All right everyone. Buckle up. I have a story of infinite ridiculous gameplay, infinite random coincidence, and achievement to tell. MOST IMPORTANTLY, AT THE END OF THIS RANDOM SEQUENCE, I HAVE CRACKED THE SECRET CODE OF RNG! After discovering the potential of the taunting lego build, I decided I'm going to start working on constitution again, my lowest stat. So yesterday, I was using primarily the Lego and Avvar. After I think 4 Qunari runs in a row, 3y3Vr3 drops in a random pug game that I was in and we proceed to steamroll perilous. The other two randoms drop out then. Looking for more of a challenge, 3y3Vr3 and I decided to equip some more interesting weapons. 3y3Vr3 donned the ham while I rocked the spoon maul. Qunari again (now 5 times in a row)! After endless weapon swings and a very long game because of the reduced damage, we complete the game! We do another one just like it with Qunari again (6 times in a row) and complete that one after 2 randoms join. Then I also break out the ham with the Lego and 3y3Vr3 and I, and 2 new randoms complete ANOTHER Qunari round in FC (7 times in a row...). Someone called the lightning dragon so we clubbed a high dragon to death with two pieces of old ham

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Now here comes the ridiculous part. At the end of this final game, three significant things happened. And they all happened as a result of only the final game.
- I completed part of the mace kills challenge using an old slab of ham on a stick.
- I GOT TO EXACTLY 1000 PRESTIGE AS A RESULT OF COMPLETING THE MACE KILLS CHALLENGE USING, I REPEAT, AN OLD SLAB OF HAM ON A STICK! Never thought I would make it to 4 digits but I'm finally a member of the club
. And, I must add that it was completely unintentional to get to 1000 using the ham. I actually thought I was still 2 or 3 points away.
- I was thinking to myself, ok, I have 7500 gold saved and I just got to 1000 prestige from, I reiterate
, using an old slab of ham on a stick. It would be really cool if RNG gives me something out of these chests for getting to exactly 1000 prestige, nonetheless by using an old sla.....you get the point. On the second 2000G chest, I got the level 27 Bosun Blade! That leaves me at only a few more items until the Crescent
. After trying the Bosun Blade, I have kind of mixed feelings. The damage, when set up correctly, is phenomenal. I had 40k twin fangs on NM Qunari commander at level 11, 5k BASIC attacks when flanking (without rune equipped) in NM against mage and other frail characters, 2-3k damage on regular targets from basic flanking attacks, and huge Hidden Blades damage. However, as the tooltip says, attacking from the front is low damage though I don't think its quite as low as 10%. Also kind of missing my speed boost from Bloody Bargain but I'll probably only use this on the assassin anyway unless someone else knows something about this weapon that I don't.
And since I said I unlocked the secret to RNG (which was totally not click bait.....

), the ham has been the key to RNG the whole time. Use the ham and all your weapon needs will be satisfied. ALL PRAISE THE HAM!
And I'll upload some screenshots of ham and spoon gameplay in the other forum topic since it is just too silly.