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[dzejkob]

well Geth rocket troopers with magical double shots (or even more sometimes) are just a tad irritating

[MeetYourNanny]

yeah playing that genocidal manic with his lil hammerer vs space dildos is idd cathartic

+ his not bad vs space nazis 2 (u have 2 watch for the atlases obviously), But gimme a venom with cryo ammo and let the phantoms come lol

[DarkOrgasm]

Hilarious so many pick Geth

 

When pugging, you're more likely to GiP with Geth preset and a Krogan (with a buddy krogan) hosting so they don't get synch killed on wave 3

 

Answer is Collecturds

 

You have no chance in hell when a Collector Captain enables Marksman on your ass, not to mention the constant farting of seeker swarms, It's like all they do is

 

Marksman your ass

 

Fart seeker swarms

 

Fart seeker swarms

 

Marksman

 

Hey Sam is there any food left?  Oh Look Mr Frodo we are out of Lembas bread but we have plenty of Seeker Swarms!

[Darth Volus]

Hilarious so many pick Geth

 

When pugging, you're more likely to GiP with Geth preset and a Krogan (with a buddy krogan) hosting so they don't get synch killed on wave 3

 

Answer is Collecturds

 

You have no chance in hell when a Collector Captain enables Marksman on your ass, not to mention the constant farting of seeker swarms, It's like all they do is

 

Marksman your ass

 

Fart seeker swarms

 

Fart seeker swarms

 

Marksman

 

Hey Sam is there any food left?  Oh Look Mr Frodo we are out of Lembas bread but we have plenty of Seeker Swarms!

 

That's what they do the second they spawn is to poop a seeker swarm, get possessed. The seeker plague explodes on the whole team in a million mile radius, takes down everyone's shields and powers then he marksman's everyone's ass. Clean work. 

 

But isn't more cheap than Geth? I dunno. 

 

Also, why do Seeker Plagues and Collector webs who have barriers do not refill my barriers when I'm a Fury/Valkyrie? 

[TopTrog]

well Geth rocket troopers with magical double shots (or even more sometimes) are just a tad irritating

That´s a nicely understated way of putting it 

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

A-bombs and possessed abombs.......   

[dzejkob]

That´s a nicely understated way of putting it 

 

in polish we got a good word to describe it in less nicely way: KURWA!!!

[Lvca_gr]

Every enemy with burst fire weapons will "cheat" your gates because their duration on platinum is reduced to 0.01 second (0.1 on gold). Crab laser probably has a high tick rate so if it ticks more than 0.01 times per second, you basicaly get rekt every time. You would have to ask Mgamerz how exactly the laser damage is applied, if he can figure it out (I'm interested too).

 

Other than that, Geth are the worst because of stunlock. 

 

True about gates, but I'm killed (directly or indirectly) more often by captains (specially possessed) than any other mook. Perhaps because of their combination of accuracy, fire rate and damage designed to drive players nuts. And the basturds even have a low wave cost considering how annoying they are.

[Catastrophy]

You people and your " actually talking about the game " ....... I think I will keep doin whut I'z be doin......                                                                                                                                                                         

Hm, I guess you kinda nailed it.

 

OT: Geth - ask no questions.

[Diablo4evr]

You scrubs need to play platinum more. There's nothing worse than seeing three Geth Primes at once on just wave f****** two! 

 

Geth are easily the most broken and therefore win the prize. To date, I have yet to deal with as much BS in one subsequent enemy from any game as I've had to deal with from the Geth scum.

[q5tyhj]

Most BS faction is obviously Bioware, with Geth running a close second. 

[Darth Volus]

Most BS faction is obviously Bioware Biovwear, with Geth running a close second. 

 

FTFY

[Dovakiin_N7]

BIOWARE.

I want my first warning point damn it.

[ColdCypher]

BIOWARE.

I want my first warning point damn it.

 

Just write the word that rhymes with duck ... got me one

[LoonySpectre]

There's actually the real fifth variant: any faction on a sufficiently laggy host.

[TheShadyEngineer]

Geth. 2 reasons:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[XAN]

1. Cerberus a.k.a. Cancer:

-Annoying bullet sponge Atlases that sometimes decide to turn around and walk away from you especially if they are a target. BS 4- shot hitscan cannon that instantly shieldgates you and extremely annoying DoT rocket that can literally do a 180 to hit and stagger you.

-Best designed enemies: Phantoms! If they are far away, then can instantly take down your shield, then health gate and eventually kill you with their BS hand cannons. If they are close they will instead instantly down you because their sword animation can hit you 3 times! What a clever and challenging enemy! Oh and this isn't enough! The very clever game designers even added a 90% damage reduction against the host, because artificial difficulty is fun!

-Nemesisesises that hide in extremely random spots on the map so you can waste 1 or 2 minutes searching for them at the end of a wave. Especially fun when speedrunning!

-Guardians that enter rage mode and Quadra kill your team if you remove their shields. When shielded they stagger you with theirshield and 2-shot you with their Talon MCCCXXXVII.

-Centurions that basically instakill you from across the map on Platinum.

-Dragoons that are stupidly easy to exploit if you are aware of them, however if they surprise you from behind, have fun wasting 3 gels and all 6 of your nukes because they made you rage!

-Assault Troopers that throw grenades at random spots so you can run into them, and then they make a CerBerusxClan MLG grenade montage.

 

2. Collectors a.k.a. AIDS

-Troopers that rush you when the wave budget gets depleted and you'll find yourself surrounded by 3 of them and wipe because of their BS double-stagger melee attack.

-Captains that are even worse because once they get possessed, they instakill you throught the map even faster than Centurions. And they have these definitely not anti-fun AIDS plagues that cover half the map and basically make you useless for 3 hours. Not to mention they survive every power combo, which just encourages people to use weapon classes against this faction.

