... The branch that fell off your Oak Tree looks like it could be used as a magic staff.
You know you've played too much Dragon Age when...
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#227
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 09:29
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- You catch yourself comparing real men to Alistair...and continue knowing full well that's you ready for the looney bin
- Think Morrigan must use magic to keep warm
- Wonder whether the fact that Elves look like kids makes things weird...
- Think Morrigan must use magic to keep warm
- Wonder whether the fact that Elves look like kids makes things weird...
#228
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 10:20
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-When you see a chubby little old lady and thinking to yourself "I hope that genlock drops a vial of darkspawn blood."
-When you walk to a door and expect it to open just by you thinking of clicking it open.
-When you purchase a map and expect everything that you would ever need to go to be in large icons.
-When you step outside, and notice that you don't see your maps with dots leading up to where you chose to go, you instantly think that there's a bug or a glitch.
-When you decide not to bring your french friend because it will annoy you when she says "look over there it's a trap"
-When a street lamp lights up while you're under it you feel stronger and you think you learned new abilities.
When you go up to the "Lost" billboards and put a stamp on all the children lost that you intend to find.
-Edit: I had to include this one. When you're on the expressway and reach a toll booth you automatically ask,"So you're toll collectors?" and expect them to be bandits.
-When you walk to a door and expect it to open just by you thinking of clicking it open.
-When you purchase a map and expect everything that you would ever need to go to be in large icons.
-When you step outside, and notice that you don't see your maps with dots leading up to where you chose to go, you instantly think that there's a bug or a glitch.
-When you decide not to bring your french friend because it will annoy you when she says "look over there it's a trap"
-When a street lamp lights up while you're under it you feel stronger and you think you learned new abilities.
When you go up to the "Lost" billboards and put a stamp on all the children lost that you intend to find.
-Edit: I had to include this one. When you're on the expressway and reach a toll booth you automatically ask,"So you're toll collectors?" and expect them to be bandits.
Modifié par shadowdragon8190, 24 mars 2010 - 10:31 .
#229
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 10:39
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Ah, and I forgot...
When your BF makes fun of you by killing Zevran in each of his games because you don't stop talking about the sexy elf.
Mine is killing Zevran each time to take revenge on me >.>
When your BF makes fun of you by killing Zevran in each of his games because you don't stop talking about the sexy elf.
Mine is killing Zevran each time to take revenge on me >.>
#230
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 10:45
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...When your dad gives you a gift and says, "I have gained +5 approval from you because you like it."
Real story. Haha!
Real story. Haha!
#231
Posté 24 mars 2010 - 11:20
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when you have this many achievements and a dozen or so missing cos you were online when you got them.
#232
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 12:04
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. . . I find myself thinking strategy when I should be sleeping.
. . . my hours of sleep are erratic; fall sleep and head straight for the computer upon arising.
. . . I find myself getting frustrated because I can't reply to the characters and say what I want rather than the scripted responses.
. . . outbursts of frustration or triumph when a fight goes awry or well.
. . . my hours of sleep are erratic; fall sleep and head straight for the computer upon arising.
. . . I find myself getting frustrated because I can't reply to the characters and say what I want rather than the scripted responses.
. . . outbursts of frustration or triumph when a fight goes awry or well.
#233
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 04:41
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Dennch7 wrote...
...see a mentaly challenged kid on the streets and walk up to him and start clapping your hands while shouting: ENCHANTMENTS!!!
lmao, this and the "you drink AIDS infected blood thinking you'll become immune to the curse" are the two funniest ones.
MORE!
-when you play it so much you don't realize they are already on Dragon Age 5
-when you can outdrink Oghren
-when you tell girls you're a mage cuz you have a magic staff
-when you go to the local hardware store looking for a dwarf who can build stone walls to protect your house from the neighbors
-you try to keep all your friends in the one room cuz u are thinking the next blight will start soon
#234
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 04:57
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When someone says something about wet dog you immediately think of Ferelden.
This happened to me yesterday and I thought "I have to remember to post this in that thread later":)
This happened to me yesterday and I thought "I have to remember to post this in that thread later":)
Modifié par The Velveteen Rabbit, 27 mars 2010 - 02:26 .
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Posté 25 mars 2010 - 07:14
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... you can't stop yourself shouting "darkspawn!" when your new neighbor tells you he's an architect
#236
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 07:24
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- You think you can hear the archdemon in your dreams
- You run through hospital wards sprinkling ash on the terminally ill
-You mistake large corporate gatherings for the landsmeet and challenge the guest speaker to a duel
-you decided to paint your dog
-you do a happy dance whenever you succeed in any given task
-You declared an exalted march on your local coffee shop after they refused to praise the maker by creating little flame shaped frothy drinks!
- You run through hospital wards sprinkling ash on the terminally ill
-You mistake large corporate gatherings for the landsmeet and challenge the guest speaker to a duel
-you decided to paint your dog
-you do a happy dance whenever you succeed in any given task
-You declared an exalted march on your local coffee shop after they refused to praise the maker by creating little flame shaped frothy drinks!
#237
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 08:03
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* After a long day at work, you just want to get back to camp....
* You find yourself looking for a needed Quicksave after placing your RL foot in mouth during a conversation....
* Your Right-clicking digits start to spasm....
* You find yourself looking for a needed Quicksave after placing your RL foot in mouth during a conversation....
* Your Right-clicking digits start to spasm....
#238
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 11:57
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..you dream about your angry boss entering in the office: the dream is in pause, the boss has his name written above his head.. and it's orange colored!
#239
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 12:25
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Janyrak wrote...
Popeandy wrote...
When you would actually consider buying the DLC's or expansion.
