And if so, what gun and what's her/it's/his/whatevergenderpronounitidentifysitselfwith name?
Do You Name Your Favourite Gun?
#2
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 04:54
It's called the M-7 Lancer. ![]()
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#3
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 04:58
#4
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 05:05
Thats way too funny.. I saw the name of the thread..then I did a search for the name of jayne's gun...cuz I wuz gonna post a picture of it when I got here..........dammit..thats hilarious Dalakaar...well played....
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#5
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 05:17
You wanna see a real big gun mf?
Nozzle =26km long
Operating temperature=1,9 K (−271,25 °C)
6 Trillion Bullets travel near light speed
Cost 4 billion € a piece
DPS = 600 million (damage per second)
Complexity =Requires 80 000 computers
You, have to go to the gun, and not it with you
Now Beat that
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#6
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 05:20
You wanna see a real big gun mf?
Nozzle =26km long
Operating temperature=1,9 K (−271,25 °C)
6 Trillion Bullets travel near light speed
Cost 4 billion € a piece
DPS = 600 million (damage per second)
Complexity =Requires 80 000 computers
You have to go to the gun and not it with you
Now Beat that
I'll bet you named it hardon collider.
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#7
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 05:38
FYI, the Lancer is female. Making the QFI+Lancer one of the most powerful female team ups in the Mass Effect universe.
True story.
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#8
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 05:45
Very hardonI'll bet you named it hardon collider.
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#9
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 09:20
No. Guns are tools. Characters get names.
#10
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 09:22
BFG 9001
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#11
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 10:06
No, I don't.
...
She names herself ![]()
#12
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 10:10
I don't use it so much anymore, but I still love her.
The Disciple is know as Blammo around these parts, if you don't like it, how about a shotgun to the face?
Deal with it.
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#13
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 10:13
BFG 9001
You mean BFG10K

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#14
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 10:42
The D
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#15
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 10:45
No, nobody does that, what kind of weirdo are you ?
On the other hand I regularily have seks with the javelin ![]()
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#16
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 12:05
No. Guns are tools. Characters get names.
Oh, but following that logic would leave a quarter of the population without names.
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#17
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 12:24
No, not really, although I have been known to do a passing Dr Evil impression when I roll with the PPR, or rather, "The Lazer". Muahahaha!!!!!
But I'm mainly posting to say thanks for reminding me that I really, really need to get my Firefly discs back from my sister.
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#18
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 01:08
*strokes the Firefly disc pack gently* My preciousssssss!
I feel your pain, GruntK, though, having lent my collection to people. However, if you get really troubled and need a FF fix, you can always soothe the pain by watching them online.
I name some of the guns. As Arkhne mentioned above, the Disciple is Blammo, because duh -- BLAMMO!
The Hurricane is known as the Fart Gun, because it sounds like that when someone else is using it.
The Tempest is the Stapler, also for sounds (see the pattern here?).
The Shuriken is the Shittiken - slight deviation to the pattern, for commonly known reasons.
The Lancer is just Lancer. Because LANCER awesomeness.
And everyone knows the Claymoar.
I'll be in my bunk.
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#19
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 01:33
*strokes the Firefly disc pack gently* My preciousssssss!
I feel your pain, GruntK, though, having lent my collection to people. However, if you get really troubled and need a FF fix, you can always soothe the pain by watching them online.
I name some of the guns. As Arkhne mentioned above, the Disciple is Blammo, because duh -- BLAMMO!
The Hurricane is known as the Fart Gun, because it sounds like that when someone else is using it.
The Tempest is the Stapler, also for sounds (see the pattern here?).
The Shuriken is the Shittiken - slight deviationi to the pattern, for commonly known reasons.
The Lancer is just Lancer. Because LANCER awesomeness.
And everyone knows the Claymoar.
I'll be in my bunk.
Honestly , if there was a slot to name weapons you can be certain I'd have named all of them, even mods. That's it , naming kits isn't enough now, Andromeda needs this option.
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#20
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 04:06
Arc Pistol = Mlg Pistol
Chakram = The Stunlocker
That's it.
Volus (God of Death) Merciless's Combat Drone = Winston Staggersworth
HE'S a weapon not an ability.
#21
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 04:15
Honestly , if there was a slot to name weapons you can be certain I'd have named all of them, even mods. That's it , naming kits isn't enough now, Andromeda needs this option.
Everything good would be called Vera, and everything else would be Trash.
#22
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 04:55

... Shurooooken!
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#23
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 05:02
The D
"I got a big D." [wink wonk]
"Ooh, lemme see that bic boi."
[whips it out] "The feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. The slide’s been reinforced. And the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision. The sight system is original, too. The thumb safety is extended to make it easier on the finger. A long-type trigger with non-slip grooves. A ring hammer… The base of the trigger guard’s been filed down for a higher grip. And not only that, nearly every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and customized."
"OOO BABY."
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#24
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 06:15

If they have this one I would gladly name it.
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#25
Posté 26 avril 2016 - 08:48
If they have this one I would gladly name it.
I'd name it "GET AWAY FROM HER YOU B****"
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