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MR.WIGGLES

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DEAR BIOWARE

 

My name is Mr.Wiggles I hail from CANADA, I am a 14 year old virgin who absolutely loves the dragon age series. I heard somewhere on the internet that u guys weren't gonna do another dragon age sequel and i dont know if that is true or not but i'd be very disappointedf it was true. Dragon age inquisition was a great game and I'd hate to see it end hereuguyshave made an amazing fresh new game however some of the changes i saw from origins to inquisition were some minor flaws, you wanted to make a new brand new sequel from dragon age 1 and 2 i get it but some of the changes u guys made were stupid like taking out the unique character intros for different races or the option to talk to your companions while exploring, the dark tone, (and if you're gonna add any improvements remember to add a GOD DAMN SPRINT BUTTON that just ****** PISSED ME OFF walking my slow ass across ferelden) . If you're gonna make any changes keep those key elements that actually made you're series unique and players interested in the game. Don't get me wrong u guys did make improvements since your last games like making it more of a open world feel than a small little box like dragon age 2. I encourage u guys too make another dragon age game though but this time make it a a prequel back during the first blight or helping out the war with andraste and establishing the chantry or the old inquisition... something like that would bring a dark tone back into the game. You could make young flemeth a companion or add maybe the ancestors of one of your companions in inquisition. Make more tough descisions that are more emotional and psychological that effect the story. Take out the stupid dragon age keep and instead add the option too change world state in game like witcher 3. You guys still have a lot to work with and I encourage u that if u do make a sequel keep my ideas in mind and for christ sake ADD A ****** SPRINT BUTTON for campaign and not just for multiplayer. SINCERELY Mr.Wiggles


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God, I don't even know where to start. :rolleyes:


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DEAR BIOWARE

 

My name is Mr.Wiggles I hail from CANADA, I am a 14 year old virgin who absolutely loves the dragon age series. I heard somewhere on the internet that u guys weren't gonna do another dragon age sequel and i dont know if that is true or not but i'd be very disappointedf it was true. Dragon age inquisition was a great game and I'd hate to see it end hereuguyshave made an amazing fresh new game however some of the changes i saw from origins to inquisition were some minor flaws, you wanted to make a new brand new sequel from dragon age 1 and 2 i get it but some of the changes u guys made were stupid like taking out the unique character intros for different races or the option to talk to your companions while exploring, the dark tone, (and if you're gonna add any improvements remember to add a GOD DAMN SPRINT BUTTON that just ****** PISSED ME OFF walking my slow ass across ferelden) . If you're gonna make any changes keep those key elements that actually made you're series unique and players interested in the game. Don't get me wrong u guys did make improvements since your last games like making it more of a open world feel than a small little box like dragon age 2. I encourage u guys too make another dragon age game though but this time make it a a prequel back during the first blight or helping out the war with andraste and establishing the chantry or the old inquisition... something like that would bring a dark tone back into the game. You could make young flemeth a companion or add maybe the ancestors of one of your companions in inquisition. Make more tough descisions that are more emotional and psychological that effect the story. Take out the stupid dragon age keep and instead add the option too change world state in game like witcher 3. You guys still have a lot to work with and I encourage u that if u do make a sequel keep my ideas in mind and for christ sake ADD A ****** SPRINT BUTTON for campaign and not just for multiplayer. SINCERELY Mr.Wiggles

 

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LadyofClockwork7

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Let's see here...

 

Admission of being a virgin and a young teenager...

Asking Bioware to make Dragon Age similar to the Witcher in some aspects...

Big wall of word-vomit text with CAPS LOCK FOR EMPHASIS... 

 

Smells of troll to me, though the lack of "more attractive female LI options for straight guys plz" throws my theory off a bit. Hmmm.

 

Admittedly a prequel game isn't a terrible idea but I would rather they wrap up the Dragon Age before they go delving into other "Ages".