... For every platform.
even if don't owe a PS3 or a xbox 360
#241
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 01:09
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.....When you are watching Ghosthunters on SyFy and the background music you hear makes you think of the Deep Roads
.........You are watching Ghosthunters and are suddenly alert and expecting for a darkspawn attack as the crew moves from room to room.
........You are sitting on the couch watching Ghosthunters thinking why I am watching this and not killing darkspawn.
........You husband asks you rather crossly how many times you plan on playing dragonage since you seem to be playing it everytime comes in the room.
........Making a playdate with your friends consists of a saturday playing dragonage all day and forgetting to not only eat, but realized that you have to do the russian peepee dance on the way to the bathroom. Then look into the mirror and wonder why your eyes are so bloodshot.
........When a post like this will continue on, and on, and on and on................
.........You are watching Ghosthunters and are suddenly alert and expecting for a darkspawn attack as the crew moves from room to room.
........You are sitting on the couch watching Ghosthunters thinking why I am watching this and not killing darkspawn.
........You husband asks you rather crossly how many times you plan on playing dragonage since you seem to be playing it everytime comes in the room.
........Making a playdate with your friends consists of a saturday playing dragonage all day and forgetting to not only eat, but realized that you have to do the russian peepee dance on the way to the bathroom. Then look into the mirror and wonder why your eyes are so bloodshot.
........When a post like this will continue on, and on, and on and on................
#242
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 03:51
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...... you read this thread and try to think of something to say
#243
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 04:10
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.. You wake up after having a bad dream, only to be disappointed that Alistair isn't there to calm you down and explain it to you.
#244
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 04:15
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...you treat your homework as side quests
...you pause for a very long time before replies in normal face-to-face conversations because you are still checking which "reply" is the best to give
...you pause for a very long time before replies in normal face-to-face conversations because you are still checking which "reply" is the best to give
#245
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 05:10
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....You feel like you've dated leliana in real life
......You see a tree and think of it saying rhymes to you
......You ponder over multipul answers and stand still as someone asks you a question
......You write 20pages of what your charater does after the blight and awakening
.......You think of your mom is flemeth and she'll turn into a dragon if you disobey her
.......You refer to yourself as a gray warden
.......You dream of you yourself in your charaters shoes in a dream
.......You wake up and find leliana and morrigan in your bed and alistar watching staring at you from a hole
......You have the platinum like i do O_o
......When you've named your new cat Ser pounce alot!
......You refer to a sovern when talking about 100bucks
.......Your wasted and you call your drinking buddy oghren
.......You hug and kiss your family goodbye cause you just finished downloading awakening
.......You wake up and to your dissmay find zevran in your bed and try reloading an old save!
.......You stomp up to your local church and say to the priest where in andraste's name is the chantry board!?
......Your parents talk about religon andthey ask what god is to you , you ask whos god and then say ohhh you mean the maker!
.......You refer to your little brothers and/or sisters as darkspawn
......You start saying truthiness
haha this is fun i could do this all day
ill keep adding on to mine as i think of them during the day
......You see a tree and think of it saying rhymes to you
......You ponder over multipul answers and stand still as someone asks you a question
......You write 20pages of what your charater does after the blight and awakening
.......You think of your mom is flemeth and she'll turn into a dragon if you disobey her
.......You refer to yourself as a gray warden
.......You dream of you yourself in your charaters shoes in a dream
.......You wake up and find leliana and morrigan in your bed and alistar watching staring at you from a hole
......You have the platinum like i do O_o
......When you've named your new cat Ser pounce alot!
......You refer to a sovern when talking about 100bucks
.......Your wasted and you call your drinking buddy oghren
.......You hug and kiss your family goodbye cause you just finished downloading awakening
.......You wake up and to your dissmay find zevran in your bed and try reloading an old save!
.......You stomp up to your local church and say to the priest where in andraste's name is the chantry board!?
......Your parents talk about religon andthey ask what god is to you , you ask whos god and then say ohhh you mean the maker!
.......You refer to your little brothers and/or sisters as darkspawn
......You start saying truthiness
haha this is fun i could do this all day
ill keep adding on to mine as i think of them during the day
Modifié par Unseen_Reaper, 25 mars 2010 - 08:16 .
#246
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 06:30
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Unseen_Reaper wrote...
....You feel like you've dated leliana in real life
......You see a tree and think of it saying rhymes to you
......You ponder over multipul answers and stand still as someone asks you a question
......You write 20pages of what your charater does after the blight and awakening
.......You think of your mom is flemeth and she'll turn into a dragon if you disobey her
.......You refer to yourself as a gray warden
.......You dream of you yourself in your charaters shoes in a dream
.......You wake up and find leliana and morrigan in your bed and alistar watching staring at you from a hole
......You have the platinum like i do O_o
......When you've named your new cat Ser pounce alot!
......You refer to a sovern when talking about 100bucks
haha this is fun i could do this all day
Please Do:)
#247
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 06:42
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More like you read this thread and ALREADY have something to say lol.theczaroftsars wrote...
...... you read this thread and try to think of something to say
#248
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 06:42
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Please Do:)
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Thanks glad you like them im having a laugh myself thinking of them
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Thanks glad you like them im having a laugh myself thinking of them
Modifié par Unseen_Reaper, 25 mars 2010 - 06:45 .
#249
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 06:57
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... Right before you speak to someone about something really important, you look for the save button just in case you want to load and say something else instead in the conversation.
#250
Posté 25 mars 2010 - 09:58
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The motivation for running on your treadmill to get some exercise after sitting and playing DragonAge on your day off is to imagine yourself chasing after the darkspawn weapons in hand.
