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[MrBSN2017]

Long story short, she was pretty good, but I still managed to top score. She must have disconnected from mass effect servers at the score screen because she bailed immediately.

What do you think bros? Think I've got a shot? Should I send her pics of me in my undies yet?

[Darth Volus]

Yeah yeah yeah, Korean model, we get it. 

[MrBSN2017]

^she had mic. I was laying the moves on thick

[Darth Volus]

We should stand in awe of your pink abbs and grills should drop their panties immediately 

[GeneralXIV]

... doesnt bail mean escape????
 
Maybe this time you should take a traditional approach and get married to someone before showing them your potatos... please some women might find them attractive for sure... but seeing them so often is... well... not so good and if youre showing them to someone right away it might be off putting to them... so er wait until youre married is my vote!

[SethGecko]

Your milkshake brings all the girls to the yard Bro....

 

 

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

You should go out more.

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

I had the same problem the other night with some guy that really admired my level 2 particle rifle... he still keeps sending me poetry.  

 

 

 

                                              

[Caineghis2500]

lol

[Really Sad Panther]

Wow, we really have run out of topics here haven't we?

[Geth Supremacy]

Duoed?  She probably thinks you're creepy because you didn't want to share her when you should have had 4. She gets hit on by 10 guys every time she plays so if you're serious about it then you need to set yourself apart.  Write her a poem and end it with a nude.  No undies.  Paint it N7 colors or match the paint scheme on your favorite character or hers.

 

Don't waste time getting to know her or anything, just be like "I am 100% in ME love with you and if you can't get behind that then I'm going to solo silver with no equipment."

[Geth Supremacy]

Wow, we really have run out of topics here haven't we?

 

You could at least show some sort of emotion and support the op.  What if he gets a W this time?

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

I don't like soft baked cookies. To me, they are just cookies that never finished baking. 

[Ashevajak]

[MrBSN2017]

Duoed? She probably thinks you're creepy because you didn't want to share her when you should have had 4. She gets hit on by 10 guys every time she plays so if you're serious about it then you need to set yourself apart. Write her a poem and end it with a nude. No undies. Paint it N7 colors or match the paint scheme on your favorite character or hers.

Don't waste time getting to know her or anything, just be like "I am 100% in ME love with you and if you can't get behind that then I'm going to solo silver with no equipment."

Lol so good. Wasn't planning on wasting teh time to get to know her anyways. Much too important for her to get to know everything awesome about me. I'm thinking about skipping the poem though and just moving straight into asking her to play the support role whenever we game together. I enjoy detonating so I guess she can work on that snapcheese, flamer, biotic sphere, etc achievement.

[Catastrophy]

*Grabbing popcorn hanky.*

[Onewomanarmy]

Was gonna make a funny comment but naaah... I'm gonna go shopping instead, no joke! I need something NEW.

[GeneralXIV]

Lol so good. Wasn't planning on wasting teh time to get to know her anyways. Much too important for her to get to know everything awesome about me. I'm thinking about skipping the poem though and just moving straight into asking her to play the support role whenever we game together. I enjoy detonating so I guess she can work on that snapcheese, flamer, biotic sphere, etc achievement.

 

A support role isnt enough! If you really wanna make a girl hot for you youve gotta tell her to die at the beginning of every wave so she can only watch you play thats what really gets girls going! We find guys who wont let us play computer games properly irresistible... the guys who stand in front of us to protect us... the guys who use their missiles so we dont have to... 

[Onewomanarmy]

Hey I'm back from shopping! ! I am a shop a holic It's bad Are there any AA meetings for shoppers? Are they called SS meetings?  

[GeneralXIV]

Hey I'm back from shopping! ! I am a shop a holic It's bad Are there any AA meetings for shoppers? Are they called SS meetings?

 

Yes you get locked in a room with some shoes dangling in front of you until wont try and grab them... oh wait thats the rehab

 

Wasnt SS the secret German police??? Or am I thinking of something different??? Whatever you do dont join the SS!!!

[Teabaggin Krogan]

How do you know it wasn't a 12 year old boy with a girly voice? 

[GeneralXIV]

How do you know it wasn't a 12 year old boy with a girly voice? 

 

That would make for some awkward flirting

[Catastrophy]

I don't like soft baked cookies. To me, they are just cookies that never finished baking. 

Cake on the other hand... I like it moist and sticky.

[Catastrophy]

Hey I'm back from shopping! ! I am a shop a holic It's bad Are there any AA meetings for shoppers? Are they called SS meetings?

Whoa, whoa there. Not so fast young one.

 

First:

 

Let's see what you bought.

[VaneJack]

threesomes are more fun, dont even have to write poetry.

 

or just public and let the random juices flow.

 

wait what are we talking about, i meant in me3