla"

Aria: "blabla ... and if I have to stand one more minute of him staring at my ****** again, I might have to kill him!"

Shepard: "Yeah, he mentioned--"

Aria: "--that he wanted me to go in bed with him? We all have our delusions."

 
_{Normandy ME2}

Shepard: "You like aliens?" (paraphrase)

Kelly: "My sister owns a dog-shelter, but she loves cats too!"

 

_{Normandy ME3}

EDI: "And just like that... the magic is gone."

Shepard: "Did you just say what I think you did?"

 
_{ME3 intro}

Anderson: "Hell, you've faced down a Reaper, then blew the damn thing up!"

 

Kai Leng's e-mail.

 

_{Samara's ME3 mission}

Samara: "Falere, the code dictates that an ardat-yakshi cannot reside in a monestary that no longer exists." *draws gun to her own head*

[Jorji Costava]

EDIT: Ninja'd on the "Steve!" thing.

 

Pretty much anything with Benezia is cringe-inducing. "You've always made me proud, Liara. DIE."

[Linkenski]

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE THATS THE PLAN

"That's the..." aka the trademark Mac Walters dialogue.

 

Shepard during suicide mission:

"[The Reapers] They're a threat to everything, everyone. Those are the lives we're fighting for -- That's the scale!"

 

Catalyst in ME3:

"We've created the cycle so that never happens. That's the solution."

[Female Commander Shepard]

EDIT: Ninja'd on the "Steve!" thing.
 
Pretty much anything with Benezia is cringe-inducing. "You've always made me proud, Liara. DIE."

To be fair, that scene w/ Benezia always made me laugh.

[Obliviousmiss]

 

Kai Leng's e-mail.

 

 

 

Euuuuughghhhhhhhghghghghghghghgggggh. 

[Rascoth]

Kai Leng's e-mail.

*groans*

[Female Commander Shepard]

I was more concerned about squinting to avoid her horrific outfit.
 
 
 

Your use of that gif made my day

[Linkenski]

Sounds like something a kid would say in a catastrophe though...

Yeah, it was his acting that sucked in that line. It sounds more like he's complaining. "Eeuww, everyone's dying mom, why can't I get my action figure!"

[AlleyD]

Virtually the entirety of ME3, didn't make me cringe but only because I took my brain out of gear.

 

The thing that always throws my spine out of joint through is the VA for Ken Donnelly. I've lived in Scotland for over 50 years and never heard that particular accent, but it is the Daddy Bags comment that really grates though.