An Elcor fan thread
#26
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 12:46
*sigh*
With condescending sarcasm, only this time in Elcor.
Moving to concede ground, at least this is imaginative.
Courteously, I should go.
- Han Shot First et Obliviousmiss aiment ceci
#27
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 01:55
With great concern, Elcor have the potential for so much in Andromeda. We may be slow in speech, but we are fantastic actors, we have performed Shakespeare.
With wonder, an Elcor in full armor would be a sight to see.
With even greater concern, I hope the Mako has enought space for an Elcor squadmate in the trunk. If not, I will cry.
#28
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 02:43
Elcor only add the descriptor for other species' benefit.
Condescending, who's the bigger idiot, the one making efforts to be understood, or the ones who make fun of said person for speaking slowly?
Comparatively, the Elcor aren't much larger than fully grown Krogan, if the Mako can transport 1,000+ lbs of Wrex, than an Elcor shouldn't be much of an issue.
- Obliviousmiss aime ceci
#29
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 02:53
Curiously, what does everyone think of having a Elcor communication officer?
Cmdr: Report, what is the situation on the ship?
Elcor: Counterfactually... everything is fine. Do not worry.
Cmdr: Should I have?
Elcor: Disinformatively... nothing is on fire. I swear.
- Han Shot First et Obliviousmiss aiment ceci
#30
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 03:21
Elcor make nice rides
I could just picture a dwarf riding an Elcor storming the battlefield while throwing grenades
#31
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 06:53
Delicious
#32
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 09:07
I wonder how Elcor tastes. I want the back straps medium rare wrapped in Volus bacon. Top that off with some cheese made from the breast milk of an Asari.
Delicious
Furiously, I will headbutt you into ashes if you continue to insult my race with this atrocity!
#33
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 09:20
I am an advocate of self-love.
Snake strangling?
#34
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 11:09
I wonder how Elcor tastes. I want the back straps medium rare wrapped in Volus bacon. Top that off with some cheese made from the breast milk of an Asari.
Delicious
Disgusted, that looks terrible.
Curiously, you don't actually cook for yourself do you?
Alarmed, you don't actually cook for yourself do you?
Panicking, please take this voucher for a free stomach scraping and human colonique.
#35
Posté 28 avril 2016 - 11:09
Furiously, I will headbutt you into ashes if you continue to insult my race with this atrocity!
Hah! I eat headbutts for breakfast
#36
Posté 29 avril 2016 - 12:57
Curiously, why did the Hanar fan thread get moved to the Mass Effect 3 section, and the Elcor thread is still in the MEA section?
With a sigh of defeat, we may never know.
#37
Posté 29 avril 2016 - 01:29
Curiously, why did the Hanar fan thread get moved to the Mass Effect 3 section, and the Elcor thread is still in the MEA section?
With a sigh of defeat, we may never know.
Sadly, Hanar confirmed never to be in Andromeda? Say it ain't so.
#38
Posté 29 avril 2016 - 01:43
Curiously, why did the Hanar fan thread get moved to the Mass Effect 3 section, and the Elcor thread is still in the MEA section?
With a sigh of defeat, we may never know.
Angrily, these humans are all racist.
With dramatic pronunciation and accusatory disbelief, they wouldn't do this to the Asari.
#39
Posté 29 avril 2016 - 11:13
I need an Elcor Vanguard. One that can crumple a tank with a biotic charge.
#40
Posté 30 avril 2016 - 12:08
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Elcors are pretty useless, if you think about it.
They don't have manipulative digits, required for tech advancement (ie: the ability to make complex tools is possible only for versatile, precise hands or appendages).
I would go so far as:
"Good, dextrous hands are a nearly universal primate trait. Chimps famously use twigs or grass stems to fish termites out of mounds, which requires a lot of precision. Western chimps make spears from straight sticks by trimming off bark and side branches and chewing the tips to sharp points, and then use these spears for stabbing prey. This takes not just strong hands, but very good control as well. good hands were an enabling precondition for the evolution of an advanced tool-using intelligence, the development of language and intelligence ".
Elcors are a heavy gravity world species. Their Elephant like feet make it impossible for them to develop complex tools. Their species is basically planet bound.
Now why would the Alliance bring them to Andromeda?
#41
Posté 30 avril 2016 - 04:26
Proudly, I welcome you all to the fan thread, for Elcors.
Elcors must have a way to get to Andromeda, and there should be an Elcor squadmate with a cannon on his back because why not? The ark must not forget us for we are the only species to have not been inflicted pain in the Mass Effect Trilogy, for we are the superior species!
We must honor the icon of our race, Bubin in the Blasto 6: Partners in Crime, in theatres now. Only then, will you be truly badass.
What do you all think about Elcors making a return to Andromeda?
We need your people for Elcor battlemounts/tanks in the ME:A MP.





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