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[Gileadan]

This thread gives "quad damage" a whole new meaning...

[Norhik Krios]

Depends on what kind of poet they are.

 

We could have a Krogan warrior who's idea of how to write a poetic edda reads more like death metal lyrics.

 

And I'm okay with that.

Please help me welcome, Grunt and his very own melodic death metal band "Grunt and the Grunts", performing their new hit single "May Ham"!!! LET'S ROCK!


"Bloody bloody mayhem - bloody bloody mayhem! Yeah! Yeah! Bloody bloody may ham - bloody bloody may ham! Yeah! Yeheeaaaaahh oooh!"

~epic guitar solo followed by epic drum solo followed by an even more epic guitar solo~





Too much? Okay, I know where the door is...

[rocklikeafool]

And this is how you kill your character with ecstasy and pain: Krogans + sex.

[Sifr]

If the Elcor can do Hamlet, why not have Krogan do KISS?

 

[GoldenGail3]

That would be worse than the Iron Bull romance... 

[Ahriman]

This thread gives "quad damage" a whole new meaning...

Well, you can't spell "squad" without...

 

That would be worse than the Iron Bull romance... 

At least krogans don't run around half naked, showing off their ugly pile of muscles.

[GoldenGail3]

 

At least krogans don't run around half naked, showing off their ugly pile of muscles.

 

[Rogue Unit]

No. Now stop asking for dumb stuff.

[En Es Ef Dubyu]

Might as well get used to the idea now because it's going to happen. My hope is that the krogan is gentle with the protagonist and a beast on the battlefield. No iron bull repeats. 

[TurianSpectre]

Might as well get used to the idea now because it's going to happen. My hope is that the krogan is gentle with the protagonist and a beast on the battlefield. No iron bull repeats. 

I tried to get that romance but fucked up somewhere

[rocklikeafool]

That would be worse than the Iron Bull romance... 

That romance works, because small penis syndrome. Also, lube.

 

The way they talk about Krogan mating (what little talk there is), a Krogan would basically destroy something that wasn't in its weight class.

[En Es Ef Dubyu]

That romance works, because small penis syndrome. Also, lube.

 

The way they talk about Krogan mating (what little talk there is), a Krogan would basically destroy something that wasn't in its weight class.

Human females are very flexible...count the many ways we can avoid being crushed:

 

 

 

Wonder if, due to our flexibility, salarians find human females attractive like the asari.

[GoldenGail3]

That romance works, because small penis syndrome. Also, lube.

 

The way they talk about Krogan mating (what little talk there is), a Krogan would basically destroy something that wasn't in its weight class.

Still 

[Sifr]

Please help me welcome, Grunt and his very own melodic death metal band "Grunt and the Grunts", performing their new hit single "May Ham"!!! LET'S ROCK!

 

Grunt and his band also did a thrashcore cover of Miley Cyrus, bringing suggestive new meanings to the lyrics, "I came in like a wrecking ball..."

 

[Millix]

That romance works, because small penis syndrome. Also, lube.
 
The way they talk about Krogan mating (what little talk there is), a Krogan would basically destroy something that wasn't in its weight class.

The romance doesn't have to involve sex.

[En Es Ef Dubyu]

The romance doesn't have to involve sex.

After all that talk about quads in the trilogy, it most certainly needs to. I want my f!Ryder's kro-romance climax to end with her getting sprayed across the room.

[wyrdx]

That kind of crap makes Cerberus start to look like a good idea.

[Dobbysaurus]

The romance doesn't have to involve sex.

 

There's no point to a romance without sex. 

[Millix]

There's no point to a romance without sex.

There are romances based on deep respect and emotion. Take the Josephine romance in Inquisition, for example. I have witnessed some people say that a passionate kiss is much more fueled with emotion than sex.

[Dobbysaurus]

There are romances based on deep respect and emotion. Take the Josephine romance in Inquisition, for example. I have witnessed some people say that a passionate kiss is much more fueled with emotion than sex.

 

Personally, that is too boring for me. 

 

It might work for some characters but I can't picture a Krogan being satisfied with just a kiss. Not that I want to picture a Krogan kissing or having sex *shivers*

[Millix]

Personally, that is too boring for me. 
 
It might work for some characters but I can't picture a Krogan being satisfied with just a kiss. Not that I want to picture a Krogan kissing or having sex *shivers*

I guess I see your point about Krogan, thinking back to the message from Wrex and the hilarious meeting with him after the genophage was cured.

[ModernAcademic]

Human females are very flexible...count the many ways we can avoid being crushed:

 

Wonder if, due to our flexibility, salarians find human females attractive like the asari.

 

Well,

 

'If intended to try human, would try you.'

 

- Mordin Solus, salarian scientist.

[Sifr]

Well,

 

'If intended to try human, would try you.'

 

- Mordin Solus, salarian scientist.

 

FemSheps get all the luck, I'd totally have romanced Mordin.

[Oldren Shepard]

I don't know about fallout but yes to that, I wish Shep in the 2nd game could respond to that proposal on Tuchanka.

[En Es Ef Dubyu]

FemSheps get all the luck, I'd totally have romanced Mordin.

Heh! This could very well have been the first male homosexual relationship-that-unfortunately-never-was....but could have been   :

 

 

MaleShep gets the same convo with Mordin as femShep does, just in case you didn't know.