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[MrBSN2017]

Physically everything is on point; hip, waist to chest ratio 10/10. The problem is in the personalities. Each and every romance option seemed to have some sort of emotional baggage and/or socially awkward. It felt like I was picking up girls with serious daddy issues at the bar.

Can we/me/whoever, just get one normal crew member to sleep with?

[Serza]

And here I thought "Hot" could only be used in the context of "Good looking" when related to women. BSN proves me wrong once more.

 

I can not remember encountering a perfect person such as the one you describe in the duration my being upon this world.

...or maybe I can... their brains were a turn off by then...

[TheJediSaint]

Bioware doesn't do well-adjusted love interests.

[Miserybot]

Wow! It's ingenious!

[Furisco]

MrBSN2017

[10K]

I hope there are no romances. Go play pokemon go, and go meet people.

[Slotts' BlastProcessor]

Bunz.

[Draining Dragon]

You're right. We do need more female turians as romance options.

[ObserverStatus]

Physically everything is on point; hip, waist to chest ratio 10/10. The problem is in the personalities. Each and every romance option seemed to have some sort of emotional baggage and/or socially awkward. It felt like I was picking up girls with serious daddy issues at the bar.

Can we/me/whoever, just get one normal crew member to sleep with?

They already tried that with Jacob, BioWare fans don't know how to appreciate normal crew members.

[Dobbysaurus]

You're right. We do need more female turians as romance options.

 

You keep your chickeny turians. I want some hot Salarians! 

[Seboist]

Aracely Arambula surrogate waifu or bust.

[Dobbysaurus]

Aracely Arambula surrogate waifu or bust.

 

Bioware doesn't have the capabilities to produce someone good looking like that. 

[Seboist]

Bioware doesn't have the capabilities to produce someone good looking like that. 

True, if the Ivonne Strahovski Miranda is anything to go by, they'd botch it pretty badly.

[ZipZap2000]

I much prefer to have the broken hot chick with daddy issues.

For reasons they may not appear obvious to BSN-virgins and RPG nerds.

Breeding request rejected.

*Sips Ryncol*

[Tex]

I much prefer to have the broken hot chick with daddy issues.
For reasons they may not appear obvious to BSN-virgins and RPG nerds.
Breeding request rejected.
*Sips Ryncol*

I knew it Zips the Charlie Sheen of Krogans lol

[Cyonan]

Hotter than Kasumi? Not actually possible.

 

Kasumi is perfection.

[SofaJockey]

... Each and every romance option seemed to have some sort of emotional baggage and/or socially awkward. It felt like I was picking up girls with serious daddy issues at the bar.

Can we/me/whoever, just get one normal crew member to sleep with?

 

The 'baggage' is called character, plot and story.

 

I appreciate these might be parts you usually skip through,

but it's not a banging simulator, OP.

[ZipZap2000]

I knew it Zips the Charlie Sheen of Krogans lol

I've been awake for three days eating mindfish with the Terra Firma Twins and Matriarch Tellani.

*Sips Tigerblood*

[MrBSN2017]

The 'baggage' is called character, plot and story.

I appreciate these might be parts you usually skip through,
but it's not a banging simulator, OP.

No I get its not a banging simulator. I wouldn't even call it a dating simulator, more like one night stand simulator with minute man Shepard.

Remove the romance and it's a therapist simulator. ME2 really irked me with all the issues everyone had, and if you didn't attend to everyone's feelings, they threw a temper tantrum and died on you. Puts a whole new meaning to Suicide mission.

[Hadeedak]

Well adjusted characters get bagged on for being boring.

 

See Kaidan for details.

 

(Or to a lesser extent, Josie.)

[Zarro Khai]

No I get its not a banging simulator. I wouldn't even call it a dating simulator, more like one night stand simulator with minute man Shepard.

Remove the romance and it's a therapist simulator. ME2 really irked me with all the issues everyone had, and if you didn't attend to everyone's feelings, they threw a temper tantrum and died on you. Puts a whole new meaning to Suicide mission.

 

This is the best description of the entire plotline of ME2. Well done OP, well done.

[Hair Serious Business]

I have great idea regarding personality issues, give us girl with huge boobs and make her mute trough entire game...10/10 personality right there!

[Onewomanarmy]

Well adjusted characters get bagged on for being boring.

 

See Kaidan for details.

 

(Or to a lesser extent, Josie.)

 

True! I liked Kaidan, he was my Li

[Seboist]

I have great idea regarding personality issues, give us girl with huge boobs and make her mute trough entire game...10/10 personality right there!

They're meant to be seen, not heard, as they say.

[straykat]

You'd think a guy who pimps himself out (apparently) in his avatar and gets all "Real" on people wouldn't be surprised. Anytime I go out, it's nothing but drama. Worse even.