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[Snorka]

I've heard on good authority what really happened at Bioware before the launch of Dragon Age Inquisition...

 

TEAM MEETING

 

Team leader: assistant, get me a coffee!

 

Assistant: yes sir

 

Head designer: wow, your assistant is HOT!

 

Team leader: she's not too bright though, but like i always say "aesthetics are more important the function" 

 

Head designer: so true

 

Team leader: show me these new hair designs

 

Head designer: shows designs

 

Team leader: WOW! they look fantastic! so dynamic

 

Head designer: thanks boss, we worked really hard on getting them to move in the wind like that

 

Team leader: excellent, that's a wrap the fans will be blown away! go put them in the freezer to keep them fresh until we go gold! 

 

Assistant: sir, here is your hot chocolate. 

 

MEETING PRIOR TO GOING GOLD

 

Team leader: I'm hungry, assistant! go reheat my potato bake 

 

Assistant: yes sir

 

Head designer: hmm, dat ass

 

Team leader: I know right, anyway how's those hair...

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

Team leader: what the hell was that?

 

Assistant: walks in, I'm sorry sir the microwave blew up!

 

Team leader: did you take the foil off the potato bake?

 

Assistant: was i supposed to?

 

Head designer: the microwave blew up? OH NO! how are we going to defrost those hair designs in time?

 

Team leader: we cant, they will have to go into the game like that, we will need a new microwave too.

 

Assistant: I feel terrible, i will order the microwave

 

MONTHS AFTER LAUNCH

 

Team leader: the game has been well received and the spoils of Avvar is ready for launch tomorrow, are the Avvar hair designs ready?

 

Head designer: we still don't have a microwave!

 

Team leader: you mean those hair designs are still in the freezer? they must be frozen stiff! assistant where is the microwave?

 

Assistant: what's a microwave?

 

Team leader: that's it, go! your fired!

 

Head designer: dat ass

 

Team leader: yes dat ass, assistant wait! I'm promoting you to head designer...

[Shechinah]

I want this one; http://leon9606.tumb...ge/146899792972

 

Would be nice with some hair dye options too like partially one color and partially another.

[TurianSpectre]

I've heard on good authority what really happened at Bioware before the launch of Dragon Age Inquisition...

 

TEAM MEETING

 

Team leader: assistant, get me a coffee!

 

Assistant: yes sir

 

Head designer: wow, your assistant is HOT!

 

Team leader: she's not too bright though, but like i always say "aesthetics are more important the function" 

 

Head designer: so true

 

Team leader: Show me these new hair designs

 

Head designer: shows designs

 

Team leader: WOW! they look fantastic! so dynamic

 

Head designer: thanks boss, we worked really hard on getting them to move in the wind like that

 

Team leader: excellent, that's a wrap the fans will be blown away! go put them in the freezer to keep them fresh until we go gold! 

 

Assistant: sir, here is your hot chocolate. 

 

MEETING PRIOR TO GOING GOLD

 

Team leader: I'm hungry, assistant! go reheat my potato bake 

 

Assistant: yes sir

 

Head designer: hmm, dat ass

 

Team leader: I know right, anyway how's those hair...

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

Team leader: what the hell was that?

 

Assistant: walks in, I'm sorry sir the microwave blew up!

 

Team leader: did you take the foil off the potato bake?

 

Assistant: was i supposed to?

 

Head designer: The microwave blew up? OH NO! how are we going to defrost those hair designs in time?

 

Team leader: we cant, they will have to going into the game like that, we will need a new microwave too.

 

Assistant: I feel terrible, i will order the microwave

 

MONTHS AFTER LAUNCH

 

Team leader: the game has been well received and the spoils of Avvar is ready for launch tomorrow, are the Avvar hair designs ready?

 

Head designer: we still don't have a microwave!

 

Team leader: you mean those hair designs are still in the freezer? they must be frozen stiff! assistant where is the microwave?

 

Assistant: what's a microwave?

 

Team leader: that's it, go! your fired!

 

Head designer: dat ass

 

Team leader: yes dat ass, assistant wait! I'm promoting you to head designer...

So damn true!

[Catastrophy]

We're hairless.

 

Yours,

 

Asari

[Jukaga]

I'm hoping they keep the 84 kinda of Santa beards from DAI.

 

Seriously look at the new Tomb Raiders and Witcher 3 on how to do good hair.

[ZipZap2000]

We're hairless.

Yours,

Asari

Not anymore you're not.

[GoldenGail3]

We're hairless.

 

Yours,

 

Asari

We're getting you hair

 

Seriously

 

The Dev Team

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

Couldn't you have bumped the other hair threads? Whenever I come here, I usually only check two places: my notifications and my posts.

[TurianSpectre]

We're hairless.

 

Yours,

 

Asari

P.S. So are us turians

[ZipZap2000]

P.S. So are us turians

Until you get the Asaru treatment.

Turians with ragged mohawks or worse.....feathers.

[TurianSpectre]

Until you get the Asaru treatment.

Turians with ragged mohawks or worse.....feathers.

Hey i would look pretty fetching with feathers

[Lucca_de_Neon]

Hey i would look pretty fetching with feathers

Almost like one of those old dusters!

