I think I'd be in favor of a big "weird ass romance DLC" that will give the jollies to all the fans of "Rammed by the Krogan" and "Taken by the Toaster". Just 24.99...could be a gold mine!
Oh great ! not sure I will buy it though but I can't wait to watch the vids on Youtube 
They should include the Hanar romance too............
"Taken by a toaster" ..........
thanks for the good laugh !
I think I'd be in favor of a big "weird ass romance DLC" that will give the jollies to all the fans of "Rammed by the Krogan" and "Taken by the Toaster". Just 24.99...could be a gold mine!
"Taken by the Toaster" 24.99
Only if its hardware is compatible with f!Ryder's software.
I wouldn't worry. At that price it will likely come with a wide range of adapters and relevant customization options."Taken by the Toaster" 24.99
Only if its hardware is compatible with f!Ryder's software.
Oh great ! not sure I will buy it though but I can't wait to watch the vids on Youtube
They should include the Hanar romance too............
"Taken by a toaster" ..........
thanks for the good laugh !
Not the hanar again lol
Drats, forgot the hanar.Oh great ! not sure I will buy it though but I can't wait to watch the vids on Youtube
They should include the Hanar romance too............
Drats, forgot the hanar.
"Jollied by the Jellyfish" or some such...
"You are just a big horny jellyfish!"
No, Cass's romance was. I've done it three times already!
I've never done an Iron Bull romance; I heard it was lame though.
Well it's not really romantic so that might be why. It's more sex and funny bits, Which fits my tastes much better since I'm aromantic. I did solo a dragon purely to RP that my Quizzy fetched a dragon tooth by herself so she could make him a special necklace, which could qualify as a "aaww" moment I guess.
"Weird romance options"...
Gosh, I'll have to drink to that.
Lucca, STOP
I beg you
Beg harder!
Dandruff?
I'm intrigued by a Krogan romance.
If Femshep can have romantic stuff with a Turian and a Drell, she could've certainly handled a Quad.
Although, I don't particularly find Krogan "sexy".....(No offense Zip!) People found Garrus sexy because of his voice and his character.
I also didn't find Iron Bull in DAI sexy, but I made him romance my dwarf because of hilarity reasons.
And I think a FemRyder Krogan romance would be very hilarious, aka awesome.
In the trilogy at least two Asari were in a relationship with a Krogan, and if Shepard defeated the Thresher Maw on Tuchanka he/she receives a breeding request from one of the Krogan. So such a pairing would seem plausible.
F!Ryder's lower regions getting turned into a sink-hole-by-kromance jokes aside 
, I was recently made aware that Wrex (along with Garrus 
it seems) flirts with Ashley in elevator conversations. It's really obvious with Wrex:
0:01 to 0:23
This kromance thing is prolly going to happen. But as of late I would prefer maleRyder romancing a krogan. 
what's wrong with blondes?What, you prefer blondes?
come on!!!!!!! I'm sure there are sexy Krogan out there.No, just no.
come on!!!!!!! I'm sure there are sexy Krogan out there.
Show me ONE
what's wrong with blondes?
Good question.
*looks angrily, hand on the holstered Phalanx pistol*
What Krogan? The ones back in the Milky Way are all dead or dying and no sane expedition would include any for obvious reasons. Oh wait, this is basically a brand new series with no ties to the original. Never mind, go back to your disturbing anthropomorphic turtle fantasies.
What Krogan? The ones back in the Milky Way are all dead or dying and no sane expedition would include any for obvious reasons. Oh wait, this is basically a brand new series with no ties to the original. Never mind, go back to your disturbing anthropomorphic turtle fantasies.
My wild guess is they hitch a ride at the last minute, like the Voyager and Maquis.
Wrex.Show me ONE
Romance fades to black then get a critical mission failure. I don't care how.... flexible certain parts of the female anatomy are...The only reason Asari survive is sex isn't required for procreating.
If people can pork horses and be fine, porking a burly human sized space dinosaur should be fine. That and in DAI dwarves could handle Iron Bull so it's not like it'd be anything new
Show me ONE
What Krogan? The ones back in the Milky Way are all dead or dying and no sane expedition would include any for obvious reasons. Oh wait, this is basically a brand new series with no ties to the original. Never mind, go back to your disturbing anthropomorphic turtle fantasies.
This expedition isn't sane. Much like the Biower fanbase It's essentially an intergalactic loony bin, which perfectly explains the krogan presence(and likely that of kromance).
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