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[mrs_anomaly]

Gotta send a nice basket of Ackee!

 

[Draining Dragon]

dank maymays

[o Ventus]

Pineapples!

 

Banapples and Pineanas.

[ZipZap2000]

Banapples and Pineanas.

They carry fruit flies. We at least wanna make it through customs when we thaw out.

[Miserybot]

How about the fruits of my loins?

[The Dank Warden]

Grapes, we will need pisco where we go

[felipejiraya]

Also, tomatoes.

[ZipZap2000]

Also, tomatoes.

Well met.

*Clinks Ryncol*

[7twozero]

The fruit of the clue tree

[o Ventus]

fruit flies

 

Are those like little tiny tangerines with wings? Sounds like something Monsanto would whip up in their mad science labs.

[ZipZap2000]

Are those like little tiny tangerines with wings? Sounds like something Monsanto would whip up in their mad science labs.

Pretty sure that's what the Volus evolved from actually.

[ObserverStatus]

BioWare: What? You want to defeat the catalyst? Well, I don't know about that, but do you like bananas? What? You don't know? Well, I know where you can find out.

[Blueblood]

You lot. Yer all a bunch of fruits

EDIT: Oops. I meant fruit loops.

That rhymed.

[yolobastien6412]

Do you guys know this joke about 3 guys lost on an island?

 

After looking for a way to get back home, they are ambushed and captured by a tribe of natives.

They are brought to the chief in front of the village. 

It has been many moons since they encountered lost tourists, so the chief thinks it wise to have some fun.

The shackles are taken off the 3 guys, and the chief tells them

"You three adventurers must now go forth, and scour the island, in search of 10 pristine fruits, which you will bring back here."

"So, like 10 different fruit kinds?"

"No, just 10 of the same fruit. Now GO!"

 

The three guys each go off in their own directions, in search of 10 fruits.

 

The 1st guy comes back with 10 bananas.

Spoiler

The chief challenges the 1st guy to shove all 10 bananas up his anus without laughing or making a sound. If he succeeds, his liberty will be the reward. If he fails, they will kill him and most probably make a nice drinking cup from his skull.

The guy tries real hard to push as many bananas as he can, but loses it on the 4th, as he shits himself.

He is killed.

 

The 2nd guy arrives with 10 grapes.

Spoiler

The chief lets him know of the challenge, and let's him begin. 

The 2nd is doing quite well, pushing each grape far enough to let the next one be easier. He manages to get 9 grapes up there, before he blurts out a laugh.

"It's a shame." says the chief, as they are about to kill him.

 

Later in the afterlife, the 2 guys meet each other.

"That was horrible" says the 1st. "I couldn't keep it tight enough. btw, you managed to put 9. Why did you laugh, you were almost there?"

"I was doing really well, I know," the 2nd guy answers "but I couldn't stop myself when I say the 3rd guy coming back, smiling and proud, with 10 pineapples!"

[ZipZap2000]

Do you guys know this joke about 3 guys lost on an island?

After looking for a way to get back home, they are ambushed and captured by a tribe of natives.
They are brought to the chief in front of the village.
It has been many moons since they encountered lost tourists, so the chief thinks it wise to have some fun.
The shackles are taken off the 3 guys, and the chief tells them
"You three adventurers must now go forth, and scour the island, in search of 10 pristine fruits, which you will bring back here."
"So, like 10 different fruit kinds?"
"No, just 10 of the same fruit. Now GO!"

The three guys each go off in their own directions, in search of 10 fruits.

The 1st guy comes back with 10 bananas.

Spoiler

The chief challenges the 1st guy to shove all 10 bananas up his anus without laughing or making a sound. If he succeeds, his liberty will be the reward. If he fails, they will kill him and most probably make a nice drinking cup from his skull.
The guy tries real hard to push as many bananas as he can, but loses it on the 4th, as he shits himself.
He is killed.

The 2nd guy arrives with 10 grapes.

Spoiler

The chief lets him know of the challenge, and let's him begin.
The 2nd is doing quite well, pushing each grape far enough to let the next one be easier. He manages to get 9 grapes up there, before he blurts out a laugh.
"It's a shame." says the chief, as they are about to kill him.

Later in the afterlife, the 2 guys meet each other.
"That was horrible" says the 1st. "I couldn't keep it tight enough. btw, you managed to put 9. Why did you laugh, you were almost there?"
"I was doing really well, I know," the 2nd guy answers "but I couldn't stop myself when I say the 3rd guy coming back, smiling and proud, with 10 pineapples!"

Why wouldn't he be proud and smiling. He just found 10 free pineapples.

[Patricia08]

What about strawberries i just love strawberries. 

[Catastrophy]

The fruit of the clue tree.

Can't believe it took 4 pages for the only sensible choice to appear.

[ZipZap2000]

Question about earth: Do peaches grow with cream already on them?

[GoldenGail3]

I need some chocolate

 

 

Anyone else want some?

[Patricia08]

I need some chocolate

 

 

Anyone else want some?

 

They look really delicious so yes i would like one to.  

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

Nectarines.   they are mankinds greatest invention.

[Laughing_Man]

dank maymays

 

Is it mee-ms or may-mays? I can never tell.

[Rabinson]

Cocoa, to make Chocolate..

[Patricia08]

Cocoa, to make Chocolate..

 

I love chocolate.

 

Especially Belgium pralines.  

[Beerfish]

Gotta send a nice basket of Ackee!

 

they have......eyes.....dark eyes....looking....starting......judging