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[Spaceweed10]

Kiddeth wrote...

i would not know as i can play the ****ing game i paid for.

I know my reply is not humorous, but then my situation is not funny.

Made me laugh - HAHA.

Awesome game, btw

[trashmonk]

Odd Hermit wrote...

-You cancel your WoW account because you haven't even logged on in a week.

Aye, I'm right there with you. I'm sure my addiction will come back eventually but for now I'm WoW-sober.

Another true story :

...you press the Spacebar to try to pause Youtube videos or other games.

[Haasth]

dsyndri wrote...

When you realize to your disappointment that real life has no pause button, nor can you reload a save game to avoid an undesired situation.

If only.

[conan.cimmerian99]

you know you played too much Dragon age when:



- you are out with your friends and everytime before you leave an area you try to gather them together before venturing forth.



- everytime you bleed you wonder if you can use blood magic



- you try to order your dog to fetch some items and hoping they would be unique.



- you give your friends certain gift and ask them what their approval rating is of you.

[summervacation]

Grahamers wrote...

...you take your dog for a walk and when you see a squirrel, you scream in your mind, "Release the hounds!!!"

...you realize that your space bar on your keyboard has gotten more action in the last 48 hours than you have in the last 48 years!

best one lol

[_Jekias_]

... when you give a chewed up beef bone to someone iRL and wonder why their opinion of you doesn't increase by 2 points

[Kyler Granite]

... when something bad happens and you say "pigeon crap".

Modifié par Kyler Granite, 24 novembre 2009 - 12:14 .

[GriTTz79]

When you wonder if you can get through the conversation without passing out......lol

[Princess Kyriel]

...your boyfriend rolls his eyes every time you mention Alistair.



...the new recruits in your MMO guild don't know who you are, and the regulars email you asking if everything's ok!

[c2tw]

These have all happened to me x(



• you randomly say to people, "Enchantment?... ENCHANTMENT!"

• you constantly hold tab, no matter what game you're playing

• you sing a jingle every time you successfully pickpocket someone, and when you fail you curse

• when someone is opening up to you over msn or phone, you say to them, "You know if you drank more wine... you'd whine much less?"

• when you are asked to sing a song you start yelling really loud for about 10 seconds and expect everyones stats to be boosted

• when your gf opens conversation with you, you respond with, "Your desire is my command"

• you had thoughts of what racking lyrium dust would be like

• you've started smoking indoors instead of going outside because that would be dragon age minutes wasted.

• you turn off your mobile and sign out of msn after 10pm to appear sleeping to all your friends, but really you just want to play more DA:O without being disturbed

[smore006]

Built4thekill wrote...

When your can't do something at work and an extremely sexy voice comes out of nowhere and says "I can do that for you..."

QFT

What is more, i get upset that i forgot Leliana in the camp.

[Ghandorian]

When you go to hit pause while making dinner so you can think about what to do next.

[LadyDrusilla]

When you dream about Alistair every night since the game was delivered.



When you just spent over a hundred pounds on silk to make a copy of Anora's dress.

[0LunarEclipse0]

When you are shocked by stupidity of people outside of your own bedroom.



To which you respond `Makers Breath.

[RampantBeaver]

...you punch someone expecting the word 'MISS' to flash up above their head.

[mrjazzman]

when you wake up at night screaming please spank me madame morrigan

[xMisterTinklesx]

....you refer to your grandparents as paragons



....your boss at work cons orange



....you only go out with a maximum of 3 other people

[sparkyclarky24]

when you start expecting a spacebar to appear and hit it with your left thumb when things get frantic.

real life or other games.. i.e. assassins creed 2



when you start seeing shiny lights float above people letting you know you can now loot them



when you start calling small people dwarves and asking them where the "sodding" tavern is



when you lose your book/pen in class and think you can switch to your second set of equipment









lets face it... when you start to become attracted to the lure of morrigans .. exposed? clothing. i had to quit. right then.

[FlintlockJazz]

Kurakitty wrote...

--You you slit your jugular in an attempt make your energy go up faster.

Well that teaches you for being a bloody blood mage!  There is a reason why you it's banned by the Chantry, I hope you die!

You know you have played too much DA:O when you tell some random stranger on the internet that you hope they will die for playing a Blood Mage.

[Godeshus]

FlintlockJazz wrote...

Kurakitty wrote...

--You you slit your jugular in an attempt make your energy go up faster.

Well that teaches you for being a bloody blood mage!  There is a reason why you it's banned by the Chantry, I hope you die!

You know you have played too much DA:O when you tell some random stranger on the internet that you hope they will die for playing a Blood Mage.

lol

[bullman422]

You expect dead enemies to shrivel up into bones and disappear once you take their stuff. 

You expect stuff that you can take to sparkle.

No matter how many times you visit a brothel you assume no risk of STDs.

Your team will quitely wait for you without a fuss when you are getting some at a brothel.

You think abilities (like Medicine or Poison making) are quickly learned by earning skill points without the need of proper training or school.

[YR_Lim]

You tried to drink rat poison to become a grey warden.

[Ickabod27]

... You hear your real life dog barking and think of looking up a mod to shut him up.

[Sarakinoi]

You know you played too much Dragon age :

when you call your ex (french) girlfriend to check if Leliana's accent is realistic

when you call your ex (french) girlfriend, then you hang up thinking "i am not talking to Orlesian dogs!"

when one of your friend says something specially stupid and you feel like screaming at him "Enchantment!"

When you ask your girlfriend to keep the "bra on" because you have developed a taste for it.

Modifié par Sarakinoi, 24 novembre 2009 - 05:02 .

[YR_Lim]

When your wife wakes up and asked you the next morning, "Who is this Morrigan?"