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[The Evil Ashura]

I felt the game as a whole did a lot better in the humor dept. compared to ME1, especially with Joker being consistently hilarious throughout the mission.  But the funniest moment for me definitely goes to Shephard when he renegade interrupts Worf-Krogan with a headbutt after seeing Wrex do the same, and the slightly awkward pause by everyone involved afterward. Completely took me by surprise! I actually burst out laughing and couldn't stop for a good couple of seconds, that's never happened to me in the ME universe before.

Modifié par The Evil Ashura, 28 janvier 2010 - 06:17 .

[AxoneNeurone]

I think the funniest moment (so far) is when I walked in to chat with Mordin and he gave me the "be careful when you boff a turian" lecture. Oh, man. Oh, man, I laughed so hard.



A lot of my favorite moments in this game seem to revolve around Mordin, who's my favorite new character XD and the rest revolve around Garrus and his awesome one-liners and romantic awkwardness.



But I DID just get Legion... so we'll see.

[Crackseed]

For a flashlight-head, Legion is actually really expressive and does have a couple of lines that made me chuckle. He's so much more interesting then funny though.

[OTGWraith]

A Human, Salarian, and Turian watching an Asari stripper at a bachelor party.



Salarian: We don't even have weddings, we just negotiated a reproductive contract.

Human: Just shut up you're embarrassing me in front of the stripper.

Turian: I'm just here for the drinks.

Human: See that bit there?

Salarian: The little divot in her abdomen?

Human: THAT is what we call a belly-button. Humans and Asari have them, and you sir, will be doing shots out of it later!

Turian: That cant be sanitary.



Hahaha...

[masterjedirobyn]

the turian hitting on the quarian in the bar. The quarian is like 'I'm so sick of it, it's always the same lines- oooh, the mystery, take off your helmet, ooh, those hips of yours'

[Razorsedge820]

The perverted Volus on Ilium who is purchasing mods for his suit. I cant remember every line he said exactly but he was hilarious especially his "I want something that when I walk into to the room says I own this room, I own you."

[planguy]

In that same bar as the above bachelor party dudes I saw a Turian and a Quarian lady chatting about her latest disasterous relationship with a human. Pretty funny jokes at the expense of Tali fans (heh, I'm guilty of that myself), and it's pretty hilarious how into the Quarian the Turian is. Heh, "Maybe you should date someone who can eat the same food as you."

[Cork85]

There are a lot of funny moments which i can't remember atm. The one i do remember is when after you did grunts side mission and came back to the krogan planet. EDI mentioned that because you defeated a thresher maw 2 Krogan females were offering to mate with grunt and one was offering to mate with Shepard. I don't remember the exact quote unfortunately. That just cracked me up, not sure if my shepards should be honored or scared.

[planguy]

Cork85 wrote...

There are a lot of funny moments which i can't remember atm. The one i do remember is when after you did grunts side mission and came back to the krogan planet. EDI mentioned that because you defeated a thresher maw 2 Krogan females were offering to mate with grunt and one was offering to mate with Shepard. I don't remember the exact quote unfortunately. That just cracked me up, not sure if my shepards should be honored or scared.

When Grunt was with me when I heard that he gave an awesome laugh at that. Just adds to the humor of the situation. But honestly, everyone is into Shepard, a Krogan lady ain't no big deal.

[MrVincent]

All of the commercials you hear while on Illium.

[Pathogen69]

Cork85 wrote...

There are a lot of funny moments which i can't remember atm. The one i do remember is when after you did grunts side mission and came back to the krogan planet. EDI mentioned that because you defeated a thresher maw 2 Krogan females were offering to mate with grunt and one was offering to mate with Shepard. I don't remember the exact quote unfortunately. That just cracked me up, not sure if my shepards should be honored or scared.

ya, i had grunt with me when i went back.  the loud "hah!" that grunt made was hilarious.  it made me lol in rl just a little.

[Sardoni]

Issac Newton was the baddest mo fo in the galaxy.

[packardbell]

Probably Shepard getting drunk on the Citadel and waking up in the men's restroom.

[vallix]

You're working too hard. *zap*

[Redem0]

packardbell wrote...

Probably Shepard getting drunk on the Citadel and waking up in the men's restroom.

While it is amusing I think it would have been a hundred times funnier if he woke up in bed next to a random character

[Medet]

Hah, if you bring Legion along to the Citadel and talk to the c-sec customs officer about increased security... She'll talk about it being to prevent geth infiltration of the citadel.



Legion: Geth do not infiltrate.

C-sec Officer: You should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home. They're not allowed on public shuttles anymore.

Legion: Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

[Ecael]

Engineer Daniels: I've got green across the board. The forward tanks are buoyant and elevated.

Engineer Donnelly: Are you talking about the Normandy or Miranda?

[MetallicaRulez0]

Joker: "**** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****! ****!"

That entire sequence was hilarious.

I also loved his line comparing EDI to ship cancer.

Modifié par MetallicaRulez0, 28 janvier 2010 - 08:30 .

[DocSun]

The funniest part has to be while on the citidel, you can see comertials and one of them is an all Elcor cast of Hamlet.... freeking priceless.

[Lost Cipher]

OTGWraith wrote...

A Human, Salarian, and Turian watching an Asari stripper at a bachelor party.

Salarian: We don't even have weddings, we just negotiated a reproductive contract.
Human: Just shut up you're embarrassing me in front of the stripper.
Turian: I'm just here for the drinks.
Human: See that bit there?
Salarian: The little divot in her abdomen?
Human: THAT is what we call a belly-button. Humans and Asari have them, and you sir, will be doing shots out of it later!
Turian: That cant be sanitary.

Hahaha...

That whole conversation piece was good to listen too, but I love the Refund guy at the warehose on the citadel.

And when walking around the citadel with Garus and Tali "You guys ever miss those elevator rides?"

[Telemachus78]

When you help out legion and joker makes a robot impression when he talks.

[Sypher_Kyaeon]

While doing the Justicar, I asked the detective about her suicidal orders. Garrus replies, "We're allowed to disobey suicidal order?" Then Jack said something that I can't remember but I luaghed my ass off. I love Jack and Garrus. And, as always, the reporter punch ftw. Hitting that batarian in the back with that tool thing was cool, too.

Modifié par Sypher_Kyaeon, 28 janvier 2010 - 09:03 .

[Pathogen69]

ya, i got a laugh at the citadel commercial about the all elcor remake of hamlet. "a fourteen hour event! dont miss it!" i thought to myself, "i like shakespeare, but NOT 14 hours of it for one play."

[Bebbe777]

Mordins song

Mordins view on Kirrahe "Hold the line, I rather do the job and go home"



Joker: It will be better than old times

Shep: I hopes so, I died

Joker: Gah, you are such a downer