-Scions are extremely slow walking turrets that 3-shot anybody and spam their grenades when they get possessed. Oh and they have more total defenses than a Banshee, which makes this faction a boring bullet sponge spam.

-Stupid Crabs that can stagger you to infinity and sync you from behind, They can also shoot through walls whenever they decide to and instakill you because shield gates are working as intended. They are the only enemy which can never be safely melee'd so sorry if you like melee kits, go play an infiltrator, scrub.

-Abominations are fun because they introduce a completely new approach on PVP combat in ME3. If you get downed while near one of them you're better of quitting because they can insta-hug you when you are standing up.

 

3. The Rippers

-Annoying screaming Banshees that make your ears bleed and force you out of your position.

-Annoying Brutes that are extremely stupid and easy to outmanouver but ounce you get bored of dodging them, you'll get staggered to your death.

-Annoying Ravagers that shoot you from afar and get scared once you get close. They leave their goddamned annoying swarmers (and goo) on the ground that are just asking for a grenade or nuke. Offhost they can instakill you by popping their sacks.

-Marauder Shields, same as Centurion except they can elbow-shoot combo you to death which is annoying.

-Husks run like idiots and can surprise you when you aren't watching, otherwise they're boring like the rest of the faction.

-Cannibals are funny and adorable.

 

4. Geth:

-Primes that spawn their pets into pre-set places and give you an opportunity to destroy them before they start firing. If you keep destroying their pets they will keep deploying them. Their stagger is easily avoided by using RHA, or by dodging.

-Pyros are slow and easy to kill. They like spawning behind you so you always need to look around when you can.

-Hunters are similar to Pyros. If you have good awareness to spot them they won't be a trouble.

-Bombers are annoying but easy to kill. Just switch position when they get close. Hitscan powers are lol.

-Rocket Troopers' rockets can be dodged easily, they even make a sound before they start firing.

-Geth troopers are very simple and they look cool, just like the rest of this faction.

 

Geth are by far the best and most fun faction in the game. Everybody who has problems against them need to L2p and 1v1 me in the Geth Thunderdome (j/k for this sentence, the rest is all true).

[Beerfish]

Darkspawn cause of bolters

Qunari, boss is easy but lots of immunities and spear twirlers.

Venatori, tough boss to kill, shield bashers and two mage types.

Demons, only  cause of many despair demons at higher levels

Red Tramplers are easy.

 

After all of those comes the collectors, geth, cerberus and the reapers.

[TheShadyEngineer]

 

4. Geth:

-Hunters are similar to Pyros. If you have good awareness to spot them they won't be a trouble.

-Bombers are annoying but easy to kill. Just switch position when they get close. Hitscan powers are lol.

-They also give zero fks about physics.

 

Staggerd? Fk you- pulse blast.

Frozen? Fk you-pulse blast.

Flying through the air due to pull or lash? Fk you-pulse blast.

Just got your head shot off by a Saber? Fk you-pulse blast.

 

You get the idea.

 

- I wouldn't have included them if they weren't immune to overload. Ffs it's been the case since those floaty toaster explosive poopers were introduced and it was never fixed. I'm mad bro.

[Darth Volus]

See a Geth RT chilling in cover. Run to him with a Fury to explode him. He turns and the first rocket comes out of his ass as he turns and hits you, then another rocket comes out as he's finished turning, that hits you, now you're at healthgate. You think "imma get you and refill barriers at the last moment", but he elbows you just in time to down you. 

 

The End. 

[Darth Volus]

-They also give zero fks about physics.

 

Staggerd? Fk you- pulse blast.

Frozen? Fk you-pulse blast.

Flying through the air due to pull or lash? Fk you-pulse blast.

Just got your head shot off by a Saber? Fk you-pulse blast.

 

You get the idea.

 

- I wouldn't have included them if they weren't immune to overload. Ffs it's been the case since those floaty toaster explosive poopers were introduced and it was never fixed. I'm mad bro.

 

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

4. Geth:
-Primes that spawn their pets into pre-set places and give you an opportunity to destroy them before they start firing. If you keep destroying their pets they will keep deploying them. Their stagger is easily avoided by using RHA, or by dodging.
-Pyros are slow and easy to kill. They like spawning behind you so you always need to look around when you can.
-Hunters are similar to Pyros. If you have good awareness to spot them they won't be a trouble.
-Bombers are annoying but easy to kill. Just switch position when they get close. Hitscan powers are lol.
-Rocket Troopers' rockets can be dodged easily, they even make a sound before they start firing.
-Geth troopers are very simple and they look cool, just like the rest of this faction.

Geth are by far the best and most fun faction in the game. Everybody who has problems against them need to L2p and 1v1 me in the Geth Thunderdome (j/k for this sentence, the rest is all true).

My game has different rocket troopers. The rocket troopers in my game can fire two or three rockets facing away from me while pressed into cover, only exposing themselves to return fire as their cover-penetrating homing rockets approach.

They're also psychic and can travel through time. Without line of sight, they can anticipate when I will appear in an open area, shooting a rocket to meet me as I clear cover.

And they can shoot retroactively. They can decide that they should have fired a second ago and make a rocket appear out of nowhere, without having to actually turn around or fire, just as I reach a gap in cover.

And all of these things can be done simultaneously.

[D Wrecks]

PC players because obviously.

[Arktinen]

Geth.

A honourable mention to Phantoms.

[Olivia Wilde]

despite having the single cheapest unit reapers are the least BS faction

 

Geth has only non-bs unit (the basic trooper, who reloads way too often)

 

Cerberus is mostly BS off host with one unit that's mostly BS on host

 

collectrolls however will be awarded the cake because I got buttlazered through walls today