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[BioWareM0d13]

 

 

This one too.

 

 

 

Internet, y u do dis?

[Silvery]

You clearly never met "this one", have ya? Don't judge the book by his cover, he's got a heart of gold.

 

 

Ha, a face so beautiful that you can only run from it in pure terror.

 

[Laughing_Man]

Internet, y u do dis?

 

The internet is dark and full of terrors.

[iM3GTR]

It seems that Commander Shaperd worked hard to stop the Reapers, he tried to create a new generation of super soldiers, all of them carrying the best genes and protected by plot armor. This idea might have been more effective than building the Crucible...

Or just give every Alliance soldier a sword and magical teleportation powers and let them cut the reaper capital ships into little pieces.

[MrBSN2017]

Us ugly guys are objectified. People only look at us for our lack of looks, not even seeing that were people too.

The new protagonist could be called a troll too when posing legitimate questions like asking LI out on a date, making alliances and even just trying to see if aliens want to talk for info.

If you're not good looking, people are just mean to you. Disagree? Look at the responses I am getting. It's apparently a joke for me to have feelings.

Thanks guys

[Lady Artifice]

I'm doubling my bet.

[vbibbi]

Technology in the future is amazing. All of those pregnant women in battle armor which is able to expand to accommodate their pregnancy. Unless Alliance military has a prenatal marines division?

[agonis]

Technology in the future is amazing. All of those pregnant women in battle armor which is able to expand to accommodate their pregnancy. Unless Alliance military has a prenatal marines division?

The Whales?....

[vbibbi]

The Whales?....

 

I was thinking badass mothers...but that could also work.

[rocklikeafool]

Cmdr Sheperd was so dreamy and everyone buckled under his/her charm. This may be realistic for the 1%, super beautiful people, but for the rest of us 99%, things don't come so easy.

I feel like bioware should incorporate more realistic reactions between NPCs for 3/10 guys like me.

[Hammerstorm]

I want mass effect to be MORE unrealistic, I want people to bow for me when they meet me for the first time (even if I just killed their friend 2 seconds ago), I want ritual sacrifices. Oh and a tree house, must have a tree house.   

[Laughing_Man]

 

Ten points to Gryffindor Mister Potter.

[Quarian Master Race]

Quarian Princess was my favourite alt, but this one's pretty gud.

[Laughing_Man]

Quarian Princess was my favourite alt, but this one's pretty gud.

 

[SKAR]

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Lol
It's just the Helius cluster.

in a new galaxy smart@$$.

[BSpud]

I don't know.. I think I can fit this here.

 

 

This one too.

 

 

OH GOD WHAT

 

[MrBSN2017]

Cmdr Sheperd was so dreamy and everyone buckled under his/her charm. This may be realistic for the 1%, super beautiful people, but for the rest of us 99%, things don't come so easy.

I feel like bioware should incorporate more realistic reactions between NPCs for 3/10 guys like me.

Bro, I can assure you that those statistics are on point and backed by empirical evidence.

Margin of error +/- 0.5%

[Malthier]

Ugly protagonists should be banned.

[General TSAR]

I don't know.. I think I can fit this here.

 

I have gazed into the abyss and witnessed true hell.

 

Also Ashley looks like a Hispanic dude with a really bad case of beer gut.

[MrBSN2017]

Ugly protagonists should be banned.

Bro! Where do you fit?

[General TSAR]

You clearly never met "this one", have ya? Don't judge the book by his cover, he's got a heart of gold.

 

Or this one, his hominid like facial structure brings millions to tears of joy:

[SKAR]

Ugly protagonists should be banned.

so none of us can have a good laugh from YouTube videos, I think not.

[BSpud]

Brian Peppers ftw

[BSpud]

And Eric Stoltz from Mask lol

[Malthier]

Bro! 

 

Hi, bunzy boy.