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[DuskWanderer]

Tupari. Just ads in the Milky Way because the real stuff was all smuggled on the Ark Ship

 

 

 

What other joke topic stuff does ME:A need. 

[Shinrai]

1.) Niftu Cal like Cult of Biotic Gods! (you can be part of it as honorary member after some kind of trial or destroy it from the inside)

 

2.) Some kind of overly destructive weapon (like the Fatman of Fallout 4, but with stuffed krogan or blasto nukes. Enkindle this! )

[Spectre-61]

Some old Blasto vids, definitely! 

[nfi42]

needs aliens that are alien.

[Hammerstorm]

Some turian that claim that all andromedan aliens are racists!

 

And of course some Andromedan alien that say: You MW-aliens look all the same.

 

[Draining Dragon]

More cowbell.

[Remix-General Aetius]

Chris Taub

 

[PunchFaceReporter]

Humanity's most loved and adored news reporter, Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani!

[Fogg]

Fornax editors coming along to discover new species

[Cheviot]

Tupari. Just ads in the Milky Way because the real stuff was all smuggled on the Ark Ship

Kind of off topic, but I knew a man who went three days without a Tupari.  He got hit by a shuttle!

[Spectr61]

Red Sand!

[UniformGreyColor]

Technically I think WE are actually the aliens in this one.

[Hadeedak]

One elderly aloe vera plant, worshipped by a tiny civilization that lives under its leaves!

 

The mystery will be how the aloe got to Andromeda before us.

 

​It will never be solved.

[DuskWanderer]

One elderly aloe vera plant, worshipped by a tiny civilization that lives under its leaves!

 

The mystery will be how the aloe got to Andromeda before us.

 

​It will never be solved.

We already know that one. They're the descendants of the pie man cult living under Skyhold. 

[Ruadh]

The 'evolution of the cat' storyline from Red Dwarf. But with space hamsters.

[Blueblood]

Andromeda needs endorsements. It needs to be the favourite place in the universe for someone.

[Miserybot]

Eyebrows?

[Hadeedak]

Eyebrows?

 

A planet populate mostly by eyebrows, an inch deep on the surface. Every day, they follow the sun, wriggling their sightless bodies towards the heat, blind to predators. Some of the less fortunate will be consumed by the giant starfish-like carnivores that are the only other species present, but it won't even put a dent in their sheer numbers. Descent onto the planet ensures your ankles will be covered in hairy wiggling things, and your boots occasionally doused in starfish digestive juice as the predator writhes after its legion of prey, leaving a trail of slime and eyebrow parts.

[SKAR]

Andromeda needs endorsements. It needs to be the favourite place in the universe for someone.

This is Pathfinder Ryder and this is my favorite galaxy in the universe.

[LiechockiRJ]

Heart.

like Mass Effect 1.

[Hadeedak]

Heart.

like Mass Effect 1.

 

 

I'd prefer a secondary eyelid.

[The Dank Warden]

Cheese, like DA series and aliens that can't speak english (yes, like i can't...)

[The Elcor Spectre]

Blasto 8: Galactic Domination!

[wolfsite]

A Fish Dog Food Shack serving fresh Varren Skewers and with a neon sign of a Krogan running into an oversized glass of Ryncol.

[pkypereira]

Cerberus

 

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