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[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

WE ALL KNOW ONCE WE GET TO ANDTERMEETOO THAT THINGS WILL BE ROUGH AT START! COLONIZING! BUILDING! FEEDING!! MULTIPLAYERING!!!!! YOU NEED LEADER THAT WILL STEP UP AND TAKE CONTROL OF SITUATION!!! SOMEONE WITH LEADERSHIP SKILLS, SMARTNESS, CHARM!......AND SMARTNESS!!! THAT IS WHY VORCHA IS ANNOUNCING CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF ANDJUSTICFORALL!!! GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!

 

AS PRESIDENT, VORCHA WILL GET THINGS DONE AND DONE RIGHT!!! WE START WITH BUILDING GIANT WALL ALL AROUND ANDYFRENCHDA!!! KEEP PEOPLE LIKE DRELL OUT!! DON'T LIKE DRELL! DON'T NEED DRELL!!! SICK WITH KEPREL'S SYNDROME AND CHOKE AND DIE ANYWAY!! RESOURCES COULD BE SPENT ELSEWHERE MORE USEFUL INSTEAD OF HELPING GUMMY LIZARDS!! ANYWAYS, BUILD WALL AND MAKE VOLUS PAY FOR IT!! GRRRRAAAAAGH!! THEY ARE RICH AND CAN AFFORD IT!! IN FACT, WE'LL KEEP THEM OUTSIDE WALL TOO WITH GECKO TURDS!!! SHADY DRUG DEALERS ANYWAY!!! YOU MIGHT BE ASKING THOUGH, "BUT VORCHA, WHO WILL BUILD WALL?!" ANSWER IS SINGLE PLAYER CRYBABIES!! WE ROUND THEM ALL UP BECAUSE THEY TOO STUPID AND TAKE GAMES TOO SERIOUSLY!!! MAKE THEM BUILD WALL AND COLLECT TEARS TO FILL UP SWIMMING POOL FOR VORCHA'S RUNNING MATE/VICE PRESIDENT CANDIDATE SUIT-RAT MASTER RACE! SHE LOVES THE TEARS!!! GRRRAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!

 

NEXT UP! FLAMETHROWERS FOR ALL!!! GOES WITHOUT SAYING!!! THERE WILL BE ALL KINDS OF NATIVE WILDLIFE AND ALIEN RACES FOR SURE! WE WANT TO TAKE ANDRAMABLUB BY FORCE SO BURN EVERYTHING!!! LEAVE NO TRACE! ASHES BLOWN AWAY IN GALACTIC WINDS!!! GRRAAAAAAAGH!!

 

THEN NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS!! CAPSLOCK! LOTS AND LOTS OF CAPSLOCK!!!!!! FOR EVERYBODY!!!

 

ANDARFEEKA MULTIPLAYER!! FINALLY!!! TO START, ALL CHARACTERS WILL BE VORCHA BY DEFAULT!! BUT WE GUESS YOU CAN PLAY OTHER MORE BORING RACES IF PEOPLE WANT TO!! BUT YOU MUST USE FIRE ONLY!!! THAT IS TRADE OFF!! FOR WHAT?!?! GRRAAAAAGH!! WE DON'T KNOW! VORCHA DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!

 

JUST IMAGINE WHAT VMB CAN ACCOMPLISH IF ELECTED PRESIDENT!!! BUT WE CAN'T DO IT ALONE!!! VORCHA NEEDS HELP!!! TELL VORCHA WHAT ELSE YOU WANT DONE IN ANDROCLAMDIGGER (INCLUDING SP AND MP BOTH) AND WE WILL FORCE ASK BIOWARE TO GET THINGS DONE!! VOTE FOR VORCHA AND VORCHA WILL WORK FOR YYOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!! GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

 

 

VORCHA MASTER BAITS 2016

 

 

"WE VORCHA MASTER BAITS AND WE APPROVE MESSAGE! GRRRAAAAAGH!"

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

VORCHA DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO POST PICS FROM OUR DESKTOP ON OUR OMNITOOL MAC AND OMNITOOL SMARTPHONE! HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED!

[canozzie68]

YES!

[The Real Pearl #2]

Make Andromurder great again

 

Keep the suit rats out

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Spoiler

VORCHA DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO POST PICS FROM OUR DESKTOP ON OUR OMNITOOL MAC AND OMNITOOL SMARTPHONE! HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED!

 

I have no direct experience with either, so I don't know how most people do it (except that they say that they can't.) I believe the issue comes down to copy/paste, is that right? The copy/paste function is the fastest way, so I assume that smartphones/macs lack a conveniently similar function.

