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[Serza]

Y'know... I may not have told the whole truth... But apparently, there actually EXISTS such a thing as "perfect people"... Though definitions VARY FROM PERSON TO PERSON.

 

They already tried that with Jacob, BioWare fans don't know how to appreciate normal crew members.

 

Pretty sure The Priiiiize Taylor falls into the "Daddy Issues" category.

 

I much prefer to have the broken hot chick with daddy issues.

For reasons they may not appear obvious to BSN-virgins and RPG nerds.

Breeding request rejected.

*Sips Ryncol*

 

Do I actually agree? I honestly have no idea, because I'm not a Krogan...

 

I sure as hell don't disagree...

 

I have great idea regarding personality issues, give us girl with huge boobs and make her mute trough entire game...10/10 personality right there!

 

DAMN RIGHT! TEN OUTTA TEN, WOULD ...

 

*looks down*

 

No, wait, would not bang, leaves me absolutely calm.

[straykat]

Y'know... I may not have told the whole truth... But apparently, there actually EXISTS such a thing as "perfect people"... Though definitions VARY FROM PERSON TO PERSON.

 

 

You can be married and in love for 50 years and still think your wife (or husband) is crazy.

[Hammerstorm]

You can be married and in love for 50 years and still think your wife (or husband) is crazy.

 

If you don't, it must be something wrong with you. Everybody need some crazy. 

[Panda]

All characters must have some kind of baggage and problems, LI's included. Where else would you get side quests?

[Hammerstorm]

All characters must have some kind of baggage and problems, LI's included. Where else would you get side quests?

 

Shopping? 

[straykat]

Where else would you get side quests?

 

I guess you could do like Conrad. Wander the galaxy at random, righting wrongs, searching through crates.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Shopping? 

Sokka approves

[MrBSN2017]

All characters must have some kind of baggage and problems, LI's included. Where else would you get side quests?

I completely understand that everyone has things come up from time to time, but the Normandy crew was out there. "Cmdr fix my life because I'm helpless then help your way into my panties" teaches poor mating skills for real life application.

Side quests? There are plenty of things I would rather do than go fix daddy issues (Jacob, Miranda, Tali, Grunt). It would be nice to have one crew member that wasn't a total psycho that I could confide in and makes jokes about the crew with.

[Hammerstorm]

I completely understand that everyone has things come up from time to time, but the Normandy crew was out there. "Cmdr fix my life because I'm helpless then help your way into my panties" teaches poor mating skills for real life application.

Side quests? There are plenty of things I would rather do than go fix daddy issues (Jacob, Miranda, Tali, Grunt). It would be nice to have one crew member that wasn't a total psycho that I could confide in and makes jokes about the crew with.

 

If you are trying to learn "mating skills" from a videogame, then you have other things to worry about. 

[MrBSN2017]

If you are trying to learn "mating skills" from a videogame, then you have other things to worry about.

I was pulling for you guys on that one. My mating dance has already been worked on and mastered.

[DEUGH Man]

Threesome or we riot

[Hammerstorm]

I was pulling for you guys on that one. My mating dance has already been worked on and mastered.

 

Sure.

[Remix-General Aetius]

I can not remember encountering a perfect person such as the one you describe in the duration my being upon this world.

 

I can. Currently in love with one.

[DeathScepter]

ahhh BSN, don't change.......................

[Blueblood]

Just hump a pillow with a sexy face drawn on it. All the sexy, none of the issues. Pillows are normal and well adjusted, and if you don't want normal you can just flip the pillow over. Also, you can take pillows into battle with you, and the sexy pillow will wallop your enemies for you, because it loves you so much and stuff. I mean, pillow backwards is wollip, which is basically wallop, so it's written in the stars really.

[straykat]

just hump a pillow with a sexy face drawn on it. All the sexy, none of the issues. Pillows are normal and well adjusted, and if you don't want normal you can just flip the pillow over. Also, you can take pillows into battle with you, and the sexy pillow will wallop your enemies for you, because it loves you so much and stuff. I mean, pillow backwards is wollip, which is basically wallop, so it's written in the stars really.

 

This is BSN. You should have said to get a Tali pillow.

[Angry_Elcor]

 

I believe these two should have you covered.

[Panda]

I guess you could do like Conrad. Wander the galaxy at random, righting wrongs, searching through crates.

 

And Shepard wasn't doing that?

[straykat]

And Shepard wasn't doing that?

 

I guess Paragon was. My bad.

[Seboist]

I guess Paragon was. My bad.

I had Renegade righing the wrong of a lack of human galactic dominance.

[Hadeedak]

I demand chiseled good looks (like baby Clint Eastwood) and someone well adjusted enough to ask me if I have problems instead of just waiting for me to solve theirs.

 

Anything else, and I RIOT! ...Or push my empty tea cup over. But, you know, firmly.

[Halfdan The Menace]

Hate-romance perhaps? fully renegade.

[Xen]

You want hot? I'll show you hot.

[MrBSN2017]

Sure.

Oh don't take my word for it. You'll see it for yourself. Why else do you think I'm here besides to steal all your womens' hearts?

[Doominike]

Normal ? You mean generic and boring ?