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[Linkenski]

What are your picks for lines or moments in the series that were meant to make you laugh but rather made you facepalm or say "Oh my god..."

 

My picks:

 

Vega has several in ME3:

1. "Mordin's like a frog on a hot rock in the middle of summer" My Reaction: "Haha-- wait, what?"

2. The line where he says something ordinary and then goes "Whuh, whah? What's so funny?"

 

Garrus being self-referential about calibrations in ME3

 

Jack's student saying "I will destory you" to make fun of Jack, who said it in ME2 during combat moves as an inside joke to generic enemies in ME1. Too much self-referential self-referentialness.

 

Jack not allowed to say the F word: "Screw you f... flight lieutenant". MR: "Ha-ha..."

 

Shepard making the "<:O" face to EDI. This one just annoyed me.

 

Every time EDI says "That was a joke" in ME3. Diminishing returns.

 

 

 

 

[Ithurael]

The Steve death reaction sequence was always something that made me cringe and then laugh.

 

Jacob & Shep at the hospital

"You feel it?"

"Yeah"

"Believe it"

IDK, it just kind of makes me giggle lol

 

"This isn't about strategy or tactics!" - oh sheploo...

[General TSAR]

"When fire burns, is it at war?"

 

Oh, you're talking about unfunny lines. My bad.

[Gorwath-F]

Not sure, if it's supposed to be funny or just badass, but if we are taking about a moment where I felt ashamed to be playing the game it's

 

1. Kai Leng during Priority Citadel (from memory):

Shep: "It's over, pal"

Kai Leng: "No. Now it's fun."

 

Making Shepard sound like an obsese cop out of a 70s procedural serial and forcing me to watch the most obnoxious "thing" in the universe give the hack who wrote the scene a thoroughly underserved self-gratifying ****** made me want to quit playing the game. Starchild, for all it's faults, was at least a baltantly failed last minute plot patch. Kai Leng was author wish-fulfillment.

 

2. Citadel: Hanar Diplomat

Not sure if the ending with Kasumi Goto was supposed to be funny, I just found it obnoxiously stupid.

[fraggle]

Jacob & Shep at the hospital

"You feel it?"

"Yeah"

"Believe it"

IDK, it just kind of makes me giggle lol

 

THIS so much! Every time I hear it I just want to die of laughter

 

Damn, I have to remember to make a list when I play through all games next time to pick the most funny and unfunny ones.

[Linkenski]

The whole Hanar mission on the Citadel where you magically save the Hanar homeworld by not making the indoctrinated ambassador upload some virus was also a really disgusting attempt at comedy. It's a serious game with a real sense of weight and grit and they make the quest to decide the fate of all hanar and Drell a joke? What the heck? "You big. stupid. jellyfish!" ha-ha-ha-ha

 

Joker: "So, Thessia huh? I guess the Asari would be wishing they had fewer dancers and more commandoes about now." It's so obvious it's supposed to be an out-of-line comment but it's out of character for Joker to be this tactless when he makes jokes. It only contributed to the forcedness of Shepard getting angry afterwards.

[KaiserShep]

The Steve death reaction sequence was always something that made me cringe and then laugh.

 

 

Sometimes, I like to revisit the YouTube video of all the reactions. I can't even cringe, because I'm laughing too much.

 

 

FemShep is the only one that actually sounds normal there, since she apparently doesn't yell "STEEEVE!" (at least not anymore I'm not sure if she ever did), but M!Shep is hilarious. I have to give the trophy to Ashley. She sounds like she had a bad run-in with a taco truck from hell and a 1 liter milkshake. 

[aoibhealfae]

The cutscene where FemShep hauling Kaidan on her shoulder. He's like OMG!!! and she made a twirl with her hip like its a day in the park.

 

also

 

JOKER IS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE.

 

Damn it, Kaidan. She just called you a sweetheart and want a quickie.

[Silvery]

Sometimes, I like to revisit the YouTube video of all the reactions. I can't even cringe, because I'm laughing too much.

 

 

FemShep is the only one that actually sounds normal there, since she apparently doesn't yell "STEEEVE!" (at least not anymore I'm not sure if she ever did), but M!Shep is hilarious. I have to give the trophy to Ashley. She sounds like she had a bad run-in with a taco truck from hell and a 1 liter milkshake. 

 

God, I remember how bad that was but watching it again it is even was worse then I remember. 

[ZipZap2000]

I'm invisible and you cant see me.

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[Inkvisiittori]

Shep: "So, the man cleaning the toilets is also preparing the meals?"

Gardner: "Hey, I wash my hands... most of the time."

 

That's not funny, that's gross. I thought Cerberus had some standards. From the same character:

 

"I catch what falls through the cracks. Heh... through the cracks."

 

*disgusted noice*