Because lets face it human, if you cannot survive a Krogan headbutt to the face, you're a genetic dead end. And if you can, you drink Ryncol. Or maybe you drank Ryncol and grew a quad. Or perhaps enhanced the size of your pre-existing quad with its rejuvenating powers, ever been told you have a hell of a quad? It's a hell of a compliment. Ryncol has been a feature of the Mass Effect franchise for some time now and I for one am in no hurry to see it leave, nor am I in a massive hurry to see sober Krogan at any point during the Andromeda trilogy. In fact I'd be angry enough to self immolate a Salarian in protest. The benefits of having drunken, well armed Krogan, riding Kakliosaurs through the streets of your enemies home towns, has been well documented and demonstrated, as we well saw with the Rachni and Reaper conflicts. So now that we are all well aware the Krogan are returning in Andromeda, I would like to seek assurances from BioWare that Ryncol will be returning with them. (P.S and Kakliosaurs.)
I would also like to see that the process of distilling Ryncol has been refined and is now a thriving business aboard the ARK vessel with full sized Billboards and radio broadcasts, encouraging young Krogan to prove they're not a Vorcha, by growing a quad and drinking Ryncol. I would also like to see and hear more about its serving options. There are several suggestions that Ryncol can be watered down or served in cocktails, though humans can drink it as is. So Ryncol cocktails should be an option at the bar on the ARK vessel for our protagonist because obviously no Krogan would ever drink one. If the bar doesn't come with an option to actually drink a Krogan under the table this time I will be thoroughly disappointed BioWare, as this will demonstrate a lack of depth and commitment to to realism.
Now for the interesting part. Liquefied Turians.
What little information we have gathered on this exotic refreshment is gathered here in this post, the drink itself has no known origin though it's first recorded use was over 6 centuries ago, witnessed by the now Asari Matriarch and part time barmaid, Aethyta. It consists almost entirely of liquefied Turians. We are never actually told the drink is toxic simply that no one came out of it looking pretty. But for all we know this was the fault of the Krogan for storing the Turians corpse incorrectly and it could simply be salmonella. Which gives us room to move with this particular drink canonically. It could be part of a Krogan gang ritual or sick serial killer fetish. Or maybe it could actually be beneficial for certain lesser races, like Vorcha or Hanar. It could be flavoured, Quarian Rump for example or Salarian Liver, Almond Roasted Vorcha or Strawberry. But without greater exposition this could all be for nought. Exactly how do you liquefy a Turian? And what method yields the best results, in terms of flavour, consistency and flexibility, does one blend or chemically decompose a potential drink? Where do you turn when you need a reliable source of untraceable Turian corpses for a cocktail party? Do Liquefied female Turians increase fertility rates among the Krogan? While we may never know the answer to these questions I find it's better to ask. So i formally request that BioWare include them in the next game and explain them more thoroughly.
And finally breeding requests.
Whether or not they're accepted willingly or otherwise (There's no take backs on Tuchanka princess). Rejected or put on the back burner. What matters is that they're sent and that smug feeling of satisfaction as your ships AI announces that you have received a breeding request over the loud speaker, so that the whole squad can hear it. While this was a nice touch I feel we need to go the extra mile here and start forwarding the protagonists female Krogan fan mail directly to the CIC in the Tempest. Breeding requests and suggestive Krogan lingerie included. Your female Krogan squad mate could, rather than making you take down the shadow broker, simply send a breeding request application for you to fill out which you can then accept or reject. Humans can take up the practice as well. Meaning your protagonist gets the nod to bang or the Samara treatment in mere moments. We could include a gay krogan email toggle if you don't want to be harassed by sexually active females, the possibilities are endless. So again I formally request that Bioware include a breeding request system with a gay Krogan romance toggle on the CIC in the tempest.
It's not a lot to ask for at this stage of development and I'm not sure if they'll take up my ideas. But it's a start and maybe it gets the ball rolling up there in the head offices.
You can thank me later when the game comes out and is awesome.
*Sips Ryncol*
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