So true. And cloudy in Claudy - genius lol. Ahoghill might be another good one....
And please tell me that picture wasn't taken at Barry's?? 
I'm originally from Cullybackey.... so I had no chance whatsoever at mastering any other kind of accent 
German isn't one of her languages (though it is kinda one of mine) but if I said Ahoghill to her she would probably reply "Gesundheit!" Your native area isn't too far removed from road-racing territory, so she's familiar enough with the accent. It took three or four goes, but she eventually got the humour -
Is that a souffle or a meringue?
Naw, you're right enough, it's a souffle.
As for the picture being taken at Barry's, well, ok, it's not. 
That's a lie, obviously. My parents met in Barry's in 1960. My mum was a Sunday School teacher, supervising the annual excursion, and my dad was some oul perv, checking out the Sunday School teachers. He still claims to this day that he 'won the goldfish' that year. Barry's: Getting Prods Laid For More Than 50 Years!

Also, opening this post up to be understood on a more international level, I just have to add that it appears Onewomanarmy may have the most appropriate username of anyone here! 