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[westiex9]

you know youve been playing too much dragon age when:

-After completing the landsmeet as a female Human noble you run around your bedroom at 2:00 in the morning screaming "yes im Going to be Queen!!!!" repeatedly despite the fact your a guy.

-You expect Large men with white dreadlocks to have simple answers

-At kareoke nights you start singing the drinking song from tapsters

-You have started running through hospital wards with a pouch of ashes beleiving it to have miraculous powers of healing

Modifié par westiex9, 02 décembre 2009 - 09:16 .

[bullman422]

You expect people to only refer to you as either "You" or "Grey Warden"



You assume all elderly women are either mages or witches



You paint your dog thinking that it will give him more protection.

[Patrickblah]

-you take everything in a box and expect not to get in trouble

-you assume everyone shorter than you are dwarfs

-you don't say anything in a conversation and instead nod and keep looking at them

- when you see someone with no facial hair you think they are an elf

-when a cop pulls you over you tell him that "it is ok since i'm a grey warden" and if he doesn't stop, you light him on fire or attack him with a sword

Modifié par Patrickblah, 17 décembre 2009 - 09:54 .

[goatstick]

you buy that hot girl in class a pair of blue satin shoes and cant understand why she doesn't invite you to her tent and lay you..

[chuckles471]

When you have had a broken leg for the past 2 months and you would rather play DAO, than go back to work next week.

[I Valente I]

Patrickblah wrote...

-you take everything in a box and expect not to get in trouble

my favorite one so far. I lol'd.

[mykalday]

expect the clerk at ez stop to say something about the stock he and his boy have for you and don't forget your discount

[Wolfenxxx]

You make love to your wife for the first time in a month because you have been busy

playing DA, and you accidentally call her Leliana!

[Borschtbeet]

You know you've played too much Dragon Age when you respond to a homeless guy asking for change with



"No quarters shall be given!"

[beelzeybob]

When you have clocked more Dragon Age hours on Xfire ...  than World of Warcraft.

[Girchou]

you buy lots of orange juice and your surprised when the shop restocks



when you see a group of people you dont like,you think 'blizzard!' 'spell might!' 'Tempest!'



When you suddenly eat something and you run faster for an exact minute.

[0LunarEclipse0]

When asked by your local Church to give donations you scream: I'm a TEMPLAR I already became one to protect you folk in the Makers name. How much more do you want?

[Atcherseid]

You want to open a pastry shop called Duncan Donuts.

[Excorant]

... you realize your real life dog died of thirst and hunger.

[Gerrawn]

... you try to check how much approval you've got with your friends.

[Yai-Kai]

dsyndri wrote...

When you realize to your disappointment that real life has no pause button, nor can you reload a save game to avoid an undesired situation.

 ^this

... when you skip 2 meals at the school cafetaria to afford RtO (true story)

[Zepheera]

Atcherseid wrote...

You want to open a pastry shop called Duncan Donuts.

^ This made me snort rootbeer out my nose

-When you forget how many different characters you've completed the game with

[marbatico]

when you think your girlfriends bunny is a hairy nug.

[marbatico]

when you think your girlfriends bunny is a hairy nug.

[ZEEKY94]

You ask your friends to teach you there specialisation

[knight5923]

...you start having sex wearing a loin cloth

...and afterward, you apologize because your stamina bar was empty

[Wiseass888]

You know you've played too much Dragon Age when you realize that you have read through 5 pages in a thread called "You know you've played too much Dragon Age when..." and actually understand the humor behind every single post.

[Rogue-Element]

When I spilled coffee this afternoon i sighted "Makers breath".