I know you've soloed more Platinum than I ever will, but that doesn't give you the right to make stuff up.
You're right about that, Arkhne. The Seventh Amendment to the World Constitution of 1346 says clearly (and I quote): "Yo, check it out, y'all. Don't be neither frontin' nor be making s**t up. Don't matter if you gots mad skillz or otherwise. Word."
I had lots of time to study legal history after I was sold to Barbary Coast pirates as a small boy. Before I grew into a large woman, I was forced to care for the alpacas on board the ship. After the morning feedings and surgeries, I was allowed to make use of Captain Argh's extensive library.
It was a hard life, but the lessons I learned made me the vampire wizard bandit I am today. And through it all, the principle that sustained me was the knowledge that I didn't have the right to make things up.