[TurianSpectre]

Almost like one of those old dusters!

Not that far haha

[ZipZap2000]

Almost like one of those old dusters!

Or a chicken.

*Chews Varren*

[Kabooooom]

Until you get the Asaru treatment.

Turians with ragged mohawks or worse.....feathers.

The realization that many dinosaurs had feathers was one of the more interesting (and logical) scientific discoveries that has been made during my lifetime.

But I swear if they ever released a remake of Jurassic Park where the dinosaurs are feathered it would absolutely ruin my childhood.

And it would ruin Turians too, for the same reason.

Redesigns are stupid. I just don't understand them in games, unless there is a massive visual difference between the remakes (like if they remade a SNES rpg on modern consoles, for example). Just apply that creativity to creating new alien species.

[straykat]

The realization that many dinosaurs had feathers was one of the more interesting (and logical) scientific discoveries that has been made during my lifetime.

But I swear if they ever released a remake of Jurassic Park where the dinosaurs are feathered it would absolutely ruin my childhood.

And it would ruin Turians too, for the same reason.

Redesigns are stupid. I just don't understand them in games, unless there is a massive visual difference between the remakes (like if they remade a SNES rpg on modern consoles, for example). Just apply that creativity to creating new alien species.

 

It's even sillier when they don't admit it and act like they always meant it that way..

 

See: Qunari

 

As if they weren't capable before (See: Desire Demons and Ogres).

[Kabooooom]

It's even sillier when they don't admit it and act like they always meant it that way..

See: Qunari

As if they weren't capable before (See: Desire Demons and Ogres).

I haven't read many of the posts about the whole eyebrowed Asari thing - mostly because out of the things I'm concerned about for Andromeda it is at the bottom of the list....but has Bioware acknowledged it yet? Like, did they say "oh we always intended it that way" or "yeah we kinda fucked that up a little didn't we?" Because it would be an easy enough fix - just make them like Liara's: skin pigment.

Otherwise it's...honestly a pretty stupid artistic redesign. It doesn't bother me that much, but it is probably the dumbest redesign change I've ever seen, solely because it is 100% unnecessary and the only change that was made.

[goishen]

I haven't read many of the posts about the whole eyebrowed Asari thing - mostly because out of the things I'm concerned about for Andromeda it is at the bottom of the list....but has Bioware acknowledged it yet? Like, did they say "oh we always intended it that way" or "yeah we kinda fucked that up a little didn't we?" Because it would be an easy enough fix - just make them like Liara's: skin pigment.

Otherwise it's...honestly a pretty stupid artistic redesign. It doesn't bother me that much, but it is probably the dumbest redesign change I've ever seen, solely because it is 100% unnecessary and the only change that was made.

 

 

Well, kind of. 

 

WE got Mike Gamble (I believe) tweeting about, "Oh yah, the asari don't have eyebrows?"  *pic of Liara from ME1 with eyebrows or at least them drawn on*  Of course, I don't see why anyone would think that somebody from another race would find another race's facial hair as interesting.  That would be like teen wolf becoming popular today, so everybody puts on the facial hair of teen wolf. 

 

I mean, WTF?

[Jukaga]

Here's hoping for a ME:A Explorer and proper Asari (among other) mods to fix the uglies.

[Spirit Vanguard]

The realization that many dinosaurs had feathers was one of the more interesting (and logical) scientific discoveries that has been made during my lifetime.

But I swear if they ever released a remake of Jurassic Park where the dinosaurs are feathered it would absolutely ruin my childhood.

And it would ruin Turians too, for the same reason.

Redesigns are stupid. I just don't understand them in games, unless there is a massive visual difference between the remakes (like if they remade a SNES rpg on modern consoles, for example). Just apply that creativity to creating new alien species.

 

I agree -- no Jurassic remake with feathers (because I can't help but imagine giant chickens...  ). But I think we're mostly safe on that front. In the new Jurassic World there was a dialogue line in there that the dinosaurs should have feathers and generally look very different, but they don't because they were engineered for the desired appearance, not accuracy. 

[KotorEffect3]

A male who's realized his time is gone. And guns make up for the loss.

 

I'm not insulting it btw. I'll get there soon enough.

Eh I still have plenty though I think my hairline is beginning to recede.  If I do end up going bald in a few years time though it still works for me.  Less time and money spent on shampoo and haircuts.  Going bald is practical.

[Blueblood]

Maybe they won't put in any hairstyles. Maybe they'll tell us to just headcanon their hairstyles. Which means if you don't have much of an imagination, you're screwed.

[Tex]

Well, kind of. 
 
WE got Mike Gamble (I believe) tweeting about, "Oh yah, the asari don't have eyebrows?"  *pic of Liara from ME1 with eyebrows or at least them drawn on*  Of course, I don't see why anyone would think that somebody from another race would find another race's facial hair as interesting.  That would be like teen wolf becoming popular today, so everybody puts on the facial hair of teen wolf. 
 
I mean, WTF?

Well this doesn't bode well.

[SKAR]

That asari is as ugly as throwing up while running uphill

Everything you sisd just sucks. Nothin wrong with the Asari. I swear give someone dimples and all of a sudden they're monsters.