 

In lieu of right-clicking and selecting "copy image address" (which I assume is not an option) you would either have to manually type the address (probably not worth the effort) or possibly use a text capture function, which I know that the Mac has (I don't know if smartphones do.) So the trick on the Mac would have to be to convince the Mac to display the text address of the image so that you can then capture it.

 

What might work sometimes, depending on the link, would be to click on the photo itself, which might take you to the website source. In some cases, that might give you the text you need in the web address, which you could then text capture and use as the embedded link.

 

I'm just spitballin' ideas until someone who has actually figured out a way comes along.

[The Real Pearl #2]

Why are you using a mac. 

[Darth Volus]

[Urizen]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[Onewomanarmy]

I'm with you Vorcha. Just rage quit mp, so I'm already raging and ready!!!! I felt like throwing my controller away! Let's burn stuff!!

[Angry_Elcor]

The world can only handle so many fiery demagogues at once who run unopposed, so it's only right that someone throw their hat into the ring in order to have a proper primary. I will volunteer. I think many people would be appalled at the idea of being led by a Vorcha. I'm sure that they *chomp chomp* would much rather be led by a *chew swallow* more tempered individual with sketchy motives and *slurp gimmemorefood* spotty voting history who could serve as a *yeahthat'sgoodgetaplateofcanolitoo* counterpoint.

 

My campaign promises:

 

- I will bomb you.

 

- Whoever you are, yes you, that's the you that I mean. Bombs. For you. Clear?

 

- If you vote for me, I will bomb you. I'm a big picture person, and it's definitely in the best interests of humanity that I bomb any members of humanity that would vote for me. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

 

- I don't object to anyone building walls, as long as they understand that I will subsequently be bombing those walls. I'm going to run out of targets eventually, and I think we all know where that's going to end up.

 

- I have a plan to save our economy. It's a bomb-based economy. We're going to need lots of them, and that means big business opportunities for economic employment and prosperity in the bomb business. I see this as a long-term model with no diminishing returns.

[Jugger nuggss]

GRAAAAAAAGH!!!! ANDERSMODDER MUST HAVE DRILL ROUND 15 MODS FOR FULL PENETRATION! WE ALL LOVE FULL PENETRATION! AND BE ABLE TO RIDE ELCOR........INTO BATTLE!! (AHEM)

P.S. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

[SethGecko]

IN FACT, WE'LL KEEP THEM OUTSIDE WALL TOO WITH GECKO TURDS!!!

GECKO JUST ONE GUY AND LITTLE GUY!!

BUT GECKO TRY!

GECKO TRY NOW!!

[A Pyros Son]

Moar fire you say?....

[The Real Pearl #2]

Moar fire you say?....

pat?

[CrimsonN7]

 

 

text text text can't ban me for this text

[A Pyros Son]

pat?

Nope it's Chuck testa haha, no but seriously, not pat

[ddraigcoch123]

VORCHA MASTER BAITS IS NOT TRUE VORCHA HE IS GAVORN VORCHA GRRRAAAAAAAAAGH HE WILL FLOP FLOP ON RUNNING MATES AND MAKE BIG MESS SO NOT FOR EVERYONE TO WIN

VORCHA WILL RUN THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE OR FOUR OR FIVE WE HAVE GRRRRRAAAAAAAGH TOO MANY CANDIDATES

[https://www.youtube....?v=a30rzZaBbPY]

 

GRRAAAAAAAAAAGH I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HIDEY THING WE KNOW YOUR TRICKS WE LEAVE NOW

[Jugger nuggss]

GRAAAAAAAGH! VMB IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF SUIT RAT VP, I VOLUNTEER TO TAKE POSITION GRAAAAGH! I CAN BRING GETH AND ASARI! AND A BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM!

[smeckie]

HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR.

[LightRobot]

WE ALL KNOW ONCE WE GET TO ANDTERMEETOO THAT THINGS WILL BE ROUGH AT START! COLONIZING! BUILDING! FEEDING!! MULTIPLAYERING!!!!! YOU NEED LEADER THAT WILL STEP UP AND TAKE CONTROL OF SITUATION!!! SOMEONE WITH LEADERSHIP SKILLS, SMARTNESS, CHARM!......AND SMARTNESS!!! THAT IS WHY VORCHA IS ANNOUNCING CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF ANDJUSTICFORALL!!! GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!

 

Well it's the first time I actually have a taste of the infamous Vorcha Master Baits first hand and I have to say, it's quite captivating. More exhilarating than Shepard's most inspiring speech, makes me want to burn everything to the ground !

 

Spoiler

 

 

"WE VORCHA MASTER BAITS AND WE APPROVE MESSAGE! GRRRAAAAAGH!"

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

I have no direct experience with either, so I don't know how most people do it (except that they say that they can't.) I believe the issue comes down to copy/paste, is that right? The copy/paste function is the fastest way, so I assume that smartphones/macs lack a conveniently similar function.

