I mean, it's a pretty easy job. You can apparently survive by scavenging on your own in a dry-docked spaceship for six months, and other than that, the only thing you have to do is to wait for the Captain to come back to his/her quarters, step out of your box, and go "Squeak!"
I'd rather be a Space Hamster than an N7 or a Space Pirate
#4
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 07:33
As troll threads go, I have to say this one has real potential. LMAO.
- Obliviousmiss et Ark is Zenith aiment ceci
#5
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 07:33
Me too. I'd rather be a fluffy ball of cuteness.
I wouldn't mind a little exercise wheel though. Just to pass away the time until the Captain gets back and gives me some treats and a little cuddle.
- rspanther et Ark is Zenith aiment ceci
#6
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 08:43
Also, this.
You know the loons that hang out here...you really wanna start giving them ideas??? ![]()
- Obliviousmiss et Ark is Zenith aiment ceci
#7
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 08:56
I'm assuming Space Hamster is a higher ranked rodent than Flying Squirrel.
- Catastrophy et Ark is Zenith aiment ceci
#8
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 09:02
You guys are getting seriously bored
Fortunately June 12 is getting close, maybe that will help with these threads.
- Onewomanarmy et Ark is Zenith aiment ceci
#9
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 09:04
#10
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 09:17
Me too. I'd rather be a fluffy ball of cuteness.
I have got two fluffy balls and they're both charming.
#11
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 09:47
I, for one, will welcome our miniature giant space hamster overlords when the inevitable occurs and they finally take over the world (and the universe/multiverse). Hey, it beats Skynet taking over. ![]()
#12
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 09:47
Me too. I'd rather be a fluffy ball of cuteness.
I wouldn't mind a little exercise wheel though. Just to pass away the time until the Captain gets back and gives me some treats and a little cuddle.
I feel like being a fluffy ball of cuteness might not be nearly as much fun as cuddling a fluffy ball of cuteness.
It would probably be scary.
- Ark is Zenith aime ceci
#13
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 09:58
Hmm... the closest Simulator I can think of to suggest playing is Goat Simulator.
I however would certainly enjoy Space Hamster Simulator. It has promise.
- Ark is Zenith aime ceci
#14
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 09:59
But would you rather be a giant space hamster or a miniature giant space hamster?
- rspanther, Catastrophy et Draining Dragon aiment ceci
#15
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 10:08
But would you rather be a giant space hamster or a miniature giant space hamster?
"Miniature giant", so normal size? ![]()
#16
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 10:13
"Miniature giant", so normal size?
Yes.
- Jeremiah12LGeek aime ceci
#17
Posté 23 mai 2016 - 10:17
I have got two fluffy balls and they're both charming.
Spoiler
Oh you.
I feel like being a fluffy ball of cuteness might not be nearly as much fun as cuddling a fluffy ball of cuteness.
It would probably be scary.
True. Especially if you get squished.
#19
Posté 24 mai 2016 - 03:26
mmm... Space Wizard Hamster... ![]()

may be... why not?...
- Dalakaar aime ceci
#20
Posté 24 mai 2016 - 03:48
Note: apparently the "X in Andromeda, thoughts?" threads wont be returning. We'll have these instead... Concept it's fairly similar though.
#21
Posté 24 mai 2016 - 04:27
Well of course, who could hate Space Hamster?
#22
Posté 24 mai 2016 - 05:25
No one truly wants to be a hamster. Hamsters are idiots. They live only to run on a wheel or be eaten by something smarter. It's better to own the hamster than to be the hamster.
#23
Posté 24 mai 2016 - 06:00
I hate Hamsters, Ferrets, Gerbils, and Guinea Pigs. They are not pets they are a fool's attempt at domesticated rats.
- Kaibe aime ceci
#24
Posté 24 mai 2016 - 06:09
I mean, it's a pretty easy job. You can apparently survive by scavenging on your own in a dry-docked spaceship for six months, and other than that, the only thing you have to do is to wait for the Captain to come back to his/her quarters, step out of your box, and go "Squeak!"
Sure, it's all fun and games...until you end up in Grunt's belly.
- agonis aime ceci
#25
Posté 24 mai 2016 - 06:41
@Undead Han: I´ve seen worse places.
This morning I already contemplated if I should drop all this human nonsense and become a cat.
If becoming a cat isn´t possible I´m willing to go with Space Hamster.
(Still prefer cat though. Licking my own b**** would be marvelous.)





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