I've heard on good authority what really happened at Bioware before the launch of Dragon Age Inquisition...
TEAM MEETING
Team leader: assistant, get me a coffee!
Assistant: yes sir
Head designer: wow, your assistant is HOT!
Team leader: she's not too bright though, but like i always say "aesthetics are more important the function"
Head designer: so true
Team leader: show me these new hair designs
Head designer: shows designs
Team leader: WOW! they look fantastic! so dynamic
Head designer: thanks boss, we worked really hard on getting them to move in the wind like that
Team leader: excellent, that's a wrap the fans will be blown away! go put them in the freezer to keep them fresh until we go gold!
Assistant: sir, here is your hot chocolate.
MEETING PRIOR TO GOING GOLD
Team leader: I'm hungry, assistant! go reheat my potato bake
Assistant: yes sir
Head designer: hmm, dat ass
Team leader: I know right, anyway how's those hair...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Team leader: what the hell was that?
Assistant: walks in, I'm sorry sir the microwave blew up!
Team leader: did you take the foil off the potato bake?
Assistant: was i supposed to?
Head designer: the microwave blew up? OH NO! how are we going to defrost those hair designs in time?
Team leader: we cant, they will have to go into the game like that, we will need a new microwave too.
Assistant: I feel terrible, i will order the microwave
MONTHS AFTER LAUNCH
Team leader: the game has been well received and the spoils of Avvar is ready for launch tomorrow, are the Avvar hair designs ready?
Head designer: we still don't have a microwave!
Team leader: you mean those hair designs are still in the freezer? they must be frozen stiff! assistant where is the microwave?
Assistant: what's a microwave?
Team leader: that's it, go! your fired!
Head designer: dat ass
Team leader: yes dat ass, assistant wait! I'm promoting you to head designer...





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