when you make love to your wife and at the climax shout...OOOOHHHH Leliana!!!!!!!!
You know you've played too much Dragon Age when...
Débuté par
Ub3r_
, nov. 05 2009 02:04
#76
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 04:55
#77
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 04:57
double...
Modifié par JohnnStarr, 24 novembre 2009 - 04:58 .
#78
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 05:01
When your baby starts crying and you mentally try to pause it.
I seriously hit space bar in my mind.
I seriously hit space bar in my mind.
#79
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 05:12
You write a love note, u make a love card, u prepare a love message, u buy a nice necklace, u buy an engagement ring, u buy a wedding ring, u buy/make 25 anniversary presents.
Then u give everything all at once to a girl thinking it will improve her approval rating to 100 instantly.
Then u give everything all at once to a girl thinking it will improve her approval rating to 100 instantly.
#80
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 05:14
... you touch a book and expect to get a summary of it.
#81
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 05:25
when the first thing you say to your friends when you meet them is;
ENCHANTMENT?
ENCHANTMENT?
Modifié par Frozenmojo, 24 novembre 2009 - 05:26 .
#82
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 05:30
You hold tab to try to highlight items in L4D2, only to block your screen with a scoreboard
#83
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 05:36
... you walk through a doorway and you wonder what the hell happend to the loading screen.
#84
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 05:41
The memory leak kicks in full force and you sit there staring at the blood-splotches on the map going "Come on...come on!...COME ON!"
#85
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 06:03
You come to the forums and you try to Loghain
Bad I know
Bad I know
#86
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 06:05
You keep wishing you could hit the ESC key during conversations.
#87
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 06:20
You give your wife a present, like a small box of Godiva chocolates, to apologize for ignoring her for the past couple of days as you played Dragon Age: Origins. Then, when her response is lukewarm at best, you think to yourself "I should F9 and give them to another companion, I didn't get much influence at all from that."
#88
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 06:57
...you think your girlfriend looks like the elf from the dalish opening
#89
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 07:22
… you realize (while laying on the dance floor with indescribable pain between your legs) that the ladies do NOT love it when you’re all mysteriously angry for no reason. “Thank for the tip you liquor swilling dwarf!”
#90
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 07:25
...you are afraid to say anything anymore because you haven't read anything about the dialogue options having to do with romancing the person you're talking to.
(Just pissed off Leliana in the game *sigh* - guess I'll settle for Morrigan this playthrough.)
(Just pissed off Leliana in the game *sigh* - guess I'll settle for Morrigan this playthrough.)
#91
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 07:35
When you spend your day at work debating the ethics of turning criminals into golems...
#92
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 07:39
You tell your wife to get her hair styled just like Morrigan's
#93
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 07:40
cheeseslayersmu wrote...
When [spoiler] golems...
When your eyes get so bleary from lack of sleep you can't read NO SPOILERS ALLOWED even when it's in caps...
#94
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 07:42
... when you meet new people and have the urge to say things like " Hello my name is ______ and I'm a Grey Warrden!"
... when you worry about your cunning score while trying to convince people to help you at work or lie to your girlfriend.
... when you worry about your cunning score while trying to convince people to help you at work or lie to your girlfriend.
#95
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 08:05
when you post a thread like this on a dragon age fourm...
#96
Posté 24 novembre 2009 - 08:06
When you wake up from a DA:O Nightmare while trying to slay a Hurlock Alpha, roaming around your appartment with one hand clinched tight as if you were holding a sword looking for more Blight to Slay. Realizing it's a dream just to lay back down & fall back asleep to find your self in the wilds.. Happened 4 times already thank god I live alone (lol) don't want to try & explain all the commotion going on..
Modifié par Lord_Valderin, 29 novembre 2009 - 08:44 .
#97
Posté 02 décembre 2009 - 08:33
lol @ Lord_Valderin!!!
#98
Posté 02 décembre 2009 - 08:38
...ENCHANTMENT!
#99
Guest_krullstar_*
Posté 02 décembre 2009 - 08:41
Guest_krullstar_*
You ****** in a bucket besides the computer versus going to the washroom. LOL
Not saying I did it, but there are times when I wish I could pee in game versus real life!!!
Not saying I did it, but there are times when I wish I could pee in game versus real life!!!
Modifié par krullstar, 02 décembre 2009 - 08:44 .
#100
Posté 02 décembre 2009 - 08:45
... when you dream about it.
... then you wake up and play it.
... afterwards, heading to the community forum just to posts some posts.
... back again to play.
... completed the game and replay it again, just to see what the origins' stories are.
... exploiting glitches.
... posting here for no reason at all.
... then you wake up and play it.
... afterwards, heading to the community forum just to posts some posts.
... back again to play.
... completed the game and replay it again, just to see what the origins' stories are.
... exploiting glitches.
... posting here for no reason at all.





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