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[Hangaround677]

... when making a day-cream in chemistry class you think "alright, minor herbalism"

... when standing at a jr. High School waiting for their bus you see all the kids coming out in a flock and say loudly "by the maker! a darkspawn attack" then you look down for your sword just to realizes it's strapped to your back.

... when after 3 weeks without shaving you realize you look like a hobo, but considers it to be a mild sacrifice when you have to make some new builds before awakening.

True stories.

Modifié par Hangaround677, 30 mars 2010 - 03:40 .

[Dallo]

...when you put it in your desk drawer, having decided not to buy the expansion (insert various reasons), and start playing other stuff. It was a fun ride but I'm over it.

[Sandy2009]

... you go to drug store and ask if they carry potent health potion.

[Maria Caliban]

When you see an episode of Farscape and find yourself waiting for the Peacekeeper chick to toss a fireball.

[Ju13es]

you beat it in 45 hours in 3 and half days........

[Callistani]

You are very very sad that you just reached the end of this thread.



+wanting threads like this to go on forever

[k9medusa]

-- when you set your watch by when you can play DOA again.

[Mercurious]

--you spend fifteen minutes trying to open the lock on the front door to your house, only to remember you are playing through this time as a mage.
--you get sent home from work after shield pummeling a co-worker with a company laptop
--you wonder how your wife (or hubby) could possibly have seen you take the last donut, when you were stealthed the whole time

Modifié par Mercurious, 31 mars 2010 - 09:24 .

[Johnson45]

Mercurious wrote...
--you get sent home from work after shield pummeling a co-worker with a company laptop

L.M.A.O.

[DragonShepard138]

When you're leaving the house you scream out "For Ferelden" lol

You are afraid of going to sleep incase you end up lost in the fade.

You actually know someone named Loghain.

You have a mortar and pestle and instead of grinding spices, you grind potion ingredients.

[DragonRageGT]

you have some 100 Dragon Age videos on YouTube and still wishes to make more?

[filetemon]

you are not drunk, you are in the Fade.

And that shiny traffic light is a permanent +1 dexterity enhancer.



A truck is about to overrun you and you activate arcane shield and fade shroud.

[DragonShepard138]

You've not a clue about old European characters (lettering/font) but name your elf mage ÊÆRL STÕRM. (Earl Storm). But how would you say my characters name?

[Woman Warden 118]

DragonShepard138 wrote...

When you're leaving the house you scream out "For Ferelden" lol
You are afraid of going to sleep incase you end up lost in the fade.
You actually know someone named Loghain.
You have a mortar and pestle and instead of grinding spices, you grind potion ingredients.

I havent sleept in three days, freaky demons arent getting me [crazy laugh] lolzz

[Cenwyn]

Johnson45 wrote...

Mercurious wrote...
--you get sent home from work after shield pummeling a co-worker with a company laptop

L.M.A.O.

 I work in corporate america, I am going to remember this one, only I will also incorporate shield bash as well. That one will be reserved for management such as Lumberg types or who harp on you about TPA reports

(If you work in a cubicle and have never seen Office Space you  really need to see it)

[k9medusa]

Cenwyn wrote...

Johnson45 wrote...

Mercurious wrote...
--you get sent home from work after shield pummeling a co-worker with a company laptop

L.M.A.O.

 I work in corporate america, I am going to remember this one, only I will also incorporate shield bash as well. That one will be reserved for management such as Lumberg types or who harp on you about TPA reports

(If you work in a cubicle and have never seen Office Space you  really need to see it)

So True!  On some days, I really wish I can do that ... (and other peeps needs the beating anyways:devil: [for their own good])

[DragonShepard138]

When you try to enchant your silverware so you can cut through raw steak and once you're done cutting it, it will be cooked.

[MarkyBoy147]

you know that you have to be exactly 8 bars into level 23 when you go to defend denerim to ding 25 on the archdemon.

Modifié par MarkyBoy147, 01 avril 2010 - 04:48 .

[Callistani]

You play too much DA when...



Some people have a shoulder angel and a shoulder devil.



YOU have a shoulder Leliana and a shoulder Morrigan.

[Thibbledorf26]

You tearfully sacrifice a close friend after every period of your life is over, whether they are willing or not. This includes high school grad and college.



You stalk Prince William, trying to warn him that his top-rated military strategist will betray him when he inherits the monarchy.

[Thibbledorf26]

You impersonate Wade during job interviews, thinking it will help you land lucrative contracts.



Sometimes during the middle of the day, for no reason, you will crash.



(sorry bioware).

[westiex9]

You know you've played too much dragon age when:

-You spend your evenings travelling the sewers hunting for darkspawn thinking you are in the deep roads, when you return home in the morning and your loved ones gag at the foul stench you say "Darkspawn taint"

-You have started stealing mail from your neighbours in hopes of completing the "correspondance interruptus" questline.

- when you see a height challenged person in the street you greet them with "atrast vala noble dwarf".....you wonder why they get angry and c ock punch you leaving you sprawled on the pavement.

- At your last performance appraisal you brought a printed list of your achievements from dragon age as proof of your competency.



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Modifié par westiex9, 03 avril 2010 - 02:14 .

[DragonShepard138]

You call anyone that is five foot or shorter a dwarf.

When you are caught looking at porn, your significant other is surprised/mad that you are looking at darkspawn porn and not human porn.

[DragonShepard138]

Callistani wrote...

You play too much DA when...

Some people have a shoulder angel and a shoulder devil.

YOU have a shoulder Leliana and a shoulder Morrigan.

I side with the Morrigan one cuz she's a naughty girl

[tuckar]

...you kill people and loot their bodies...then do it again because you didn't get what you wanted