So I was thinking of throwing a surprise birthday party for Shepard next week. I don't know if I can get Chora's Den or Purgatory on such short notice. I'll work on it. Anyone want in on that? Drinks? Maybe Serrice Ice Brandy, Peruvian Whiskey, maybe we can ask Traynor to tend bar. Does Shepard like pyjak kebabs? Maybe we should stick with beef, bacon and beer.
Ideas?
Here are some cupcake recipes.
http://blog.bioware....rthday-shepard/
Ideas?
Yes: don't make it a surprise party.
We don't want him to suspect an ambush and break through another fish tank, do we? 
Yes: don't make it a surprise party.
We don't want him to suspect an ambush and break through another fish tank, do we?
Good point. Nothing ruins a birthday party like a big shoot out and blood stains.
Good point. Nothing ruins a birthday party like a big shoot out and blood stains.
More like enhances if you ask me. Wrex would agree with me.
In any case, what's this cupcake stuff? Shepard's birthday requires something more powerful. What's the closest IRL equivalent to Ryncol?
What's the closest IRL equivalent to Ryncol?
Well, at Shep's party Jack says that crème de menthe messes her up more than Ryncol. That either says something about Jack or about the Krogan. Personally I'd go with absinthe.
What's the closest IRL equivalent to Ryncol?
Raid a liquor store, mix it all together and there you go (Ryncol is a drink, right? I can't remember).
Good start but only mix anything over 100% proof (and maybe add some acid or something). 
Also, I like the cocktails from the link above. If I see this right, the Paragon is a virgin cocktail. 
Renegade sounds very good though. Will have one of those and toast to Shep on the 11th.
Well, it's time ladies and gentlemen. A toast to the old boy/gall's -138th birthday. Happy birthday!
Now let's get this party started:
Hey everybody, Shepard here. Thank you guys for the birthday party. I really, REALLY enjoyed it. But, come on. Do you think you can surprise ME? If you couldn't keep up with us we just moved on to Purgatory after the dancers left. When they kicked us out we ended up at my new "friend", corky S. petal's place. Anyway, it was fun, a little crazy, and I think I'll lay low for the day.
So, a couple quick things.
Liara, I promise that video Jack made will NEVER hit the extranet.
Jack, you are very, very naughty. And what did you put it that drink?
Traynor, NO, Jack is not mad at you. Actually, she wants to talk to you about it over lunch.
Vega, really? Really??? I'm sending you the bill.
EDI - Yes, but very carefully.
Joker - Yes, but very carefully.
Wrex, I promise never to tell.
Javik- yeah, and again next year.
Kaidan- that was a touching story (but the "pile of Ash" comment was really uncalled for).
Samara- totally agree with you about Zaeed.
Steve- you lucky son of a varren.
Kasumi- I want it back now.
Yes, final count- Miranda and Jacob tied for the "Best Butt", no, Grunt wasn't mad.
Garrus- What else can I say. Yep.
Anyway, thanks guys. It really means a lot to me. It's good to know you guys have my back. I'll always have yours.
Shepard
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