Crash Course in Linguistics
Krogan squadmate: "Well, the ship's busted"
Turian squadmate: "Looks like water has leaked in."
Asari squadmate: "We still have the repair manual, right?"
Ryder: "Yeah but the English side is ruined. I guess we’ll have to use the instructions on the other side… Le Ship?! What the hell does that mean?!”
Turian squadmate: "“It means ship.”
Ryder: "“You can read this? Good because I don’t speak this strange new language.”
Krogan squadmate: "It's French."
Ryder: "“It sure as hell isn't from Earth!"
N7 Quits
(The N7 holds the ARK coalition hostage with planted explosives.)
N7: "Did you hear me? I said I quit, Monty! And since I quit, I can do anything I want..."
Councilor Monty: "Is that so?"
Elcor Councilor: "With great fear, what do you plan to do?"
N7: "Ohh, I have so many ideas. After you abandoned me on that planet, they threw me into a prison and oh, every night I kept myself sane with thoughts of what I'd do to you."
Coalition Councilors: *gasp*
Salarian Councilor: "You must believe us: we thought you were dead! It is not too late to stop this"
N7: "Oh but it is too late: a lifetime too late."
(N7 approaches the table where the coalition councilors are sitting)
Elcor Councilor: "With immense horror, no, not that, I beg of you."
N7: "Oh, what a lovely desk. It would be too bad if someone, ohh, I don't know... didn't use a coaster!"
(N7 removes the coaster from the under the glass. The coalition councilors gasps and N7 laughs.)
Councilor Monty: "That was mahogany, you madman!"
Elcor Councilor: "With despair, the stains will never come out. With great sadness, it was so young."
N7: "Such a nice tidy office. It must be so easy to think yourself above the rest of us who has to scramble in the dirt... maybe it is time you start living like pigs!"
(N7 upturns the garbage can and a single piece of crumbled paper falls onto the floor.)
Turian Councilor: "I- why you-"
Asari Councilor: "You- You do not even respect recycling: there is truely nothing decent left in you!"
N7: "Ohh, I hope I haven't upset you... Bongo head!"
(N7 starts playing bongos on the asari councilor's head)
Asari Councilor: "Ohhh, I should be resisting this but I'm paralysed with rage... and island rythms"
(N7 stops by the window, holding the detonator to the planted explosives in hand)
Coalition Councilors: *gasp*
N7's brain: "Alright, now to say something badass while I escape"
(N7 presses the button and the bomb explodes)
N7: "That's for employing me for eight years!"
N7's brain: "Genius"
(N7 leaps out of the window and into the get-away shuttle. It cuts back to coalition councilors perfectly fine but with their table slightly burned)
Elcor Councilor: "With unbelivable rage, for this there shall be no refuge, there shall be heaven, there shall be no hell, there shall only be vengeance and the cries of the guilty."
Note: I was bored?