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[Space Shot]

Eternity Bar on Ilium: Bachelor party (paraphrased)





"Engaged" Solarian: I don't get why you guys find Asari attractive. They look just like Solarians.



Human: What?



Turian: You're crazy. They look just like blue Turians. See the fringe......uh



Human: Wait! Do you think that they are controlling our minds?



Turian: Shut up! You'll ruin Asari for me and there are very few Turian females on Illium.

[Guitardeth]

My fav was the fish quest where you buy the fake fish and give it to the krogan. i lmao!!

[easternswordman]

Joker doing the robot dance when Legion is talking.

[Marilynn-22]

There is this volus on illium who says " I want something flashy, somethings thats says I own this world.. I own you"

[NICKjnp]

masterjedirobyn wrote...

the turian hitting on the quarian in the bar. The quarian is like 'I'm so sick of it, it's always the same lines- oooh, the mystery, take off your helmet, ooh, those hips of yours'

I like the line that they have later on... when she is talking to him about how she can have sex with her suit on.  If you are just standing there she says, "Ummm.. were having a private conversation here human.  Do you mind?!?!" (or something similar).

Though my favorite is the beer goggles in the Illium bar.  If you purchase the strongest drink (and get drunk) she suddenly is young and attractive when you talk to her (as long as the drunk effects are still going on).

[vinterviken]

"I need you to stop and take a deep breath, sir"

"You're mocking me earthclan just because the vol-clan needs...."

"It was a poor choice of words, I am sorry, sir"

Another one.

Just bought the upgraded food for the chef and also bought the hamster.

The icon on the bottom right that shows what you buy with some info showed the space hamster for the hamster

and then again for the upgraded food. Dont think that hamster will keep the crew happy for long... unless the chef makes a stew I guess...

Modifié par vinterviken, 10 février 2010 - 05:10 .

[Cerrydd]

One thing that made me go "Huh? Haha!" was this:



I'm from Holland, and I have no idea how this Dutch fast-food thing ended up in ME2. One of the devs is a FEBO-fan, I guess.

[IbramSkyheart]

C-Sec Officer: Our scanners are picking up false readings. They seem to think you're... dead.

Shepard: I'm getting that everywhere; it's a pain in the ass.



Shepard: You just don't wanna hire a Quarian.

Asari: What? ... But.... But...

Shepard: Is it because you don't want to feed them? Or do you just not like the suits?



Shepard: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you... there's a lot of bulls**t on this line.



Shepard: How about we all take a step back from the weird alien impaling devices.



Shepard: So... you're saying I'm poor? Just because I'm not as well of as you doesn't mean you can hold yourself above me.

Asari: What? ... No... I....

Shepard: Hey, everyone, this store discriminates against the poor!



Shepard: Get out of here. Now.. before it blows!

Guy: Blows... wha...?

Shepard: RUN!

Guy: Aaaaah!

Shepard. Heheh... I can't believe that actually worked.



Shepard: Those guys were a waste of skin. Scales. Whatever.



Shepard: Wanna dance? Watch this.

-Shepard dances-

Asari: No thanks, I'm happy with just me and the music.

[Chief Savage Man]

Pushing the Eclipse merc out the window, giving the fish to the Krogan, shouting about discrimination outside the Citadel gift shop, Garrus and Tali's exchange on the Citadel, the ads on the Citadel, not being stopped by scanners while having a grenade launcher on your back, Legion in the Citadel, the biotic god on Illium, pretty much all Volus and Elcor in the game, shooting Conrad Verner in the foot, the bachelor party on Illium, the Asari on Illium who sounds like Sarah Palin, and getting annihilated in Dark Star Lounge.

[Bravenu3]

more a *facepalm*/WTF moment, but I LOLed:



I've been collecting heavy weapon ammo and the upgrades for several levels to finally research the nuke launcher it put it to good work at last. In the Collector base: Tali and Legion on my team, nuke gun loaded and a bunch of Collectors in the cross hairs :-)

The nuke charges up, Tali summons her combat drone, drones hovers into my line of fire, nuke launches, hits drone just a few meters in front of me...

:-D

[SL22]

Conrad Verner got a laugh out of me when I said the "undercover cop" was actually a criminal and I wouldn't have found her without him and he timidly said "really?"

The quarian and turian talking about cross-species relationships and the bachelor party also made me chuckle.

Romance wise I thought Tali was the funniest out of all the women as she gets really flustered and embarassed.

[Inkoseh]

The Volus, used-ships-salesman who says something like... "Excuse me Earth-Clan female! You're looking very.. fertile. You should consider buying the big SUV ship for all of your upcoming pudgy babies!"

Modifié par Inkoseh, 10 février 2010 - 07:54 .

[8T8]

Shepard: woah takea breath, Cant you slow down?!



Mordin: I..Will...Try..To...Speak...No cant do it!

[Bravenu3]

8T8 wrote...

Shepard: woah takea breath, Cant you slow down?!

Mordin: I..Will...Try..To...Speak...No cant do it!

:-D When does he say that? After the renegade interupt hat his clinic?

[Mondo47]

The bar-matron on Illium facepalming at Conrad's inability to understand the motives behind his wife paying for his ticket off the Citadel.

Jack: "Damn, I should be taking lessons from you, Shepard..." after I shoved the merc out of the window.

Legion's "in... sufficient data" moment (had me 'Awwww'ing almost as much as laughing, who'da thunked Geth could be cute and flustered).

Tali's reaction to me seeing her blushing under that goldfishbowl.

Joker's "plugging in the Overlord" line, gets me every time, hell, most of Jeff's lines are pure win

[James2024]

DriderQueen wrote...

In the middle of battle with Tali :

"Go for the optics, chichika, go for the optics!"

I was laughting so hard I was killed...

i just loved the baldurs gate 2 refarance to chichika fastpaws ....thats classic

[Sleepicub09]

Stock boy:Hey who are you; what are you doing here?



Shepard:What am I doing here? what are you doing here?



Stock boy:*scratches head* What?



Shepard:Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here?



Stock boy:Dangerous?



Shepard:Get out of here! Now! before it blows!



Stock boy:Blow? What the--?



Shepard:RUN!!!



Stock boy: All right *breaks for the door*



Shepard: *chuckles* I can't believe that actually worked.





MOST EPIC SCENE EVAAAAARRRR

[Sister Helen]

1) *ALL* of the Mordin "sex talks" with Shepard, including the one where he tries to let you down gently, since he's figured out that all your visits to him to chat are just a ruse, as you find him attractive.

2) Mordin sings Gilbert and Sullivan, then coughs at the end, waiting for applause. 'Nuff said.

3) Taking Jack on Miranda's loyalty quest. When Miranda meets up with the asari captain who is planning the kidnapping, the captain disses Miranda about what she is wearing... Then Jack points her gun at the captain and says, "Oh, I like her... Are we still recruiting?"

4) Taking Jack on the disabled Reaper, when you find the incapcitated Legion on the ground... She says, "Hey, we should take this. Might be worth something."

5) When Ashley yells at Shepard on Horizon, if Garrus is in the group, she says, "Oh, and you brought Garrus with you, too!" (outraged voice, sounding like she is chiding you for bringing your little brother into danger...Garrus gets all flustered.)

6) All of the Garrus love-talks. Something about a turian's way around a metaphor makes me giddy.



There's a ton more that I laughed out loud at, but those were the ones that were my personal favorites.

[Wraith_3]

It may be old, but I just found it. If you talk to Joker after having Garrus in your squad, after you do Garrus' loyalty mission, Joker says something like "I see that Garrus finally got that stick out of his *ss, except now he just wants to beat people with it."

[BlackFox26]

After you complete garrus loyalty mission. You talk to him and he talks about his adventures and what the turians do in high risk missions.

"I had the reach. She had the flexibility. Its one way to work out stress i guess."

Enough said

[Urazz]

Wraith_3 wrote...

It may be old, but I just found it. If you talk to Joker after having Garrus in your squad, after you do Garrus' loyalty mission, Joker says something like "I see that Garrus finally got that stick out of his *ss, except now he just wants to beat people with it."

That's not dealing with his loyalty mission.  That's when you ask him about the squad you went out with last.  He says that whenever Garrus was in your party the last mission.

[Wraith_3]

Urazz wrote...

Wraith_3 wrote...

It may be old, but I just found it. If you talk to Joker after having Garrus in your squad, after you do Garrus' loyalty mission, Joker says something like "I see that Garrus finally got that stick out of his *ss, except now he just wants to beat people with it."

That's not dealing with his loyalty mission.  That's when you ask him about the squad you went out with last.  He says that whenever Garrus was in your party the last mission.

Ok I thought he says something different before you complete Garrus' loyalty mission.

[DaeJi]

When the Biotic "god" decided to charge in a tear the universe apart with his awesomeness powers!!!... Only for Shepard to gently tip him over.

[GuardianAngel470]

You know what had me cracking up? Garrus's dialog on Mordin's recruitment mission.



"A quarantine zone for a plague that kills turians...Why don't we ever go anywhere nice?"



"Over the years I've gotten used to the smell of burning bodies...That's probably a bad sign."



"Is it just me, or is it hot in *cough*, Oh that's not good."

[GammaBlaze]

"I knew a man who went 3 days without a Tupari Sports Drink! He got hit by a shuttle"



In fact, just about anything that Tupari machine says is gold.