Physically everything is on point; hip, waist to chest ratio 10/10. The problem is in the personalities. Each and every romance option seemed to have some sort of emotional baggage and/or socially awkward. It felt like I was picking up girls with serious daddy issues at the bar.
Can we/me/whoever, just get one normal crew member to sleep with?
Hotter romance options!
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And here I thought "Hot" could only be used in the context of "Good looking" when related to women. BSN proves me wrong once more.
I can not remember encountering a perfect person such as the one you describe in the duration my being upon this world.
...or maybe I can... their brains were a turn off by then...
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Bioware doesn't do well-adjusted love interests.
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Wow! It's ingenious!
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I hope there are no romances. Go play pokemon go, and go meet people.
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You're right. We do need more female turians as romance options.
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Physically everything is on point; hip, waist to chest ratio 10/10. The problem is in the personalities. Each and every romance option seemed to have some sort of emotional baggage and/or socially awkward. It felt like I was picking up girls with serious daddy issues at the bar.
Can we/me/whoever, just get one normal crew member to sleep with?
They already tried that with Jacob, BioWare fans don't know how to appreciate normal crew members.
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You're right. We do need more female turians as romance options.
You keep your chickeny turians. I want some hot Salarians!
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Aracely Arambula surrogate waifu or bust.
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Aracely Arambula surrogate waifu or bust.
Bioware doesn't have the capabilities to produce someone good looking like that.
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Bioware doesn't have the capabilities to produce someone good looking like that.
True, if the Ivonne Strahovski Miranda is anything to go by, they'd botch it pretty badly.
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I much prefer to have the broken hot chick with daddy issues.
For reasons they may not appear obvious to BSN-virgins and RPG nerds.
Breeding request rejected.
*Sips Ryncol*
For reasons they may not appear obvious to BSN-virgins and RPG nerds.
Breeding request rejected.
*Sips Ryncol*
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I much prefer to have the broken hot chick with daddy issues.
For reasons they may not appear obvious to BSN-virgins and RPG nerds.
Breeding request rejected.
*Sips Ryncol*
I knew it Zips the Charlie Sheen of Krogans lol
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Hotter than Kasumi? Not actually possible.
Kasumi is perfection.
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... Each and every romance option seemed to have some sort of emotional baggage and/or socially awkward. It felt like I was picking up girls with serious daddy issues at the bar.
Can we/me/whoever, just get one normal crew member to sleep with?
The 'baggage' is called character, plot and story.
I appreciate these might be parts you usually skip through,
but it's not a banging simulator, OP.
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I knew it Zips the Charlie Sheen of Krogans lol
I've been awake for three days eating mindfish with the Terra Firma Twins and Matriarch Tellani.
*Sips Tigerblood*
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The 'baggage' is called character, plot and story.
I appreciate these might be parts you usually skip through,
but it's not a banging simulator, OP.
No I get its not a banging simulator. I wouldn't even call it a dating simulator, more like one night stand simulator with minute man Shepard.
Remove the romance and it's a therapist simulator. ME2 really irked me with all the issues everyone had, and if you didn't attend to everyone's feelings, they threw a temper tantrum and died on you. Puts a whole new meaning to Suicide mission.
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Well adjusted characters get bagged on for being boring.
See Kaidan for details.
(Or to a lesser extent, Josie.)
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No I get its not a banging simulator. I wouldn't even call it a dating simulator, more like one night stand simulator with minute man Shepard.
Remove the romance and it's a therapist simulator. ME2 really irked me with all the issues everyone had, and if you didn't attend to everyone's feelings, they threw a temper tantrum and died on you. Puts a whole new meaning to Suicide mission.
This is the best description of the entire plotline of ME2. Well done OP, well done.
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I have great idea regarding personality issues, give us girl with huge boobs and make her mute trough entire game...10/10 personality right there!
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Well adjusted characters get bagged on for being boring.
See Kaidan for details.
(Or to a lesser extent, Josie.)
True! I liked Kaidan, he was my Li 
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I have great idea regarding personality issues, give us girl with huge boobs and make her mute trough entire game...10/10 personality right there!
They're meant to be seen, not heard, as they say.
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You'd think a guy who pimps himself out (apparently) in his avatar and gets all "Real" on people wouldn't be surprised. Anytime I go out, it's nothing but drama. Worse even.
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