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[ZipZap2000]

*ME3 OST: 'Leaving Earth' begins to play as the First Krogan Spectre and High Preist of The Cult Of Shepard takes the pulpit aboard the ARK vessel*

 

 

 

May the Shepard go with you.

 

And also with you.

 

So he should go.

 

 

 

*The room falls silent as the music plays and the Krogan sips his Ryncol*

 

 

 

Brothers and sisters of the faith. The time of our salvation has come.

 

And so it falls to us a sacred duty, to carry out his word. To build a new house of worship and ensure that he is not forgotten. To spread the word of his prophecy and how it was foretold. And how it came to pass. We will walk in his footsteps as he guides us.

 

We will remember Shepard.

 

Brothers and sisters. We must spread to the heathens and primitives of an impure galaxy, his gospel; and the truths that were revealed to us through him.

 

That there is but one Biotic God and as lesser creatures they should fear him. For he was Biotics made flesh. And, as there is but one Biotic God; so there is but one Shepard. Who died and was resurrected from the fade and in death now guides us through the fade, to save us from oblivion; as he did in life.

 

The primitives of a heathen galaxy will be blissful in their sinful ignorance, so it falls to us to show them the way of their salvation. But we should do so in the spirit of his word.

 

So we must look to his word for guidance; and I quote: A bullet in the head solves everything. (Tribulations 7:3)

 

So I imagine the pyres will burn brightly into the night as the heretical faiths are purged. Let them cry out to their maker as they are cleansed of their impurity. There will be time for acts of mercy. But the word as it is written in the book of Justicars is clear, we must sweep all before us like a great wind; until trembling, they can smell our greatness. We, must wash away their old beliefs and bring them to the faith. And millions of years after their religions have been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.

 

 

We must be as a divine reckoning. Krogan, Turian, Human, Salarian, Asari. We are their salvation through destruction and through his word, perfection. Convert or kill all we find. We must control or destroy it all, there are no glowy green solutions in the night made of magic. There is only his word to guide us.

 

 

And in the name of the faith, we must endure.

 

 

May The Shepard go with you.

 

And also with you.

*Sips Ryncol*

[Jedi Comedian]

My Shep doesn't need to be worshiped, only feared.

[KaiserShep]

Sponsored in part by the Verner Foundation and Cord-Hislop Aerospace. 

[SKAR]

*ME3 OST: 'Leaving Earth' begins to play as the First Krogan Spectre and High Preist of The Cult Of Shepard takes the pulpit aboard the ARK vessel*



May the Shepard go with you.

And also with you.

So he should go.



*The room falls silent as the music plays and the Krogan sips his Ryncol*



Brothers and sisters of the faith. The time of our salvation has come.

And so it falls to us a sacred duty, to carry out his word. To build a new house of worship and ensure that he is not forgotten. To spread the word of his prophecy and how it was foretold. And how it came to pass. We will walk in his footsteps as he guides us.

We will remember Shepard.

Brothers and sisters. We must spread to the heathens and primitives of an impure galaxy, his gospel; and the truths that were revealed to us through him.

That there is but one Biotic God and as lesser creatures they should fear him. For he was Biotics made flesh. And, as there is but one Biotic God; so there is but one Shepard. Who died and was resurrected from the fade and in death now guides us through the fade, to save us from oblivion; as he did in life.

The primitives of a heathen galaxy will be blissful in their sinful ignorance, so it falls to us to show them the way of their salvation. But we should do so in the spirit of his word.

So we must look to his word for guidance; and I quote: A bullet in the head solves everything. (Tribulations 7:3)

So I imagine the pyres will burn brightly into the night as the heretical faiths are purged. Let them cry out to their maker as they are cleansed of their impurity. There will be time for acts of mercy. But the word as it is written in the book of Justicars is clear, we must sweep all before us like a great wind; until trembling, they can smell our greatness. We, must wash away their old beliefs and bring them to the faith. And millions of years after their religions have been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.


We must be as a divine reckoning. Krogan, Turian, Human, Salarian, Asari. We are their salvation through destruction and through his word, perfection. Convert or kill all we find. We must control or destroy it all, there are no glowy green solutions in the night made of magic. There is only his word to guide us.


And in the name of the faith, we must endure.


May The Shepard go with you.

And also with you.

*Sips Ryncol*

In the name of the Shepard, the Garrus, and the holy Anderson. Amen. Amen Amen I say to you Praise our Savior Shepard Christ for he gave his life on the crucible so that we may be free of reapers. Lord Shepard Christ we offer your blood, your everlasting covenant, that we may be free from our sins *cough* reapers *cough*. *sips ryncol*.

[Atomkick]

[Draining Dragon]

I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[Nought Jack]

Here's hoping Sheppy survived 3.

[LightningPoodle]

*kneels before a Shrine to Shepard, pledges an offering, says a prayer, makes a vow and bolsters himself for the wars to come*

I am the right hand of my Shepard,
I am the instrument of His will.

[ZipZap2000]

*kneels before a Shrine to Shepard, pledges an offering, says a prayer, makes a vow and bolsters himself for the wars to come*

I am the right hand of my Shepard,
I am the instrument of His will.

