61 respuestas en este tema

[Saikyo_McRyu]

APPLICATION TO PARTICIPATE IN ANDROMEDA MISSION (Version 1.1)

 

Race

[] Human
[] Turian
[] Salarian
[] Asari
[] Krogan
[] Drell
[] Drell, not of Kahje Origin
[] Batarian
[] Other*

Sex

[] Yes
[] No*
[] Not Sure

Gender

[] Male
[] Female
[] Multiple
[] Don't Know
[] Ask Me in Five Minutes
[] Keebler
[] Thursday
[] Vorcha
[] Asari
[] ASSUMING CONTROL

Sexual Preference

[] Monosexual
[] Homosexual
[] Bisexual
[] Multisexual
[] Asari
[] Asexual*

Are You Hot?

[] Yes
[] No*
[] Vorcha

PLEASE POST TO:

CITADEL COUNCIL
Andromeda Committee
We'll Bang OK? Section
Angry Fanboy Wish Fulfillment Desk (J1145)

The Citadel, Presidum 22202

*= if selected, please post to the following address:

Andromeda Committee
Priority Application Processing
Incinerator Room QQ988801
The Citadel, Fuldgigen Ward 43876

 

ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED IS HEREBY DESIGNATED THE PROPERTY OF ELECTRONIC ARTS, INC.

[Zazzerka]

I call shotgun.

[Miserybot]

hilarious

 

...No, really, it's hilarious. Quality post. Top notch. The greatest ever. What? You think because the word "hilarious" directly above has been reduced in size to perhaps convey a certain feeling of snide sarcasm? Honestly, if that's how you feel, the only logical conclusion is that you're projecting. So, really, at the end of day, the only one here that could logically be blamed -- is you.

 

Check & Mate random person whom hasn't even begun the argument and perhaps I'm just really bored and felt like typing something weird and am such currently typing in a self aware way to show to everyone that I am not completely insane but I digress as this turkey has now been baked in a metaphorical sense let me add and let me also add I had to take a second to spellcheck the word metaphorical oh there we go typed it perfectly that time way to go me. 

[nfi42]

Space Hamster?

[TurianSpectre]

What the actual f**k lol

[Broke]

Hello

 

I want to "ASSUME CONTROL", but I can't choose my race (Reaper)

 

What `should I do ?

[nfi42]

Hello

 

I want to "ASSUME CONTROL", but I can't choose my race (Reaper)

 

What `should I do ?

 

Obviously,  you have to kill them and then they'll let you apply.

[Broke]

Obviously,  you have to kill them and then they'll let you apply.

 

Thank you

 

I WILL ASSUME CONTROL

[TurianSpectre]

Well im a straight hot male turian who likes sex so im pretty much covered

[Zarro Khai]

Are you hot?

Vorcha?

The hell's wrong with a Vorcha?!

[TurianSpectre]

Are you hot?

Vorcha?

The hell's wrong with a Vorcha?!

Well Geth dont really have sexual preference so there you go lol

[Norhik Krios]

Well im a straight hot male turian who likes sex so im pretty much covered

Covered, huh?
Careful with the words you choose.  

Except you are into that kind of thing, I'm no one who judges, but beware, I may be open minded, but I'm not open behind it! 

[nfi42]

Well im a straight hot male turian who likes sex so im pretty much covered

 

 

I had to google to read up on starfish gender and I still don't know if I can go.

 

btw  Googling "starfish sex"  is nsfw.  I loled.

[Giant ambush beetle]

APPLICATION TO PARTICIPATE IN ANDROMEDA MISSION (Version 1.1)
 
Race

[] Human
[] Turian
[] Salarian
[] Asari
[] Krogan
[] Drell
[] Drell, not of Kahje Origin
[] Batarian
[] Other*

Sex

[] Yes
[] No*
[] Not Sure

Gender

[] Male
[] Female
[] Multiple
[] Don't Know
[] Ask Me in Five Minutes
[] Keebler
[] Thursday
[] Vorcha
[] Asari
[] ASSUMING CONTROL

Sexual Preference

[] Monosexual
[] Homosexual
[] Bisexual
[] Multisexual
[] Asari
[] Asexual*

Are You Hot?

[] Yes
[] No*
[] Vorcha

PLEASE POST TO:

CITADEL COUNCIL
Andromeda Committee
We'll Bang OK? Section
Angry Fanboy Wish Fulfillment Desk (J1145)
The Citadel, Presidum 22202

*= if selected, please post to the following address:

Andromeda Committee
Priority Application Processing
Incinerator Room QQ988801
The Citadel, Fuldgigen Ward 43876
 
ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED IS HEREBY DESIGNATED THE PROPERTY OF ELECTRONIC ARTS, INC.

...............

I'll have a double cheeseburger, fries with extra dip, and a large Diet Coke.

[TurianSpectre]

Covered, huh?
Careful with the words you choose.  

