When you think to yourself and say that person will make a good dwarf or elf or ugly human
You know you've played too much Dragon Age when...
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#177
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Posté 19 mars 2010 - 10:19
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Janni-in-VA wrote...
You seriously consider calling a taxi and going to Walmart at 1:00 AM because your mouse just broke.
I bet you actually did this
#178
Posté 20 mars 2010 - 12:49
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No, I sucked it up like a grown-up and had my sister take me this AM. And we went to Radio Shack, it was closer. 
#179
Posté 20 mars 2010 - 01:16
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...when you finally manage to get your eyes off the screen, your head is boiling...
#180
Posté 20 mars 2010 - 01:44
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One of the best in my opinionZEEKY94 wrote...
You ask your friends to teach you there specialisation
... you realize that you've missed work.
... you open your GPS and try to auto-travel to your capital.
... you realize it’s Monday.
... your friends ask you where the heck you’ve been the last week.
... you think your a Gray Warden, thanks to your weird dreams about the Archdemon.
Man, I suck at this, alas I tried
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#181
Posté 20 mars 2010 - 06:29
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Eh, I'm not that good at it either. Alright, here's some real ones.
- Your friends pity you because you're half in love with certain NPCs.
- You watch hours of videos of people playing Awakening because you don't have it yet but you don't want to miss out on the experience.
- You write fanfiction, and the characters in your head make sure of it.
- You sit history in class and think about how much more fun it would be if you were learning about the history of Ferelden instead. Then you realize you would be getting a better grade if you were.
Yep, pretty sad I know.
- Your friends pity you because you're half in love with certain NPCs.
- You watch hours of videos of people playing Awakening because you don't have it yet but you don't want to miss out on the experience.
- You write fanfiction, and the characters in your head make sure of it.
- You sit history in class and think about how much more fun it would be if you were learning about the history of Ferelden instead. Then you realize you would be getting a better grade if you were.
Yep, pretty sad I know.
#182
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 09:46
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When you refer to all children as 'darkspawn'...
#183
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 10:16
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When anyone says the word "Pants" You scream and run away, fearful of the eye-eating pant-monsters.
#184
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 10:47
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when you see a green chest icon in your dreams and you start repeatly tap the A button
(this happened in my dream during my first playtrough, was abit disturbing)
(this happened in my dream during my first playtrough, was abit disturbing)
#185
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 01:54
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While playing Mass Effect 2, at the beginning, Miranda is mentioning something about a control chip, but I kept thinking of a control rod...
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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 08:32
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You go in to your local drugstore and ask for Andraste's Ashes to cure that awful sore throat that's been bugging you for a week
#187
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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 08:57
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The more you look at that big statue in your main city square, the more you start to see an eerie resemblance to Maferath
#188
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 09:57
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When you're not allowed to watch "Legend of the Keeper" at your friends house for being to critical about their team set-up.
Dialogue:
Me: So she's a battlemage?
Friend: Urm, yes?
Me: But she's got no armor.
Friend: They have a wizard.
Me: And he only has Flame Blast and what looks like Repulsion? Does he have any healing powers?
Friend: Uhm..no. The rogue is kinda evil.
Me: Meh, she'll be someone's love interest within a couple of episodes. What are her powers like?
Friend: She has these two sticks...
Me: Sigh.
Dialogue:
Me: So she's a battlemage?
Friend: Urm, yes?
Me: But she's got no armor.
Friend: They have a wizard.
Me: And he only has Flame Blast and what looks like Repulsion? Does he have any healing powers?
Friend: Uhm..no. The rogue is kinda evil.
Me: Meh, she'll be someone's love interest within a couple of episodes. What are her powers like?
Friend: She has these two sticks...
Me: Sigh.
#189
Posté 21 mars 2010 - 11:42
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Lord_Valderin wrote...
When you wake up from a DA:O Nightmare while trying to slay a Hurlock Alpha, roaming around your appartment with one hand clinched tight as if you were holding a sword looking for more Blight to Slay. Realizing it's a dream just to lay back down & fall back asleep to find your self in the wilds.. Happened 4 times already thank god I live alone (lol) don't want to try & explain all the commotion going on..
