The game is simple.... pick between the two instances and explain why you would pick it. Then it's your turn to name the two instances.
I'll start....
Would you rather....
Give a Krogan a makeover? Or give the Illusive man a massage with honey instead of oil?
Don't ask me where my weird mind comes up with this stuff.
Could I 'accidently' chop his toes off? 
I'd give Saren his beauty treatment, have to watch out for those pointy teeth though.
Would you rather pop all the adolescent zits on Grunt's back (that for some reason I'm imagining he has) or spend 4 weeks on a space cruiser in the Terminus Systems listening to an endless loop of Zaeed's war stories.
Oh no not Tali singing, I couldn't take the cringe. 
So, a million elf root it is.
Would you rather....do the dark ritual with Flemeth (the DA:O version, not the hot DA2 one) with her criticising you the whole way through in her snarky way, OR, walk around Ferelden for a month barefoot, like a good little Dalish elf (the land of the Mabari hound, ick) .
UGH. FLEMETH.
I'm a good little dalish elf, and I hope I get second breakfast.
Would you rather kiss a reaper or Corypheus?
Well Cory's skin is hanging off so I'll take a mild dose of indoctrination and kiss the reaper. 
After an intense battle against the darkspawn, who's sweat soaked armour would you rather wash in the nearest river? Zevran, Loghain, Alistair, Sten or Wynne?
I'm hoping cameras in the ME era have amazing zoom lenses, so I'll go with the Salarian close ups.
Would you rather...have all the porn in the world be changed magically into the same edition of Fornax, or spend a week as an official Quarian suit valet, cleaning up any internal spills and messes anyone on the Flotilla may have happen to them. 
Call me a square, but I'm pretty anti-porn. So I'd have the porn change magically into the same edition of fornax, then it wouldn't be such a problem for people who are addicted to it. 
Would you rather
Shave Blackwall's beard with a butter knife, or teach Cole how to french kiss girls?
Call me a square, but I'm pretty anti-porn. So I'd have the porn change magically into the same edition of fornax, then it wouldn't be such a problem for people who are addicted to it.
Would you rather
Shave Blackwall's beard with a butter knife, or teach Cole how to french kiss girls?
Teach a Vorcha to play piano, Mark Meer could do a lot with that VA.
Space Hamster and your Mabari hound are in a deathly dangerous situation...who would you rather save??? There can only be one. 
Teach a Vorcha to play piano, Mark Meer could do a lot with that VA.
Space Hamster and your Mabari hound are in a deathly dangerous situation...who would you rather save??? There can only be one.
It'd be quicker to grab the hamster and run
Your toothbrush has gone missing out in the Western approach, whose do you steal?
Iron Bull's, or Vivienne's?
Well Iron Bull is mah bae. 
But even with that it'd have to be Vivienne's, I imagine she has better personal care standards than a Qunari mercenary. 
Keeping on the Western Approach theme, whilst out there questing some sand gets in your knickers and causes a terrible rash. You've been itching for days and would try anything to sooth it. Solas tells you of an old elven cure involving some elfroot and the spit of a mabari, whilst Dorian remembers a balm made with the blood of a demon mixed with a little cinnamon.
Which would you rather use?
Well Iron Bull is mah bae.
But even with that it'd have to be Vivienne's, I imagine she has better personal care standards than a Qunari mercenary.
Keeping on the Western Approach theme, whilst out there questing some sand gets in your knickers and causes a terrible rash. You've been itching for days and would try anything to sooth it. Solas tells you of an old elven cure involving some elfroot and the spit of a mabari, whilst Dorian remembers a balm made with the blood of a demon mixed with a little cinnamon.
Which would you rather use?
Cinnamon and demon blood its easier to do with a rash.
A little tiny kitten is on the road you are travelling at full speed can swerve to avoid it and hit a little baby duck or keep driving and kill the kitten.
Cinnamon and demon blood its easier to do with a rash.
A little tiny kitten is on the road you are travelling at full speed can swerve to avoid it and hit a little baby duck or keep driving and kill the kitten.
You're a monster. 
......................if I had to....HAD to.....I'd kill the duck. 
Would you rather poke a sleeping Geth right in the hole, or give Joker a wedgie that ultimately breaks his pelvis?
That poor little duck. How could you?? 
I'd be prepared to lose my finger and poke a geth. Joker may be a little annoying but I couldn't do that to him, he's my bro.
In a tense fire fight James runs to one of the Normandy vehicles with the intention of crashing it into the bad guys and wrecking it. Do you point him to the Kodiak, the Hammerhead or the Mako?
I'd point him toward the mako but it'd probably lose control and miss the target. So Kodiak, there's two of those.
You're starving. You have to eat. But all you have to hunt with is a rock.
You see two turtles.
One is mother of 5 grown turtles who all have baby turtles who love their nanna. She has a wonderful life with people who care about her. But it's near the end of her time and she is old (and chewy).
The other is a teenage turtle orphan with no family, her future is unknown, she could grow up to be nobody or she could be a great leader of her people. Her entire life lies ahead of her and her hopes and dreams drive her to smile each morning.
Who's shell do you smash in and take to like a Hungry Varren?
The turtle from column A?
Or the turtle from column B?
What's your fascination with tragic deaths of cute animals, zip?
What's your fascination with tragic deaths of cute animals, zip?
When I was little somebody literally stole my puppy.
I'm pretty sure that's where it started anyway. I'm actually still a little bitter about it and its been 27 years.
They stole your puppy? Oh my god that's awful.
Urgh I'm vegan so this is an awful question.
I'd go for column A if I had too, if she doesn't have much time anyway, but I'd hope I could find some veggies or something instead. The turtles must be finding something to eat right? I could just share their stuff.
Would you rather go on a dinner date with the angriest Vorcha and Batarian on Omega, both of whom have terrible personal hygiene, or the worst 4 posters in the ME:A thread. The saltiest, most condescending ones who you dread quoting your posts because they're probably belittling you and calling you an idiot.
They stole your puppy? Oh my god that's awful.
Urgh I'm vegan so this is an awful question.
I'd go for column A if I had too, if she doesn't have much time anyway, but I'd hope I could find some veggies or something instead. The turtles must be finding something to eat right? I could just share their stuff.
Would you rather go on a dinner date with the angriest Vorcha and Batarian on Omega, both of whom have terrible personal hygiene, or the worst 4 posters in the ME:A thread. The saltiest, most condescending ones who you dread quoting your posts because they're probably belittling you and calling you an idiot.
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