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[NRieh]

Dear devs!
I know that you're doing your best, but it's sometimes so easy to forget minor things in a hurry, right?
So, I've written something down for you, just in case.
 
People normally:

• Don't go on top with their partner wearing full heavy armours
• Don't caress their partner's hair and\or face wearing (armour) gloves
• Take off their armour, clothes and underwear before...doing things
• Don't put their panties and\or bras on before falling asleep in their lover's arms
• Don't take shower and\or bath with their underwear on, alone or not
• Move somewhere safe, warm and private before taking their clothes off

 

 

Best wishes, 

Me. 

 

ps: Have I missed something? Feel free to add.

[KaiserShep]

DAI pretty much addressed all these things. 

[Cyonan]

Yeah. DA:I handled things better than ME3 did so hopefully they just continue down that road.

 

• Don't go on top with their partner wearing full heavy armours

 

Challenge Accepted.

[Remix-General Aetius]

Less appetizers, more main courses. And remember: you can only preheat the over for so long before the turkey needs to go in.

[echoness]

Guess we'll see. If ME:A is rated for nudity then your wishes are pretty much granted.

[Catastrophy]

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ps: Have I missed something? Feel free to add.

 

Missed SOMETHING? SOMEthing?

 

You missed about everything this community has been fruitfully discussing.

[ZipZap2000]

Threesomes.

[Helios969]

No-somes.

[wolfsite]

I wouldn't be surprised if in the game when a romance scene starts a bunch of people representing the fans comes in and starts berating the characters and all telling them what they want to see (threesomes, what to wear, what positions to be in, what mood lighting to be using, you know what you guys whine about).... then give the player the option to empty a thermal clip into each of them and then get back to business.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

• Don't go on top with their partner wearing full heavy armours
• Don't caress their partner's hair and\or face wearing (armour) gloves
• Take off their armour, clothes and underwear before...doing things
• Don't put their panties and\or bras on before falling asleep in their lover's arms
• Don't take shower and\or bath with their underwear on, alone or not
• Move somewhere safe, warm and private before taking their clothes off

 

What? This is a laundry list of exactly how to make love! That basically describes a typical day for me.

[ZipZap2000]

No-somes.

Shoe-somes.

[Seraphim24]

Is there really someone whose primary job is "romance scene designer?"

[Sartoz]

Dear devs!
I know that you're doing your best, but it's sometimes so easy to forget minor things in a hurry, right?
So, I've written something down for you, just in case.
 
People normally:

• Don't go on top with their partner wearing full heavy armours
• Don't caress their partner's hair and\or face wearing (armour) gloves
• Take off their armour, clothes and underwear before...doing things
• Don't put their panties and\or bras on before falling asleep in their lover's arms
• Don't take shower and\or bath with their underwear on, alone or not
• Move somewhere safe, warm and private before taking their clothes off

 

 

Best wishes, 

Me. 

 

ps: Have I missed something? Feel free to add.

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Would the rating be R or still M?

 

I think if Bio goes for an R rating, the game would attract more attention! Free marketing, if you wish, with EA saving money.... lots of it too.

[Obliviousmiss]

 

Like someone said, DAI addressed most of those issues. 

 

Devs know what they're doing.

 

ME3 was super duper rushed. 

 

The end. 

[Monk]

Shoe-somes.

 

Win-somes!

 

 

 

Like someone said, DAI addressed most of those issues. 

 

Devs know what they're doing.

 

ME3 was super duper rushed. 

 

The end. 

 

Oh no. Oh. no! We're not letting them get off that easy. The fricking endings were goddamn slideshows my teenage self would snicker at. Stupidity and ego ruled ME3, that's really all there was to it. There were some good intentions in there but, really, just dumb ego. /rant

 

Apologies for the rant but rushing means non-functioning to me, not "glorious" half-baked ideas.

[Obliviousmiss]

 

Win-somes!

 

 

 

Oh no. Oh. no! We're not letting them get off that easy. The fricking endings were goddamn slideshows my teenage self would snicker at. Stupidity and ego ruled ME3, that's really all there was to it. There were some good intentions in there but, really, just dumb ego. /rant

 

Apologies for the rant but rushing means non-functioning to me, not "glorious" half-baked ideas.

 

 

I'm not talking about the endings, I'm talking about the romance mechanics, aka underwear on while showering. 

 

Super duper rushed, not much love poured into ME3's little things. 

[Monk]

Ohhh, got ya. They probably were reflecting on what their favorite soft core did with shower scenes.

[Addictress]

The futuristic barrier and shield-enveloped armors of the Mass Effect universe are smooth and soft to the touch, though.

[Serza]

All of these addressed with DA: Inquisition, so I wouldn't worry about this in ME:A.

 

Also, point 2 is not neccessarily impossible. Mass Effect armors are relatively skin-tight in the hand area, plus... sometimes, right.

[NRieh]

 

All of these addressed with DA: Inquisition

DAI? Addressed? If you say so.

 

Because heavy-armoured Cullen on the table with femQuizzy & their mountain-top open-air bed time is not something one can easily forget.

 

 

Mass Effect armors are relatively skin-tight in the hand area,

Well, yeah that one was mostly about my memories from DAO and Alistair wearing Wade's Dragonbone set.. 

[Remix-General Aetius]

DAI? Addressed? If you say so.

 

Because heavy-armoured Cullen on the table with femQuizzy & their mountain-top open-air bed time is not something one can easily forget.

 

I always heard that armor/chain mail attracts a kinkier group.

[aoibhealfae]

I could handle underwear scenes... as long as no fade-outs. 

 

 

What's wrong with caressing people while wearing gloves? They're in a warzone.

[Cyonan]

DAI? Addressed? If you say so.

 

Because heavy-armoured Cullen on the table with femQuizzy & their mountain-top open-air bed time is not something one can easily forget.

 

Cullen just needs some training from Geralt so he can remove his clothes in 0.2 seconds.

[Serza]

 

Because heavy-armoured Cullen on the table with femQuizzy & their mountain-top open-air bed time is not something one can easily forget.

 

Oh? Fine. I'm watching the scene. He caresses her with what looks like unarmored leather gloves on his hands. And then it seems like... something really, really passionate happens... I'd imagine them tearing off the clothing after the black out. And the armor... Plus, he doesn't wear that much. I mean, a chest plate, pauldrons and forearm? Two of those things go off with no more than two straps. Now, I won't claim to be an expert in removing plate armor (modern plate carriers and MOLLE is more up my alley) but even my belt has the kind of strap you'd see used here, and... yeah! You guessed it! It goes right off with two fluid motions!

 

The rest... Rest is clothing. They wake up with the Inquisitor tying up her shoelaces as Cullen has a nightmare, still butt-naked. Seeing very little issue there.

[Serza]

Cullen just needs some training from Geralt so he can remove his clothes in 0.2 seconds.

 

With the amount of shagging Geralt does, he sure has a lot of experience, uh... under his belt.