I don't want to sound mean, 'cause that is a pretty funny pic/caption, but with an attitude like that, I think you would die in Australia. Or at the very least, your attitude about touching things would change VERY quickly.
I hear that the Box Jellyfish (A common sight on Australian beaches) has virtually invisible tentacles that are described to have one of the most painful stings in the world.
Aussyland would be terrifying and wonderful all wrapped into one. Same with many of the lush jungles on the planet. Everything is so deadly. Hell there's a caterpillar in south america that will basically kill you if you brush by it.
I do have a knack with animals though. I've gotten away with some crazy stuff. I could probably have managed to pet the crown of the jellyfish but I had a nagging feeling/memory that some jellyfish have stingers all over. I pet random bees/wasps and have shushed a police dog with one syllable. Actually I think honeybees even like the warmth so long as you don't mess with their wings. I've done work in a vet clinic, spent most of my teen years in a forest/swamp catching all manner of life. I can read animals from my ecosystem pretty well. I'm not worried about cougars/bears when I go hiking since I know what to do if/when I've encountered them. (I've encounter bears while hiking, never a cougar though.) Canadian west coast is familiar. The dangerous stuff tends not to be poisonous so much as big and toothsome. The venomous stuff can be avoided if you know where not to be.
...You won't catch me petting a black widow or brown house spider.
If I was visiting somewhere that to me is exotic? Different story... Wouldn't be home turf where all my natural instincts give me confidence.
I mean, even platypus have venom in their spurs. Everything in that bloody continent has venom. >.< And I'd love to pet a platypus! (Who wouldn't really.)





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