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[phyltybo]

...you start being nice to b****y woman

[Trooper Guy1]

 When you believe you are a Templar and watch your friend who is a magician carefully and make sure no demons attempt possession. (He's pretty good too with those crazy card tricks and illusions.)

Then you tell your dog to use Overpower ability...

[Cenwyn]

k9medusa wrote...

 You know you've played too much Dragon Age when...
you take a knife to make a blood dragon tattoo on someone else's back:devil:

///sorry, just had a very evil minute...  the darker side come out .... back i say! back in cage! ... it is not working .. darn!

Bad darkside, bad darkside...must resist temptation....knife, tattooing, blood......oh dear I think our darksides have been caged to long!

[The Velveteen Rabbit]

marbatico wrote...

when every time you see a mouse your say 'its like the start of every bad adventure tale mad grandfather used to tell.'

That, or you start talking to it about how unfair the Harrowing is and asking if it could lead the way to the demon you have to kill. Or you try and shapeshift to fit in a hole in the wall because it must lead to a demon.

[They call me a SpaceCowboy]

When you play an MMO nad jump like an idiot at the beginning of every fight your group gets into.. (hitting spacebar)

[Angband21]

Playing the demo of Risen, I found myself hitting the spacebar and causing my character to jump. Got killed a lot doing that.

[k9medusa]

Cenwyn wrote...

k9medusa wrote...

 You know you've played too much Dragon Age when...
you take a knife to make a blood dragon tattoo on someone else's back:devil:

///sorry, just had a very evil minute...  the darker side come out .... back i say! back in cage! ... it is not working .. darn!

Bad darkside, bad darkside...must resist temptation....knife, tattooing, blood......oh dear I think our darksides have been caged to long!

LOL!

[AnnaBananaBamBamBoo]

Kurakitty wrote...

--You stop and stand completely still to think about what your going to do. then you wonder why everyone else is still moving.

--You think your responses to people only to realize the lack of sound means they can't hear you.

--You pour grease on the floor and light it on fire as the boss at work walks onto it.

--You you slit your jugular in an attempt make your energy go up faster.

  
 
That first one is hilarious!  Yeah I wish I could use a radial in real life.  
Mine are:  
 
- You get so sick of your spouse complaining that at all you do is sit around playing DAO that you find a job in a different city so you can sit in an efficiency during off hours and play the stinking game with no interruptions!  
 
- Your cats include you in their "pride" because of your battlefield prowess that they've witnessed while you're playing near their favorite spots.  
 
- You forget to eat, pee, sleep and pay bills (and change the kitty litter).  
 
- You give a gift to everyone you meet that looks like Morrigan.  
  
- You order pizza and it arrives in 2 minutes!  
  
- You look in the mirror and scream "Darkspawn!" 

[Cenwyn]

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Wiseass888 wrote...

You know you've played too much Dragon Age when you realize that you have read through 5 pages in a thread called "You know you've played too much Dragon Age when..." and actually understand the humor behind every single post.

Yep... just doing that.

Yeppers, I second that post  of doing just that

[Cenwyn]

AnnaBananaBamBamBoo wrote...

Kurakitty wrote...

--You stop and stand completely still to think about what your going to do. then you wonder why everyone else is still moving.

--You think your responses to people only to realize the lack of sound means they can't hear you.

--You pour grease on the floor and light it on fire as the boss at work walks onto it.

--You you slit your jugular in an attempt make your energy go up faster.

  
 
That first one is hilarious!  Yeah I wish I could use a radial in real life.  
Mine are:  
 
- You get so sick of your spouse complaining that at all you do is sit around playing DAO that you find a job in a different city so you can sit in an efficiency during off hours and play the stinking game with no interruptions!  
 
- Your cats include you in their "pride" because of your battlefield prowess that they've witnessed while you're playing near their favorite spots.  
 
- You forget to eat, pee, sleep and pay bills (and change the kitty litter).  
 
- You give a gift to everyone you meet that looks like Morrigan.  
  
- You order pizza and it arrives in 2 minutes!  
  
- You look in the mirror and scream "Darkspawn!" 

Dude, I salute all of the above. Me husband thinks I am obessed with DAO. Hmmm really now I wonder gave him that impression. As I said before no one is this forum is obsessed. Obsession? What obsession?

[Allison W]

Can't sleep. Darkspawn will eat me. Can't sleep. Darkspawn will eat me.

[k9medusa]

Allison W wrote...

Can't sleep. Darkspawn will eat me. Can't sleep. Darkspawn will eat me.

I so dream that! 

[Masticetobbacco]

when you suddenly realize your pathetic physical stamina and body shape after attempting to LARP a grey warden

[AnnaBananaBamBamBoo]

Kurakitty wrote...

Dude, I salute all of the above. Me husband thinks I am obessed with DAO. Hmmm really now I wonder gave him that impression. As I said before no one is this forum is obsessed. Obsession? What obsession?

  
 
I know, isn't it a bit extreme to be labeled obsessed? (excuse my as I replace my I.V. bag for sustenance since I hate to waste time eating).  
 
Given your words above, are you from the British Isles by chance?

[LH000]

You grow a beard in order to rationalize your generic jaw/chin face parts to yourself.

[nigelinooo]

You pass by a flower shop, notice an orchid that resembles Andraste's grace and consider buying it for Lelianna.

[k9medusa]

Hoooow sweet of you....

[Dennch7]

...see a mentaly challenged kid on the streets and walk up to him and start clapping your hands while shouting: ENCHANTMENTS!!!

[Cenwyn]

AnnaBananaBamBamBoo wrote...

Kurakitty wrote...

Dude, I salute all of the above. Me husband thinks I am obessed with DAO. Hmmm really now I wonder gave him that impression. As I said before no one is this forum is obsessed. Obsession? What obsession?

  
 
I know, isn't it a bit extreme to be labeled obsessed? (excuse my as I replace my I.V. bag for sustenance since I hate to waste time eating).  
 
Given your words above, are you from the British Isles by chance?

Hmmm well maybe it is a little bit extreme being labeled obsessed  but when your strategizing how to do your next games and players and whether your going to live or kill yourself, well I will leave that up to interpretation! (oh hang on, let me get my extendo arm to put the phone that is ringing on speaker. To busy kiliing to get up and answer it right now )

No I am not from the British Isles, I live in Missouri in the USA.  but my family immigrated from there, Ireland and Wales in fact. I  do a bit of study old English and different dialects of the UK. So sometimes I pick up phrases or words and end up using them in my vocabulary. I do enjoy slapping out the occasional Scottish and Irish accent for fun.
Love your screen name by the way it great! I like to have fun trying to say it 5 times fast. Quite catchy!

[Janni-in-VA]

You seriously consider calling a taxi and going to Walmart at 1:00 AM because your mouse just broke.