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DEAR BIOWARE

 

My name is Mr.Wiggles I hail from CANADA, I am a 14 year old virgin who absolutely loves the dragon age series. I heard somewhere on the internet that u guys weren't gonna do another dragon age sequel and i dont know if that is true or not but i'd be very disappointedf it was true. Dragon age inquisition was a great game and I'd hate to see it end hereuguyshave made an amazing fresh new game however some of the changes i saw from origins to inquisition were some minor flaws, you wanted to make a new brand new sequel from dragon age 1 and 2 i get it but some of the changes u guys made were stupid like taking out the unique character intros for different races or the option to talk to your companions while exploring, the dark tone, (and if you're gonna add any improvements remember to add a GOD DAMN SPRINT BUTTON that just ****** PISSED ME OFF walking my slow ass across ferelden) . If you're gonna make any changes keep those key elements that actually made you're series unique and players interested in the game. Don't get me wrong u guys did make improvements since your last games like making it more of a open world feel than a small little box like dragon age 2. I encourage u guys too make another dragon age game though but this time make it a a prequel back during the first blight or helping out the war with andraste and establishing the chantry or the old inquisition... something like that would bring a dark tone back into the game. You could make young flemeth a companion or add maybe the ancestors of one of your companions in inquisition. Make more tough descisions that are more emotional and psychological that effect the story. Take out the stupid dragon age keep and instead add the option too change world state in game like witcher 3. You guys still have a lot to work with and I encourage u that if u do make a sequel keep my ideas in mind and for christ sake ADD A ****** SPRINT BUTTON for campaign and not just for multiplayer. SINCERELY Mr.Wiggles

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I rate 1/10, complimentary point for being clever enough to be able to write this nonsense.



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:sick:


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I am not saying this is sincere of not, but when anyone starts off a post/letter stating if they are a virgin or not (whatever that is these days),  I have do wonder about it its legitimacy as it has NOTHING to do with the content of the piece.


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Not sure if serious...

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Derp.

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ArcaneEsper

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I wonder if this was an actual troll who just got sidetracked by their actual feelings about the game.
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I have to say I absolutely love the intro.

"My name is Mr.Wiggles I hail from CANADA, I am a 14 year old virgin who absolutely loves the dragon age series"sounds like a classic.

The rest went downhill , though.



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:) Good OP
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There is nothing wrong with a series ending. Gosh there are some series that we WISH would just end. I would hate to see that happen to Dragon Age.

In a few years Bioware can make a spiritual successor. Like Bioshock was to System Shock.

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I have to say I absolutely love the intro.

"My name is Mr.Wiggles I hail from CANADA, I am a 14 year old virgin who absolutely loves the dragon age series"sounds like a classic.

The rest went downhill , though.

 

That's as far as I got.


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There is nothing wrong with a series ending. Gosh there are some series that we WISH would just end. I would hate to see that happen to Dragon Age.

There's no indication that Dragon Age has ended, though. Given that Trespasser ended on a cliffhanger and they seem to be contemplating a spin-off strategy game, I'd say that it's almost certain we'll eventually get another game. If they weren't planning to make another installment, they wouldn't have a reason to keep Mark Darrah, Mike Laidlaw, Patrick Weekes, John Epler etc. assigned to the DA team.

 

Now, we ARE probably going to have to wait until after Andromeda and the Sekrit New IP come out, so it could be a while, but DA4 should be along eventually.



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My name is Zaalbar, I hail from Kashyyyk, I'm a 200 year old Virgin Wookie who loves the Dragon Age series and prefers when people let me win at Dejarik (space chess).
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My name is(n't) Sergei, I'm a 40 year old Qunari virgin and I'm glad they didn't add a sprint button because I am fat and sprinting is hard.


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My name is Zaalbar, I hail from Kashyyyk, I'm a 200 year old Virgin Wookie who loves the Dragon Age series and prefers when people let me win at Dejarik (space chess).

 

You forgot to mention that you kill little girls.

 

 

Or at least you did for me.



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And this is why teenagers shouldn't be permitted to have M rated games.
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Didn't read, however your username, love it!

 


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Ok, I admit I laughed a little. It's not a bad attempt. Kind of goes off the rails with GOD DAMN SPRINT BUTTON -- Wiggles from CANADA might have typed GOSH DARN SPRINT BUTTON. Lack of punctuation is spot on, though.



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My name is Zaalbar, I hail from Kashyyyk, I'm a 200 year old Virgin Wookie who loves the Dragon Age series and prefers when people let me win at Dejarik (space chess).

One should *always* let the Wookie win.

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And this is why teenagers shouldn't be permitted to have M rated games.

Not all teenagers are the same. Although, "teenager" encompasses quite a few years and quite a range of development. I started playing ME when I was 16. Plus, there are M games that really don't warrant that rating, like Halo, which I've played since 2007.


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no. :huh: