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[BHRamsay]

DocSun wrote...

The funniest part has to be while on the citidel, you can see comertials and one of them is an all Elcor cast of Hamlet.... freeking priceless.

Priceless for me is still the trailer for the b-movie about Shep's adventures. For a second I was impressed , then i realized I had put my life on the line for the galaxy and my reward is to be immortalized in a crappy film made, I have no doubt,  by the ME universe version of Uwe Boll

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

aeetos21 wrote...

Joker: "Take pictures!"

That was pretty funny.

[OTGWraith]

This thread is so much better (and earlier) than the current one.

[Aranwen1]

talking to joker after the crew is taken



Joker: license to screw up commander. You heard it strait from the ship

[Palathas]

I know a number of these have been mentioned already but I can't decide between -

The Turian and Quarian in the bar on Illium,

The reference by Mordin to the Varren STI on the Normandy and the unpleasant implications,

The Volus Biotic God.

[Aranwen1]

bringing legion for tali's loyalty mission

[DriderQueen]

In the middle of battle with Tali :



"Go for the optics, chichika, go for the optics!"



I was laughting so hard I was killed...

[Mudzr]

My favourites:



*Mad preacher on Omega (You sir, you are a blight! and you, and you... and YOU)

*The turian in citadel security (You sir are all racist!), and the dumb human that doesn't let him in, thinks an asairi is a geth, and then lets a geth whose class is "geth infiltrator" in instead

*I am a biotic God!!!

*The hamlet and bouncer elcor

*Blasto (he, or some mecenary hanars, or actually any talking hanars need to appear in ME3 or DLC (Kahje?)

*The turian and quarian on illium

*Punching the reporter and the refound guy (where is the shifting looking cow BTW?)

*The action adventures turian on the citadel (just don't kill the council)

*The asairi on illium

*The krogan woman showing interest in Shepard

*All of Joker and Mordin

*The conversation between Garrus and Tali (Do you remember all those conversations we used to have on the elevator)



That's about it. Bioware has to consider at least expanding on all of these in expansions and ME3.

[chris b chicken]

I freakin loved Joker's mission. I was laughing so hard that I actually got killed a couple of times during it and and I had to restart, but my favorite parts were the "what a tool he was/computing pi" part, the "I love seeing humans on their knees" and especially "if you start singing 'Daisy Bell', I'm done!" (HAL 9000 reference).

[inversevideo]

Conversation heard in shop on Citadel:

Rebecca: I want what's best for Jacob's baby as well Micheal, should we take him to get this genetic modification done?

Michael: I don't know, Rebecca,  let's find some random stranger and ask them what we should do.

Modifié par inversevideo, 08 février 2010 - 08:04 .

[James Sheperd]

its kind of a tie between when shepard stops garrus from shooting harkin and then garrus headbutts him claiming "i didn't shoot him" or when joker tells shepard about miranda and jacks argument and he tells him to take pictures haha

[Clumsy Ninja]

Easily the "Scientist Salarian" song. Watched it 3 times. The cough at the end and the awkward pause afterward was terrific.



I also liked the Gamestop jokes on the Citadel about "We'll buy back your games for 2 credits". So very amusing.



I also liked the Quarian/Turian pair who were filrting in the 'Eternity' bar. The Quarian female was all "I dated a human and he just wanted to know what I looked like under the helmet." Sounds like every guy I know who played the first game lol. The bachelor party was also quite funny.



And when Mordin was like "Lots of ways to do good. Sometimes heal sick. Sometimes, executing dangerous criminals." Loved that line.

[Ultra Prism]

I like part after finishing the game, you talk to EDI and Jokers says



"If she goes start saying "I am the vanguard of your destruction", I calling shotgun on first boat



lmaooo, Joker was the best in ME2

[Meteor_VII]

Just took Garrus with me on Mordin Loyalty mission. At the beginning when you enter the base Mordin makes a comment about it being a Hospital then Garrus says something alone the lines of:

"Hospitals are bad to fight through."

Shephard: "What is good to fight through?"

"Electronic shops, (more shops can't remember exact line) , Antique Shops but only if they are classy."

made me smirk at least.

[Meteor_VII]

stupid double post.

Modifié par Meteor_VII, 09 février 2010 - 06:33 .

[Sailears]

Sypher_Kyaeon wrote...

While doing the Justicar, I asked the detective about her suicidal orders. Garrus replies, "We're allowed to disobey suicidal order?" Then Jack said something that I can't remember but I luaghed my ass off. I love Jack and Garrus. And, as always, the reporter punch ftw. Hitting that batarian in the back with that tool thing was cool, too.

Yeah, I had Garrus and Thane with me at the time. Really cracked me up!

[Kouper]

I love the convo with the two engineers donnely asks her"would you say the Normandy is a she?"



"yes I would"



"and EDI is a she?"



"Yes"



"And Tali is definately a she"



"what're you saying?"



"I'm just feeling a little outnumbered I feel threatened"



"you're such a dick"



"see where you take it? That's what I'm talking about"



sigh.







It made me bust up.

[ThatDancingTurian]

Okay, this one is easily missed, but the Tupari sports drink ads are hilarious. I love how the advertisement keeps getting more and more ridiculous as you click it.

"I once knew a man who went three days without drinking Tupari. He got run over by a shuttle."
"Tupari brings your ancestors back from the grave!"
"Nine out of ten Tupari drinkers recommend Tupari to their friends. The last one is on my list."

[Kordras]

Joker's imitation of Legion always cracks me up. XD

[StowyMcStowstow]

I like the dialouge between the soldiers on the Citadel the best. I think one of the funnier things is imagining a massive space battle is going on, and one side has a massive dreadnaught sized ship that is decimating everything. Then, suddenly, it gets hit by a round from an everest class ship that missed ten thousand years ago.

[noctx]

When you walk around in omega before recruiting Archangel, one of the announcements is in a deep batarian voice:

"The hunt is on for Omega's public enemy number one. Who is he? Who gives a s***."

[Gamine]

Man there's nothing new I can add, this page alone has everything I would have said. So many great crack-up moments in this game.

Joker's tirade during the Collector attack was pure gold...it was actually a pretty terrifying moment, but I was losing it the whole time. The best line is his high pitched "WHAT THE S**T" after he sees the Scion lumbering around the crew deck.

[mjwoltsknar]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."



even just imagining his complete monotone makes me chuckle.



oh and pretty much every single conversation between Engineer Daniels and Engineer Donnelly. scotsmen ftw