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Garrus:" you punched her AGAIN?"

Shep:" Interviewers look like sand bags. I just can't help refine my right hook when I see them."

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(on the sky bridge on Feros)
Ash:" Shepard, why are you throwing Anti-Thorian grenade add-ons at geth?"

Shep:" To save ammo."

Ash:" uh, I think we have infinite ammo, and the Anti-Throian add-ons won't paralyze geth cuz they are robots?"

Shep:" Meh, we won't be needing them anyway."

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Shep:" We've arrived at Eletania, let's grab the Mako and play some 'space monkey bowling'!"

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Joker:" Commander, we're about to enter Virmire's atmorsphere."

Shep:" Alright, Wrex, Kaidan, you know the drill. Take off those expensive armor and put on Onyx I. Shame on BioWare, won't let anybody go armless."

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Miranda:" Shepard, this is a red pen, I wanted to borrow a blue or black one."

Shep:" Screw you, I ain't never go blue or black. I always write in red, ALWAYS!"

Modifié par easternswordman, 28 janvier 2010 - 05:38 .

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Modifié par easternswordman, 28 janvier 2010 - 05:38 .