 

In lieu of right-clicking and selecting "copy image address" (which I assume is not an option) you would either have to manually type the address (probably not worth the effort) or possibly use a text capture function, which I know that the Mac has (I don't know if smartphones do.) So the trick on the Mac would have to be to convince the Mac to display the text address of the image so that you can then capture it.

 

What might work sometimes, depending on the link, would be to click on the photo itself, which might take you to the website source. In some cases, that might give you the text you need in the web address, which you could then text capture and use as the embedded link.

 

I'm just spitballin' ideas until someone who has actually figured out a way comes along.

 

IT'S COOL! WE MADE SILLY CAMPAIGN ADD WITH BAD TEXT AND SUCH! JUST WOULD TO LIKE BE ABLE TO SHARE WITH POTENTIAL VOTERS!

Why are you using a mac. 

 

BECAUSE MACS ARE GOOD FOR RECORDING MUSIC! WE SELF-RECORD OUR OWN STUFF FOR HOBBY!!!

The world can only handle so many fiery demagogues at once who run unopposed, so it's only right that someone throw their hat into the ring in order to have a proper primary. I will volunteer. I think many people would be appalled at the idea of being led by a Vorcha. I'm sure that they *chomp chomp* would much rather be led by a *chew swallow* more tempered individual with sketchy motives and *slurp gimmemorefood* spotty voting history who could serve as a *yeahthat'sgoodgetaplateofcanolitoo* counterpoint.

 

My campaign promises:

 

- I will bomb you.

 

- Whoever you are, yes you, that's the you that I mean. Bombs. For you. Clear?

 

- If you vote for me, I will bomb you. I'm a big picture person, and it's definitely in the best interests of humanity that I bomb any members of humanity that would vote for me. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

 

- I don't object to anyone building walls, as long as they understand that I will subsequently be bombing those walls. I'm going to run out of targets eventually, and I think we all know where that's going to end up.

 

- I have a plan to save our economy. It's a bomb-based economy. We're going to need lots of them, and that means big business opportunities for economic employment and prosperity in the bomb business. I see this as a long-term model with no diminishing returns.

 

GRRAAAAAAAGH!!! WE HAVE OPPONENT!! MAY THE BEST ELCOR WIN!! NO! WE MEAN VORCHA!! GRRAAAAAAAGH!! CONFUSE US!!! WE'LL BURN BOMBS BEFORE THEY LAND!

pat?

NO! NOT PAT! BUT DEFINITELY NOT JUGGER NUGGS!!!

 

VORCHA MASTER BAITS IS NOT TRUE VORCHA HE IS GAVORN VORCHA GRRRAAAAAAAAAGH HE WILL FLOP FLOP ON RUNNING MATES AND MAKE BIG MESS SO NOT FOR EVERYONE TO WIN

VORCHA WILL RUN THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE OR FOUR OR FIVE WE HAVE GRRRRRAAAAAAAGH TOO MANY CANDIDATES

[https://www.youtube....?v=a30rzZaBbPY]

 

GRRAAAAAAAAAAGH I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HIDEY THING WE KNOW YOUR TRICKS WE LEAVE NOW

GAVORN DEAD LONG TIME AGO!!! YOU LIE ABOUT US?!?! YOU WORKING WITH ANGRY ELCOR!! TRY TO SMEAR VORCHA'S CAMPAIGN!!! WE'LL SHOW YOU!!!! NOW YOU DIE!!! 

 

GRAAAAAAAGH! VMB IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF SUIT RAT VP, I VOLUNTEER TO TAKE POSITION GRAAAAGH! I CAN BRING GETH AND ASARI! AND A BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM!

 

WE CHOSE SUIT-RAT MASTER RACE BECAUSE SHE GOOD AT MAKING PEOPLE CRY!!! YOU CAN WORK IT OUT WITH HER BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER TO VORCHA!! WE DO NEED SOMEONE FOR SPEAKER OF ANDRUMDUMB COUNCIL!! IF YOU WANT IT YOU GOT IT!!!!!!

[Jugger nuggss]

I NOT SO HUMBLY ACCEPT! GRAAAAAGH! FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE SPEAKER!! GRAAAAA *cough* AAAAGH!

[Ashevajak]

I will vote for the Vorcha...if he agrees to be my romance option

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

I will vote for the Vorcha...if he agrees to be my romance option

 

YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ASARI GODDESS!! SHE STILL OWNS VORCHA'S HEART!!!

[CrimsonN7]

HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR.

 

 

*Still hurting*

[Ashevajak]

YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ASARI GODDESS!! SHE STILL OWNS VORCHA'S HEART!!!

 

Asari are squishy, so I'm OK with that.

I'm also picking mud-wrestling as my chosen form of combat.