Except you are into that kind of thing, I'm no one who judges, but beware, I maybe open minded, but I'm not open behind it! 

Yeah i think the message got lost in translation lol

[Monk]

Someone has a thing for Keebler elves.

[UpUpAway95]

...............

I'll have a double cheeseburger, fries with extra dip, and a large Diet Coke.

 

Same... with popcorn.

[Hadeedak]

...Hey.

 

APPLICATION TO PARTICIPATE IN ANDROMEDA MISSION (Version 1.1)

 

[] No*

[] Asexual*


*= if selected, please post to the following address:

Andromeda Committee
Priority Application Processing
Incinerator Room QQ988801
The Citadel, Fuldgigen Ward 43876

 

 

 

I'm asexual, but I can make mead (and many fine beverages), bread, grow crops and build things. Can I come anyway?

[Saikyo_McRyu]

...Hey.

 

 

 

I'm asexual, but I can make mead (and many fine beverages), bread, grow crops and build things. Can I come anyway?

 

Yes.

 

But you have to be assigned as a romance understudy just in case. Unless you are not hot. In which case please follow directions for Priority Application Processing

[LightningPoodle]

Spoiler

APPLICATION TO PARTICIPATE IN ANDROMEDA MISSION (Version 1.1)

 

Race

[] Human
[x] Turian
[] Salarian
[] Asari
[] Krogan
[] Drell
[] Drell, not of Kahje Origin
[] Batarian
[] Other*

Sex

[x] Yes
[] No*
[] Not Sure

Gender

[] Male
[] Female
[] Multiple
[] Don't Know
[x] Ask Me in Five Minutes
[] Keebler
[] Thursday
[] Vorcha
[] Asari
[] ASSUMING CONTROL

Sexual Preference

[] Monosexual
[] Homosexual
[] Bisexual
[] Multisexual
[x] Asari
[] Asexual*

Are You Hot?

[] Yes
[] No*
[x] Vorcha

PLEASE POST TO:

CITADEL COUNCIL
Andromeda Committee
We'll Bang OK? Section
Angry Fanboy Wish Fulfillment Desk (J1145)

The Citadel, Presidum 22202

*= if selected, please post to the following address:

Andromeda Committee
Priority Application Processing
Incinerator Room QQ988801
The Citadel, Fuldgigen Ward 43876

 

ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED IS HEREBY DESIGNATED THE PROPERTY OF ELECTRONIC ARTS, INC.

 

Application complete and sent off. Now, when do I get my harem?

[straykat]

Someone has a thing for Keebler elves.

 

I think Chips Ahoy should be the official cookie of Andromeda. Not this Keebler ****.

[TurianSpectre]

The hot sexy turian over here is still getting to go?

[Blueblood]

I'm stuck on race. I'm generally a very racially confused person, I mean a lot of people say to me "you jelly?" and that makes me kind of wonder if I'm maybe Hanar? But I don't realise it because I was raised by Humans on Earth and identify myself as Human and so haven't... really... noticed? Kind of like Ellie the Mammoth in Ice Age 2 who thinks she's an opossum. Also, I spent a lot of time in bodies of water, like paddling pools and the like, and I spend ages in the shower and bath. But I don't want my form to be incinerated so I'll go with Asari, because they have tentacles like I maybe do if I'm maybe a Hanar.

So basically, I'm a racially confused Human who thinks she's a Hanar who identifies herself as being a Human but who for simplicity's sake will put my race down as Asari because of the tentacles we don't actually share. I hope that's alright. I'm not good with applications.


Sigh, I hate application forms. I can never be straightforward with them.

[CrimsonN7]

APPLICATION TO PARTICIPATE IN ANDROMEDA MISSION (Version 1.1)

 

Race

[] Human
[] Turian
[] Salarian
[] Asari
[] Krogan
[] Drell
[] Drell, not of Kahje Origin
[] Batarian
[] Other*

Sex

[] Yes
[] No*
[] Not Sure

Gender

[] Male
[] Female
[] Multiple
[] Don't Know
[] Ask Me in Five Minutes
[] Keebler
[] Thursday
[] Vorcha
[] Asari
[] ASSUMING CONTROL

Sexual Preference

[] Monosexual
[] Homosexual
[] Bisexual
[] Multisexual
[] Asari
[] Asexual*

Are You Hot?

[] Yes
[] No*
[] Vorcha

PLEASE POST TO:

CITADEL COUNCIL
Andromeda Committee
We'll Bang OK? Section
Angry Fanboy Wish Fulfillment Desk (J1145)

The Citadel, Presidum 22202

*= if selected, please post to the following address:

Andromeda Committee
Priority Application Processing
Incinerator Room QQ988801
The Citadel, Fuldgigen Ward 43876

 

ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED IS HEREBY DESIGNATED THE PROPERTY OF ELECTRONIC ARTS, INC.

 

I ruined my last form, can I have another?

[Beerfish]

Obviously a Korean Grille model with good head knowledge started this thread.