Bring unto me the children, that they may be blessed and bathed in Ryncol.

And meditate upon his blessing.

No matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan
Or run like a Leopard
But you'll never be better
Than commander Shepard

[iM3GTR]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite church on the Citadel.

[Teabaggin Krogan]

...

That there is but one Biotic God and as lesser creatures they should fear him. For he was Biotics made flesh. And, as there is but one Biotic God; so there is but one Shepard. Who died and was resurrected from the fade and in death now guides us through the fade, to save us from oblivion; as he did in life.

...

 

Bah! There is only one true biotic god and his name is Niftu Cal, biotics made flesh and the mightiest biotic ever who thinks things and they happen. Cast down your false gods and smell the greatness!

[ZipZap2000]

The Volus is merely a vessel young one. It was the god within who was mighty and in choosing Niftu Cal, proved to the galaxy that all may be made mighty through him. He spoke to our Shepard. As foretold by the Prophet Sha'ira. Stay your tongue or abandon hope. You who have have cursed our very kind with enough luck that you might survive the genophage. You who would abandon Tuchanka, to bathe upon the presidium among the off-worlders, seeking sympathies from and for the Aliens and yet call yourself Krogan.

 

You speak in blasphemies and stand as an insult to Tuchanka herself, that she has not yet weeded you out. It is an insult to the Salarians that the genophage could not kill you.

 

You are unworthy of the word. Return to faith before one of my Krogan kill you.

*Sips your Ryncol*

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Hah! Such big words from an impudent whelp, one who licks the boots of the human Shepard. You speak of my insult to our land and yet you know not what you speak pyjak. For I have been to Kruban itself and pissed my name on its glorious sands. You think the genophage can stop me, I was born claymore in hand, ready to squish out fools like yourself. 

 

What is this slander that I seek my pleasure in the presidium or that I've abandoned our planet? You who calls yourself the krogan spectre, a title made by the quadless galactic council. Tuchanka needs not your vacuous blathering to defend herself pyjak. The insults of Shepard's varren do not irk me, many before you with even more impressive titles have faced me, a krogan "spectre" would be nothing special. In fact I doubt you can best any of my krantt even but if you somehow happen to meet me, I'd be happy to make Ryncol with your entrails. 

 

*teabags your Ryncol and lets you sip it*

[ZipZap2000]

Hah! Such big words from an impudent whelp, one who licks the boots of the human Shepard. You speak of my insult to our land and yet you know not what you speak pyjak. For I have been to Kruban itself and pissed my name on its glorious sands. You think the genophage can stop me, I was born claymore in hand, ready to squish out fools like yourself.

What is this slander that I seek my pleasure in the presidium or that I've abandoned our planet? You who calls yourself the krogan spectre, a title made by the quadless galactic council. Tuchanka needs not your vacuous blathering to defend herself pyjak. The insults of Shepard's varren do not irk me, many before you with even more impressive titles have faced me, a krogan "spectre" would be nothing special. In fact I doubt you can best any of my krantt even but if you somehow happen to meet me, I'd be happy to make Ryncol with your entrails.

*teabags your Ryncol and lets you sip it*

I love you teabag.

*pats the pyjack*

[Prince Enigmatic]

things are starting to read eerily similar to voxophones from BioShock Infinite...

 

Father Comstock???

[Teabaggin Krogan]

I love you teabag.

*pats the pyjack*

How about we ditch this over a barrel of Ryncol..

[Dalinne]

The ending of all prays must be: I should go.

[Obliviousmiss]

 

Beware the ryncol, followers. 

[Sifr]

Much debate surrounds the following passage;

 

"And the Shepard did declare unto the masses, that this was indeed his favourite place on the Citadel..."

 

Many places have declared themselves the true site of Shepard's pilgrimage and whom gave him a boon when he sought his relics there, which has sadly led to some conflict and sects arising. The two dominant groups (as of this writing) are the Applications of Saronis, along with the Holy Souvenirs of the Citadel. The latter group in particular claim to have bequeathed the Shepard his animal companions, as well as the controversial Canticle of Forex.

[Squish]

Hm...After reading that, I feel weirdly obligated to say something like,

"Hiel I saw them tonight! Holdings hand we are up in high 9999999 THE KING COME DOWN."

[Monk]

*sniffs the ryncol for grape flavoring, takes a sip*

[ZipZap2000]

How about we ditch this over a barrel of Ryncol..

Breeding request accepted. Lets do this.

[SagaX]

Worshiping something as if it were a god just demonstrates inferiority. Gods are only the gap in the ignorance, and knowledge kills them.

Heroes are another different thing.

[SKAR]

Worshiping something as if it were a god just demonstrates inferiority. Gods are only the gap in the ignorance, and knowledge kills them.
Heroes are another different thing.

I'm guessing you're not very religious are ya?

[ZipZap2000]

Worshiping something as if it were a god just demonstrates inferiority. Gods are only the gap in the ignorance, and knowledge kills them.
Heroes are another different thing.

Your skepticism does not matter. When The Shepard uplifts us as his chosen sapients, the galaxy will bear witness.