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[Onewomanarmy]

Dammmmmmittt where are all my likes when I need them the most?!

[MrGoldarm]

Talk about your nipples more.  Be sure to mention the third, named Milky, but be sure to clarify that the discharge only looks and tastes like milk.  Ask them if they enjoy the taste of milk.  Ask if anyone has Oreos.  Then sing "My Milkshake Brings All The Reapers To The Citadel" in a robotic voice (autotune, if available).  Keep autotune on and fart into the mic (make sure it's a multi-pitched tone.  Control is key), but blame the dog.  Then wait 5 minutes in silence and finally admit you don't have a dog.  It was your goldfish. Ask how old their mothers are.  Ask if their mothers like goldfish.  Ask if their mothers like goldfish covered in milky discharge.  Thank everyone for being your friend (then play the theme song to Friends or The Golden Girls).

 

Most people usually disconnect by wave 4.  Solo the rest, and you will have top score.  If you do not, it is time to uninstall and see a doctor about your milky discharge and goldfish fetish. 

Holy crap!

[xelander]

Go forth and conquer!

[rspanther]

I'll play a juggy, you will be guaranteed to not finish last.

[Catastrophy]

I'll play a juggy, you will be guaranteed to not finish last.

But what if we all pick Juggies?

[rspanther]

But what if we all pick Juggies?

That will just make it easier for me.

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

But what if we all pick Juggies?

 

Let's make this happen....................

[Onewomanarmy]

Let's make this happen....................

 

Alrighty then, let's party.

 

[Arktinen]

^ ^^  Have done that a few times at least on Gold, siege pulse galore! The Picard gif pretty much sums it up, thanks Nightman.

Iirc, I giggled like a girl through the whole match -- same as playing an full-volus-team btw.

[Lvca_gr]

I you want to git gud OP, you have to challenge yourself. Step out of your comfort zone. Play with kits and guns you're not used to play with. Use more no/little fitness builds, forget about Cyclonics. And:

 

Go forth and conquer!

 

Try themed challenges. I know I've become a way better player after doing solo challenges. I'm still a scrub, but a better scrub 

[rspanther]

I've maxed out all my weapons except like three or four. I ave Hurricane X, Reegar Carbine X, and Black Widow X. And I've clocked hundreds of hours. I mean.... it's truly a clinical issue.

 

And yet I've never been able to champion at the top of most PUGs. There is always someone better than me in every game... I mean of course, in maybe 10% of games I come out on top.

 

Do people score so high by nuking spawns? Is that what they do? 

 

What!

To keep up I would have to have nuked every spawn.

 

Spoiler

Good games.    Hope to have some more later.

[yrael]

For what it's worth, I played a few matches with Addictress and she did really well (while I embarrassed myself by trying out a new kit). One "problem" I noticed is that she's too polite/too much of a team player to do things like running off on her own (thus abandoning the team, which was what I did in our second match) or scorewhoring (like one of our pugs did, but JOKE'S ON YOU, PUG, I OUTSCORED YOU ANYWAY).

[Quarian Master Race]

Funny, I can never rank lower than 1st, though that probably speaks more to garbage PS3 pugs than any outstanding ability on my part.

[Onewomanarmy]

Funny, I can never rank lower than 1st, though that probably speaks more to garbage PS3 pugs than any outstanding ability on my part.

 

So modest like always QMR

 

You should try the Xan helpline thread of the same title  

[GeneralXIV]

Funny, I can never rank lower than 1st, though that probably speaks more to garbage PS3 pugs than any outstanding ability on my part.

 

Ive played with you... its outstanding ability for sure

[MeetYourNanny]

so what?

 

i mean if it bothers u that much play a bronze solo and u are bound to finish 1st!

[Onewomanarmy]

^ That's good advice Nanny 

[GeneralXIV]

^ That's good advice Nanny 

 

I dont think I could do a game by myself even if I tried haha

[MeetYourNanny]

I dont think I could do a game by myself even if I tried haha

u could try bronze

[MeetYourNanny]

^ That's good advice Nanny 

today is monday i am full of good advices ...

[GeneralXIV]

u could try bronze

 

I would totally die haha I only have 2 medigel...

[MeetYourNanny]

I would totally die haha I only have 2 medigel...

ah ok. when u get some more consumables try it.. just for fun... i did all those stupid solo runs just to get two banners (one of them i never used at all).

 

but all in all playing a solo match in a coop game is a form of masturbation and i hate it...

[Onewomanarmy]

I dont think I could do a game by myself even if I tried haha

 

Me neither LOL

 

Edit: I have 7 medigel but I probably still won't be able to do it. 

[Arktinen]

You could try it on bronze with some ridiculously sturdy kit like the Jugg (might not even need that many gels). That's what I did for the first solos. Actually ended up soloing a lot at some point, when still didn't have my own account, and just didn't find games, so decided to go by myself.

It gives a nice morale boost, just knowing you can survive it on your own (even with an OP kit, yes we know guys, but have to start somewhere). And hey, if you mess it up, there's nobody around to witness it, so can just start again!

[GeneralXIV]

I might try the juggernaut or an infiltrator alone... ill probably end up getting scared of having so many enemies and end up quitting though haha