ROFL!! That would be really cool to see ... and almost as cool to have it hapen to me! It almost makes me wish I sleepwalked ^.^
#190
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 12:21
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When the power has been cut off because you haven't paid the bill and you look around to find yourself ankle deep in your own excrement.
When you try to make love with your underwear on.
When you try to make love with your underwear on.
#191
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Posté 22 mars 2010 - 07:21
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When you hear the words 'TRAP right ahead!' in your mind when your boss asks you to come in for an annnual appraisal.
#192
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 06:34
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When you hear Warden voice phrases in your head in response to different situations.
- Pencil tip breaks right after you sharpened it? "Well that didn't work."
- Creepy feeling like someone is watching you? "Warden senses tingling."
- Children running around your house? "Darkspawn! Destroy the fiends!"
When you add the word "darkspawn" to Microsoft Word and Firefox's spelling dictionary.
If you're playing with a kitty and someone asks you what you're doing, you respond with "I'm helping it train."
If you see more than 5 cats in the same area, you wonder if this is the 42nd time you've been to the area.
- Pencil tip breaks right after you sharpened it? "Well that didn't work."
- Creepy feeling like someone is watching you? "Warden senses tingling."
- Children running around your house? "Darkspawn! Destroy the fiends!"
When you add the word "darkspawn" to Microsoft Word and Firefox's spelling dictionary.
If you're playing with a kitty and someone asks you what you're doing, you respond with "I'm helping it train."
If you see more than 5 cats in the same area, you wonder if this is the 42nd time you've been to the area.
#193
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Posté 22 mars 2010 - 07:33
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[quote]Zorr Crew wrote...When you hear Warden voice phrases in your head in response to different situations.[quote]
OMG I do that too! Only mine is whenever someone is approaching me (like a co-worker I can't stand) I say in my head "These are vile and tainted creatures!"
...when you fall asleep on the couch with the television on, and you wake up still half-asleep and swear the show that's on is talking about people from DA.
True story. It's happened twice to me. The first time the news was on and two people were debating whether Harrowmount or Bhelen would be a better ruler. The second time some late-night comedian was on and he was talking about something funny one of the companions said/did and the audience bust out laughing.
At least I think I was dreaming... *looks around suspiciously*
OMG I do that too! Only mine is whenever someone is approaching me (like a co-worker I can't stand) I say in my head "These are vile and tainted creatures!"
...when you fall asleep on the couch with the television on, and you wake up still half-asleep and swear the show that's on is talking about people from DA.
True story. It's happened twice to me. The first time the news was on and two people were debating whether Harrowmount or Bhelen would be a better ruler. The second time some late-night comedian was on and he was talking about something funny one of the companions said/did and the audience bust out laughing.
At least I think I was dreaming... *looks around suspiciously*
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#194
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 07:39
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...You have a wet dream of morrigan and leliana making out
...Dress up like Duncan and go into town asking people if they want to become a grey warden
...Dress up like Duncan and go into town asking people if they want to become a grey warden
#195
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:21
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...You start wondering if you *would* survive the Joining.
#196
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 09:17
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...You desperately search your schoolbag for a Health Poultice after falling over and grazing your knee.
#197
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 09:37
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when someone buys you a bloody marry and your not sure whether you should drink it or not.
#198
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 05:13
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If you hesitate for more than 2 seconds when a gorgeous brunette unexpectedly invites you to sleep with her.
#199
Posté 23 mars 2010 - 05:16
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When you wake up in the morning , stretch, and yawn scream "Dragon Slayer"!
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Posté 23 mars 2010 - 07:16
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You actually greet people saying "Atrast Vala!" and calling your freinds "Salrocka"..OH! and you terribly sing the main menu theme..(Yes, i do actually do all these things)........
this game has left a mark on my soul and my brain..
this game has left a mark on my soul and my brain..
Modifié par PontiusPilate, 23 mars 2010 - 07:18 .
