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Silversmurf

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Personally I think it's the Hyena on zone 2 of FC that always gets stuck half way up a wall near the middle.

Closely followed by a wolf on zone 2 that likes to run around on the rooftop....

What's yours? (I have a feeling the captain is going to get slaughtered here)
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AutumnWitch

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I have found a High Dragon a few times stuck in the castle wall before the level where you actually fight her. You can wail on her too, she just yells and tries to breath on you. Its quite funny actually.



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umm pint size enemys? devour devour......devour.....devour.....devour OH FFS DEAD



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Caldyrvan

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Def. the hyenas often you can see two of them running around and into each other, looks like they are mating. ... sometimes, if you get lucky, you  can watch a threesome  of them  :rolleyes:


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 (I have a feeling the captain is going to get slaughtered here)

 

This is what goes through my head whenever I see him, he''s as thick as a whale omelette.

For the Ai though, defo the wolves/hyenas that get stuck at the top of the tower & stand there gawking at you, or the one that tries so hard to evade you by running face first into a wall believing that it has an invisible arse.



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AutumnWitch

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So just now I was BOTH my ghost and my character at the same time. Revival glitch. Was very weird..... could control both partially but neither wholly



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Def. the hyenas often you can see two of them running around and into each other, looks like they are mating. ... sometimes, if you get lucky, you  can watch a threesome  of them  :rolleyes:

 

I've seen foursomes a few times.


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AutumnWitch

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I've seen foursomes a few times.

 

Does a foursome qualify as an orgy or does it take five?


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Does a foursome qualify as an orgy or does it take five?

 

That's not something I would know.  >_>

 

I'd suggest googling it, but that'd probably be a bad idea....


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Me running on 4 hours sleep.


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Me after 10 hours of Dragon Age.

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Recently saw 8 Hyenas all grouped up in a corner on the Orlesian Chateau.  They didn't last long against my Avvar


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Recently saw 8 Hyenas all grouped up in a corner on the Orlesian Chateau.  They didn't last long against my Avvar

 

You were a beast. :rolleyes:


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What's yours? (I have a feeling the captain is going to get slaughtered here)

 

My biggest problem with the messenger/captain is that why is it after he is killed, if you finish the match.. the guy will say he is safe?  I watched him get killed, he is dead... I made it happen!   Why is he not dead????

 

Or... when all my teammates are dead.. why did the guy says there is no casualty??  I am looking at their dead bodies..... seriously? 

 

What kind of propaganda is the Inquisition pulling here?  We recovered the weaponry...  huh?  I thought I saw them burnt to nothing....


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Caldyrvan

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I've seen foursomes a few times.

 

:blink:

 

Does a foursome qualify as an orgy or does it take five?

 

:ph34r:


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"I'M BEING OVERWHELMED!" With stupidity... That guy, that's the one..... "I'm no warrior!" He proclaims, as he charges in to battle like he is one. Captain Dips**t, he's our hero! Gonna put those fun times back to zero!

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Lyam Draken

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My personal worst AI is the messenger, he's so arrogant I find it hard not to let him die.  "Well, I survived in spite of your incompetence" when at full health. And, his tendency to yell, "They're attacking me," as he charges the enemy.  

 

I seriously want to yell at him, Stay here and let me clear the path.


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They really should have switched the inquisition captain and dog AI. That way he'd just stay at the start of the zone running around in small circles. And dogs would charge at you, yelling "I'm no warrior!"

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The Captain is easily the worst AI in the MP game.  I mean how ****** stupid to run in to mobs when you've got trained agents with way better gear,  to see a pool of fire and think it's time to walk over hot coals in deep meditation...   The Human Torch... Stupid Shem.


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Qunari Spear Chuckers.  I can see BioWare deciding they don;t want people to take these guys down fast via ranged attacks but using the spear blocking nonsense is annoying to the max.


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AutumnWitch

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Qunari Spear Chuckers.  I can see BioWare deciding they don;t want people to take these guys down fast via ranged attacks but using the spear blocking nonsense is annoying to the max.

 

I noticed last night they can sometimes block Power Cord. REALLY? REALLY? Come on!!!! SO LAME!!!


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I noticed last night they can sometimes block Power Cord. REALLY? REALLY? Come on!!!! SO LAME!!!

Last night my sarebas was attacking from behind them an archer was attacking the same guy from the front and the mook was blocking everything with the ole spear twirl.


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Last night my sarebas was attacking from behind them an archer was attacking the same guy from the front and the mook was blocking everything with the ole spear twirl.

 

HUGE COSMIC MAGIC POWERS undone by a stick.

 

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OK this is one of the funniest thread I've read thus far.  :D


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The silent sister post-kill pose.

What I wouldn't give for PvP. I'd shield bash the grease right off her tiny head.
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