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[fiercespade]

You casually stick your hands in everyone's pockets, hoping for a good find and without any fear of consequences.

[Razcalking1978]

Davidolowich wrote...


.. you drink Aids-infected blood because you believe you'll become immune to it.

Very wrong, but very funny.

[Bmadisson]

- When you look in the mirror and search for slider, because you find your nose too wide

[Elwoodw]

You now refer to your smart phone as your codex.

[Titius.Vibius]

You know you've played too much Drago Age when you mistake some flowers to be elfroot and you want to make healing poultices for school hoping to beat that bully while drinking it.

[Kordras]

When you check your girlfriend to see if she 'loves' you, or even she's just 'interested'.

[dsyndri]

When you realize to your disappointment that real life has no pause button, nor can you reload a save game to avoid an undesired situation.

[Prenski20]

- You start reading text in one of the characters voice overs

[Ioahn]

Double post.

Modifié par Ioahn, 24 novembre 2009 - 08:26 .

[Godeshus]

...your ears are ringing because the chick you were macing on just slapped you in the face. It turns out you didn't pass your persuade check because your cunning wasn't high enough.

[Ioahn]

...you run around yelling enchantments! Enchantments? Enchantments...

[Godeshus]

Davidolowich wrote...

.. you drink Aids-infected blood because you believe you'll become immune to it.

This was the equivalent of mashing my humor button. I don't think I stopped laughing for 10 minutes.

[trashmonk]

...you spam the TAB button to try to find click-able objects on websites and in other software.

EDIT : True story... Was playing Borderlands and I open and closed the menu about 5 times before realizing that it was the wrong game for that.

Modifié par trashmonk, 24 novembre 2009 - 08:36 .

[Built4thekill]

When your can't do something at work and an extremely sexy voice comes out of nowhere and says "I can do that for you..."

[Lughsan35]

Davidolowich wrote...

... you die of starvation.

... you're pissed Steam hasn't released the game yet.

.. you drink Aids-infected blood because you believe you'll become immune to it.

Funny you mention that as that is essentially all vaccines are... the infection is put in you supposedly 'dead' so your immune system learns to destroy it...

[Godeshus]

Lughsan35 wrote...

Davidolowich wrote...

... you die of starvation.

... you're pissed Steam hasn't released the game yet.

.. you drink Aids-infected blood because you believe you'll become immune to it.

Funny you mention that as that is essentially all vaccines are... the infection is put in you supposedly 'dead' so your immune system learns to destroy it...

Yes. But not in the case of aids.

[Odd Hermit]

-You cancel your WoW account because you haven't even logged on in a week.

[Joe Ronimo]

... you right-click on screenshots and try to rotate your view.



... you press the space bar to stop your browser from loading a page.



... you tell your friend that it's no wonder he's tired, his winter coat is too huge.

[Kamthra]

... you wonder why you've stopped jingling when walking.

[Cascade Effect]

... you replace the phrase "Thank God" or "God damnit" with "Thank the Maker" or "Maker be cursed" in the presence of other people.



... you try to select the guy who works the next desk over because he has the skill that you need.

[Cascade Effect]

Fail forum is fail

Modifié par Cascade Effect, 24 novembre 2009 - 09:35 .

[Terwox_]

...when you start answering all questions Just like Sten.

Modifié par Terwox_, 24 novembre 2009 - 09:36 .

[Spaceweed10]

...you've taken up lockpicking, and are now doing 5yrs.

[Evange]

You unconsciously move towards places marked with a glowing white arrow pointing downwards.