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[Stakrin]

So, I will post a species at the bottom of my message, and the next poster will explain to me why they shouldn't be in ME:A, on the ark. Then, they will end their post by saying a different species, and it will carry on from there.

I'll start off easy. Even though I don't like it.

Vorcha.

[Saikyo_McRyu]

Inapplicable. You can't go without Vorcha Master Baits or patpatpatLOL or whatever he calls himself these days.

[EpicNewb]

If any council race gets excluded I think it'll be

 

Turians

 

Reasons for them not to be in the game?

[Monster A-Go Go]

Chaffing of the love interest, obviously.

 

Now, hanar on the other hand...

[Abramsrunner]

Too many tentacles.

 

 

 

Although, Protheans are a different story.

[Urizen]

I´m not even answering that one.

 

Now, I love meatballs, erm, I meant Volus

[Zarro Khai]

We need the Volus. And their Biotic God.

 

But I can't see Drells coming though.....

[LightningPoodle]

They just suck the life out of the room with their Kepral Syndrome and their depressing remembrance of the past.

 

Let's not forget the walking tanks, the Elcor.

[Arcian]

No one liked their rendition of Hamlet.

 

Quarians.

[Zazzerka]

What species is that, Han?

[TurianSpectre]

Bring them all back.

The setting isn't going to be made more interesting by taking an axe to it.

I agree why leave any race that was in the game previously out... just seems stupid

[EpicNewb]

Salarians seem to be the least popular Council Race.

 

Why should Salarians be excluded?

[Epyon]

Krogan were needed for manual labor purposes and just like Shepard, the guys selecting Ark species had to choose between them.

 

Geth.

[LightningPoodle]

Krogan were needed for manual labor purposes and just like Shepard, the guys selecting Ark species had to choose between them.

Geth.

Their flashlight heads kept triggering epilepsy.

Lets not forget the blue humans, the Asari.

[DuskWanderer]

Everyone realized how pointless they actually were. 

 

Wasn't answered, so try again. Why no volus?

[JenMaxon]

Their suits puncture too easily.  Wouldn't happen to a Yahg.

[LightningPoodle]

They give the worst suck jobs in the galaxy.

Edit: That was for the Yahg's.

What about... Humans?

[Halfdan The Menace]

Because they will conquer everything.


Yahg?

[LightningPoodle]

Because they will conquer everything.Yahg?

Their habit of turning every other aliens femur into a toothpick could be a problem.

Krogan.

[Stakrin]

We actually tried to take Krogan on board. They felt threatened and kept charging into reactors. They are all dead now...

At least Quarians know their way around a ship.

[JenMaxon]

They're a dying race - could be outbred nowadays by the Rachni

 

Edit: damn too slow - that was for Tuchanka krogans.  Still there were two reasons against Yahgs too.

 

We don't have chairs wide enough to fit Quarian buttocks.  Rachni don't have buttocks.

[LightningPoodle]

Their orchestral music can get really quite bothersome after a while.

Now how about the Turians.

[Monster A-Go Go]

They don't have buttocks.  We'd have to install special Rachni bathrooms on the ark and who has the time?  (ninja'd)

 

Took too long calibrating their luggage and got left behind.

 

Asari

[LightningPoodle]

They don't have buttocks. We'd have to install special Rachni bathrooms on the ark and who has the time? (ninja'd)

Took too long calibrating their luggage and got left behind.

Asari

I like that one.

A thousand years is a long time. Before you know it, we'll all die out and they'll be left in charge of another galaxy.

Salarians.

[Abramsrunner]

Because Javik ate all their livers.

 

How about the Yahg?